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By *igTee OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

I walked into a tattooist today, pulled my pants down and said, "I want my girlfriend's name tattooed down my cock please."

"Well lets fucking hope her name is Sue or Ann," he replied.

By *winging In The RainMan over a year ago

St Helens / Liverpool

Much better than the other one

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was better??? REALLY! Wow that must of been really bad then!

By *igTee OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"That was better??? REALLY! Wow that must of been really bad then!"

My wife walked in on me shagging her sister

"What the fuck do you think you're doing??" She screamed

"It's anal, you should try it sometime"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smelly banter

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have LUDO tattooed on ma cock, but when the missus bends over it says LLANDUDNO

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She has a big ass to have that on her ass