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Have you ever pretended to be into something just to impress a future conquest ?
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"I made them a cassette of a love song and left it on their pillow with “play me” on it. I should point out I had spent the weekend with them and was not in fact being the Milk Tray woman depositing a box of crocs after breaking in. " Chocs not crocs. I love those shoes but not that much. | |||
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"I made them a cassette of a love song and left it on their pillow with “play me” on it. I should point out I had spent the weekend with them and was not in fact being the Milk Tray woman depositing a box of crocs after breaking in. " You were singing the love song ? | |||
"I made them a cassette of a love song and left it on their pillow with “play me” on it. I should point out I had spent the weekend with them and was not in fact being the Milk Tray woman depositing a box of crocs after breaking in. You were singing the love song ? " Hell no. Stevie Nicks was. | |||
"I made them a cassette of a love song and left it on their pillow with “play me” on it. I should point out I had spent the weekend with them and was not in fact being the Milk Tray woman depositing a box of crocs after breaking in. You were singing the love song ? Hell no. Stevie Nicks was. " Love Stevie, what a voice. | |||
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" Back in the day, this one time, someone I fancied was talking about her love for The Cure to a bunch of her friends, I blurted out that I too was a big fan, she said oh yeah, what’s your favourite song. I hadn’t thought this through, I wasn’t expecting probing questions, but thinking on my feet I said the only Cure song I knew at the time, which was The Lovecats. So I said Lovecats. She gave me a slightly disappointed look and said ‘Everyone likes that one!’ My heart sank and they carried on talking about The Cure and I felt like Joey when everyone else is using big words in that episode of Friends that time. Any who, a lesser man would have left it there and cut his loses. But Undeterred I’d gone out and bought a best of compilation, dyed my hair and bought some bright red lipstick and applied it liberally, cue to some time later after I spent an evening listening to all things Cure, (a best of) I saw her again the next day, so I said, ‘I also like ‘A forest.’ She looked slightly perplexed for a while, then realising what I was on about, she gave me a slightly encouraging nod and carried on talking to her friends, she then turned around again, ‘Are you wearing lipstick ?’ I nodded, she said ‘Bless!’ then carried on chatting to her friends, i heard some derisory laughter which I presumed was at my expense, I took that as my cue to leave. I’d like to say that woman is now my mercurial muse and life partner, but the ship had clearly sailed and there was no coming back from The Lovecats fiasco, plus she saw me wearing a Mike and the Mechanics t shirt two week’s later. So, what have you done to try and impress someone you fancy ? " You in your mid fifties OP? I once wore fishnet and lipstick to show a girl I liked I was like Budgie. She went off with an older kid!  | |||
"Oh C J. C J, C J, C J. To be fair I've done similar. I joined the Tories society at university because this glorious creature with a mane of brunette waves and pearls and a Jack Wills gilet was very flirty with me. I went on a few dates with her and then left the society. The things I'll do for quim." Classic | |||
"I made them a cassette of a love song and left it on their pillow with “play me” on it. I should point out I had spent the weekend with them and was not in fact being the Milk Tray woman depositing a box of crocs after breaking in. You were singing the love song ? Hell no. Stevie Nicks was. Love Stevie, what a voice. " That we agree on ... | |||
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"The Smiths. I pretended to love them. Was up until 4.30am listening to the songs and googling about them when I was 18 to impress a boy. Also told him I liked casual sex because I wasnt like other girls. I hated the smiths, I was a virgin and I was just like all other 18 year old girls trying to be unique. Whenever I go back to my home town I give him the best evil look I can but only if he’s not looking and I’m wearing sunglasses" I loved the Smith's ... still do therefore never been cool  | |||
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"She's said she was into pegging. I thought it was something to do with tents. Imagine my surprise etc. " You loved it though, didn't you. | |||
"She's said she was into pegging. I thought it was something to do with tents. Imagine my surprise etc. " Just ask her to take it down a peg or two | |||
"She's said she was into pegging. I thought it was something to do with tents. Imagine my surprise etc. "  I pretended I was into that once  | |||
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"She's said she was into pegging. I thought it was something to do with tents. Imagine my surprise etc. I pretended I was into that once "It was an in tents experience. | |||
"The Smiths. I pretended to love them. Was up until 4.30am listening to the songs and googling about them when I was 18 to impress a boy. Also told him I liked casual sex because I wasnt like other girls. I hated the smiths, I was a virgin and I was just like all other 18 year old girls trying to be unique. Whenever I go back to my home town I give him the best evil look I can but only if he’s not looking and I’m wearing sunglasses" Oh god. The "not like other girls" was a strong energy for me. Those sunglasses of yours really do have many uses. | |||
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