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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said
"I'll never be a size 12.
"I said "Don't say that love."
"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.
"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well." |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said
"I'll never be a size 12.
"I said "Don't say that love."
"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.
"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well.""
Thats a really brilliant joke! |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said
"I'll never be a size 12.
"I said "Don't say that love."
"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.
"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."Thats a really brilliant joke!"
Thank you have a look at the others lol x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said
"I'll never be a size 12.
"I said "Don't say that love."
"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.
"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."Thats a really brilliant joke!
Thank you have a look at the others lol x"
Ok will do.... |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"Its not bad, i think the Fab forum dwellers will throw their weight behind this 1 and you will recieve plenty of feedback."
Why tho it's only a joke? N I've got a joke page with 29K members n not everyone will like the jokes I post each to there own really m8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said
"I'll never be a size 12.
"I said "Don't say that love."
"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.
"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well.""
You have done better 7/10  |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said
"I'll never be a size 12.
"I said "Don't say that love."
"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.
"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."
You have done better 7/10 "
Lol got loads better |
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