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over a year ago
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"Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"
- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...
"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."
"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."
"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."
"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."
- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL
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""Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"
- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...
"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."
"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."
"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."
"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."
- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL
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I’m all for this - could I use your hand though as I’ve just been eating wotsits and I’ll end up with an orange dick! Much appreciated xx |
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""Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"
- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...
"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."
"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."
"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."
"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."
- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL
I’m all for this - could I use your hand though as I’ve just been eating wotsits and I’ll end up with an orange dick! Much appreciated xx"
... but imagine the possibilities ... wotsit flavoured dick ... might make a change from chocolate body paint stuff  |
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Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.
A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den. |
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"Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.
A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den."
A chemical addiction is a little different to a high sex drive ... plus been remedied now as no smoking breaks anymore for the majority! |
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""Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"
- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...
"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."
"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."
"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."
"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."
- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL
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It's clear harassment, can you imagine some Hollywood starlet in court saying ... he offered me a wank break lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.
A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den."
Imagine the smell of the wanking room! And what happens when the nanny state ban indoor masturbation? Colleagues left to huddle outside in a temporary shelter cracking one off. |
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You know what, first garage I was ever in as a trainee I had a wank in the toilet area, I felt so ruthless
The last garage I worked at I fucked my ex in the toilet
Mad times |
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"Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.
A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den.
Imagine the smell of the wanking room! And what happens when the nanny state ban indoor masturbation? Colleagues left to huddle outside in a temporary shelter cracking one off. "
isnt this just doggin without the cars? environmental doggin lol |
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