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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
As the photographer's camera flashed, I flicked my hair, looked moody and posed provocatively, grabbing my crotch for effect. I felt sexy and free.
"What do you think?" I asked him.
"Well, if you could just look straight into the camera and hold the number still, all we need is your fingerprints and you can be released," he replied.  |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.
The therapist is blonde, petite and as fit as fuck.
She says, "if you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I will suck your cock and you can come in my mouth.
"The first man stands up and stammers, "Mmmmanchester.
"The next man says, "bbbbrimingham.
"Next up is Paddy, an Irishman.
He stands up, composes himself and says, "London.
"She gets his cock out and gives him the best blow job he's ever had.As he sighs, he says, "ddderry." |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
Mick and Paddy were talking when Mick said to Paddy, "can you shut your curtains next time your shagging your wife?
Everyone was out in the street, last night, watching through the window"
"Well," replies Paddy "the joke's on them I wasn't even home yesterday! |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
Policeman pulls over paddy for speeding "have you been drinking sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer ive had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and .
"Policeman says "what the hell are you doing driving?
"Paddy replies "i couldnt fucking walk" |
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over a year ago
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"Mick and Paddy were talking when Mick said to Paddy, "can you shut your curtains next time your shagging your wife?
Everyone was out in the street, last night, watching through the window"
"Well," replies Paddy "the joke's on them I wasn't even home yesterday!"
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.
She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.
Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them"..... |
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"Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.
She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.
Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them"..... "
Almost fell off me bed laughing at that one  |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.
She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.
Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them".....
Almost fell off me bed laughing at that one "
Lol I aim
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