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BIG COCK special edition: Rate Your Own Cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a cock called Paxo once. He was a rubbish cock because he kept trying to hump the local lady pheasants and ignored the hens. Pretty useless really, 1 out of 10. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a cock called Paxo once. He was a rubbish cock because he kept trying to hump the local lady pheasants and ignored the hens. Pretty useless really, 1 out of 10."
You win the special 'First Mention of a CHICKEN' prize  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a cock called Paxo once. He was a rubbish cock because he kept trying to hump the local lady pheasants and ignored the hens. Pretty useless really, 1 out of 10.
You win the special 'First Mention of a CHICKEN' prize "
Thankyousomuch  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cock is awesome.
Handsome, at least 10 inches tall, cares for the ladies but can be a noisy blighter at 5am "
Is it a cock cock or a chicken cock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is like a hire car, quite an average thing but it’s the fastest car you’ll ever drive."
Harder to get an upgrade with a cock though!
I always recommend any user has a good check for dents and scratches before using it and I make sure it has had a wash and polish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well......
Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"
A little longer than average
Much thicker than average.
Good shape.
Works well.
7 ? out 10 |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Well......
Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"
A little longer than average
Much thicker than average.
Good shape.
Works well.
7 ? out 10"
You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on  |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"My cock's bigger than your cock 
Can your cock do what my cock can??????????"
Mine can stay hard forever, its always available when i want a good seeing to, and it clean and fuzz free...and it doubles up as a weapon against would be burglars...can yours do that? Can it? Can it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cock's bigger than your cock
Can your cock do what my cock can??????????
Mine can stay hard forever, its always available when i want a good seeing to, and it clean and fuzz free...and it doubles up as a weapon against would be burglars...can yours do that? Can it? Can it? "
I'm sure a burglar would think twice if I ran at them naked with cock in hand shouting 'I'm going to slime, ya!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well......
Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"
A little longer than average
Much thicker than average.
Good shape.
Works well.
7 ? out 10
You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on "
You should see it when it's wearing a monocle |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Well......
Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"
A little longer than average
Much thicker than average.
Good shape.
Works well.
7 ? out 10
You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on
You should see it when it's wearing a monocle"
If you can do that il give ya a 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well......
Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"
A little longer than average
Much thicker than average.
Good shape.
Works well.
7 ? out 10
You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on
You should see it when it's wearing a monocle
If you can do that il give ya a 10 "
You're on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well......
Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"
A little longer than average
Much thicker than average.
Good shape.
Works well.
7 ? out 10
You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on
You should see it when it's wearing a monocle
If you can do that il give ya a 10
You're on"
I've checked. No monocle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be something in the water 
If you can't beat them ..."
Beating them isn't in my plans
Beating or being better than anyone isnt either
I'm just me, it's the only person I want to be
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