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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know right, it’s not like fab to have rumours!!
So I was asked by someone earlier if I was looking forward to becoming a dad again. It was a surprise but I kind of get why I might have been asked this. But despite there being 100s of thousands if not millions of pregnant women in the world right now I can categorically say not one of them is mine (thankfully).
So with this in mind what’s the weirdest rumour you have ever heard about yourself? Where you amused, bemused or angry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though  "
I heard that you’re a right dick  |
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
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I once went into a newsagent and the guy looked kind of happy to see me and was saying, "you're that guy that was in the paper aren't you?" I told him no, but he just cracked on like that was an in-joke and we had a bit of back-and-forth over it.
Never did actually say what the guy was in the paper for. At least his reaction didn't make me think it was something bad  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once went into a newsagent and the guy looked kind of happy to see me and was saying, "you're that guy that was in the paper aren't you?" I told him no, but he just cracked on like that was an in-joke and we had a bit of back-and-forth over it.
Never did actually say what the guy was in the paper for. At least his reaction didn't make me think it was something bad "
Yeah that could have been awkward |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though
I heard that you’re a right dick "
I heard it takes one to know one! |
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"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!
What was the one about you in a Ferrari...
You tell me, my last red car was a knackered old mondeo! "
I have been saving your Testarossa Ferrari connection up for aaaaages, waiting for the best moment and poof my humour is lost
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though
I heard that you’re a right dick
I heard it takes one to know one! "
You heard right, that’s your bad influence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There are lots of rumours at my place of employment, the mostly consistent of me having a relationship with 1 of the managers, this is due to the fact he lives round the corner from me so we used to car share, that and when we are work we talk to each other like a married couple. But as much as he's a lovely bloke he's more like a little brother than lover |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though
I heard that you’re a right dick
I heard it takes one to know one!
You heard right, that’s your bad influence "
I am a bad man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and on fab. A rumour persisted for about 6 months that I was a man. . That was quite funny.
V x "
Some people think i am a 63 yo trucker called Dave |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That I'd slept with a load of people that I hadn't. Turns out my sister had though, and people were mixing us both up. We look so similar that a man I actually did sleep with thought she was me and didn't understand why 'I' was ignoring him when he went to the pub where she worked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!
What was the one about you in a Ferrari...
You tell me, my last red car was a knackered old mondeo!
I have been saving your Testarossa Ferrari connection up for aaaaages, waiting for the best moment and poof my humour is lost
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There There have a hug, I got it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and on fab. A rumour persisted for about 6 months that I was a man. . That was quite funny.
V x
Some people think i am a 63 yo trucker called Dave "
Brian, and you’re 64! Don’t forget what you do with the tennis racket and the paint … |
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