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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" *tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

* * *

This thread is run with help of lovely NotSoPosh, so you might get replies from either of us. x "

Wanna make it even more lucky?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're not really....im a bit of a twonk

I am loyal tho...

Lu

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I care deeply for my friends. I'll move heaven and earth to make them smile.

Plus I'm a proper giggle and an absolute delight

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"They're not really....im a bit of a twonk

I am loyal tho...

Lu "

Yeah you are. But WE LOVE YOU

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Ooohhh I like

Because I come with an endless supply of baking and and gin!

I am also very easy osey, so happy to go with your tv choices however terrible they are

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Now I've got an image of Inaswingdress wearing Kylie's Hot pants in ma head, again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm unique and worth knowing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooohhh I like

Because I come with an endless supply of baking and and gin!

I am also very easy osey, so happy to go with your tv choices however terrible they are "

Sorry where are you staying in December? I'm happy to be your cake storage

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Because I tell em they're being a tool when they're being a tool.

Coz I hug em when they're sad, cry with them, eat ice cream with them, kick their arse and make em laugh.

Because I'm loyal as they come.

Because I appreciate.

Because I give space when needed and don't take it personally.

Because they're best interests really are at my heart.

Because my life reminds people how lucky they've been in theirs!

And.... because my farts are fucking epic.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"They're not really....im a bit of a twonk

I am loyal tho...

Lu "

Better that being a gonk - which I am! My hair just won't stay down

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By *entlemanrogueMan  over a year ago

Motherwell

Im optimistic, helplful, encouraging, adventurous and a damn good laugh.

Plus i wont take any or all your .

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" *tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

* * *

This thread is run with help of lovely NotSoPosh, so you might get replies from either of us. x

Wanna make it even more lucky?"

Feeling lucky, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm the moody intelligent one who is antidote to bounciness.

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By *entlemanrogueMan  over a year ago

Motherwell

i giess that last word is banned, which is strange as it is someone bame haha.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Ooohhh I like

Because I come with an endless supply of baking and and gin!

I am also very easy osey, so happy to go with your tv choices however terrible they are

Sorry where are you staying in December? I'm happy to be your cake storage "

Ooohhhh now there is a offer no person could refuse

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now I've got an image of Inaswingdress wearing Kylie's Hot pants in ma head, again "

I'm going to need to know why?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm unique and worth knowing."

Unique is a strong selling point....

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I do, and I'm grateful for the support and comfort they have given me.

And especially to my wing woman whe is determined to get me laid

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because I tell em they're being a tool when they're being a tool.

Coz I hug em when they're sad, cry with them, eat ice cream with them, kick their arse and make em laugh.

Because I'm loyal as they come.

Because I appreciate.

Because I give space when needed and don't take it personally.

Because they're best interests really are at my heart.

Because my life reminds people how lucky they've been in theirs!

And.... because my farts are fucking epic.

"

You're a goddess among women and they're so lucky to have you as a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im optimistic, helplful, encouraging, adventurous and a damn good laugh.

Plus i wont take any or all your ."

Perfect package then

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im optimistic, helplful, encouraging, adventurous and a damn good laugh.

Plus i wont take any or all your ."

I'm intrigued...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I'm the moody intelligent one who is antidote to bounciness."

You balance things then

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Im optimistic, helplful, encouraging, adventurous and a damn good laugh.

Plus i wont take any or all your .

I'm intrigued..."

Garden sprouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do, and I'm grateful for the support and comfort they have given me.

And especially to my wing woman whe is determined to get me laid "

It's always two way street. I wish I had more time to return all the goodness I have been given. Sometimes you simply can't.

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By *nfin8yWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooohhh I like

Because I come with an endless supply of baking and and gin!

I am also very easy osey, so happy to go with your tv choices however terrible they are

Sorry where are you staying in December? I'm happy to be your cake storage

Ooohhhh now there is a offer no person could refuse "

TV sold me

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im optimistic, helplful, encouraging, adventurous and a damn good laugh.

Plus i wont take any or all your .

I'm intrigued...

Garden sprouts "

I was thinking nose hair....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i giess that last word is banned, which is strange as it is someone bame haha."

Im sorry I lost you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" *tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

* * *

This thread is run with help of lovely NotSoPosh, so you might get replies from either of us. x

Wanna make it even more lucky?

Feeling lucky, punk?"

Go ahead. Make my day

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I love to sing and dance. Not sure if my friends would consider themselves lucky in that respect though and I’m mischievous "

I'm sure your friends love the singing and dancing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love to sing and dance. Not sure if my friends would consider themselves lucky in that respect though and I’m mischievous "

Perfect party companion

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" *tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

* * *

This thread is run with help of lovely NotSoPosh, so you might get replies from either of us. x

Wanna make it even more lucky?

Feeling lucky, punk?

Go ahead. Make my day"

You know I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" *tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

* * *

This thread is run with help of lovely NotSoPosh, so you might get replies from either of us. x

Wanna make it even more lucky?"

Want to be more straight forward?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" *tongue in cheek thread warning*

Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have me as a friend?! I have the best repertoire of silly memes for any occasion. And song suggestion to suit any mood. And nonsense.

Why your friends are lucky to have you? Come on, you tell them.

* * *

This thread is run with help of lovely NotSoPosh, so you might get replies from either of us. x

Wanna make it even more lucky?

Feeling lucky, punk?

Go ahead. Make my day

You know I would "

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I’m the lucky one, although I’m witty and cheeky but I do give the most amazing hugs,

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"They're not really....im a bit of a twonk

I am loyal tho...

Lu "

Agreed . You are Lu

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I’m the lucky one, although I’m witty and cheeky but I do give the most amazing hugs,

"

This needs proving....

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By *nfin8yWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’m generous, supportive and a little bit mischievous sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I come with certain benefits - not the financial ones xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"They're not really....im a bit of a twonk

I am loyal tho...

Lu

Agreed . You are Lu "

She is indeed Lu. That's why she signs her posts "Lu"

I'm hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I’m the lucky one, although I’m witty and cheeky but I do give the most amazing hugs,

"

I'm sure you are, however I wanted us all to embrace ourselves! I don't think most people do it enough.

The most amazing hugs ! There must be a queue.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m generous, supportive and a little bit mischievous sometimes "

And the singing and dancing....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Because I tell em they're being a tool when they're being a tool.

Coz I hug em when they're sad, cry with them, eat ice cream with them, kick their arse and make em laugh.

Because I'm loyal as they come.

Because I appreciate.

Because I give space when needed and don't take it personally.

Because they're best interests really are at my heart.

Because my life reminds people how lucky they've been in theirs!

And.... because my farts are fucking epic.

You're a goddess among women and they're so lucky to have you as a friend "

I may have left out the bit where I can be proper chuffing needy, an absolute mess, make terrible decisions, self sabotage, am dreadful at self care, work myself to tears, have excess rage, am not too good at dealing with emotions, am always skint and can be really really fucking lazy coz breathing seems like a mammoth effort.

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By *nfin8yWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"I love to sing and dance. Not sure if my friends would consider themselves lucky in that respect though and I’m mischievous

Perfect party companion "

Bring it on

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because I tell em they're being a tool when they're being a tool.

Coz I hug em when they're sad, cry with them, eat ice cream with them, kick their arse and make em laugh.

Because I'm loyal as they come.

Because I appreciate.

Because I give space when needed and don't take it personally.

Because they're best interests really are at my heart.

Because my life reminds people how lucky they've been in theirs!

And.... because my farts are fucking epic.

You're a goddess among women and they're so lucky to have you as a friend

I may have left out the bit where I can be proper chuffing needy, an absolute mess, make terrible decisions, self sabotage, am dreadful at self care, work myself to tears, have excess rage, am not too good at dealing with emotions, am always skint and can be really really fucking lazy coz breathing seems like a mammoth effort."

You're like the tiny version of me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never get sent any funny memes

My friends are lucky to have me for my hilarious puns and one-liners. They roll their eyes and pretend like it's not funny, but they know it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm the moody intelligent one who is antidote to bounciness.

You balance things then"

Never been called balanced before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I come with certain benefits - not the financial ones xx"

I hope your friends feel the blessings of those benefits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im a dickhead in the forums but they know I can message them and make there day a bit better x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I'm the moody intelligent one who is antidote to bounciness.

You balance things then

Never been called balanced before."

OK. You are a seesaw!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I never get sent any funny memes

My friends are lucky to have me for my hilarious puns and one-liners. They roll their eyes and pretend like it's not funny, but they know it is "

You often make me chuckle....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I don't even know tbh .

I can't even remember who told me this line but someone recently told me " you're a bit of a twat , but a loveable twat " .

I'll take that I guess

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im a dickhead in the forums but they know I can message them and make there day a bit better x"

Aww that's lovely!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Now I've got an image of Inaswingdress wearing Kylie's Hot pants in ma head, again

I'm going to need to know why?"

Well cos she's an Aussie, and I've been trying to get her take a pic or rock up at a social wearing a pair, but I should be so lucky

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't even know tbh .

I can't even remember who told me this line but someone recently told me " you're a bit of a twat , but a loveable twat " .

I'll take that I guess "

Wasn't me. I'd have said "you're a total twat....." and then the lovable bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I tell em they're being a tool when they're being a tool.

Coz I hug em when they're sad, cry with them, eat ice cream with them, kick their arse and make em laugh.

Because I'm loyal as they come.

Because I appreciate.

Because I give space when needed and don't take it personally.

Because they're best interests really are at my heart.

Because my life reminds people how lucky they've been in theirs!

And.... because my farts are fucking epic.

You're a goddess among women and they're so lucky to have you as a friend

I may have left out the bit where I can be proper chuffing needy, an absolute mess, make terrible decisions, self sabotage, am dreadful at self care, work myself to tears, have excess rage, am not too good at dealing with emotions, am always skint and can be really really fucking lazy coz breathing seems like a mammoth effort."

Wrong thread alert x

And they still chose to keep you company. Must be the farts! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now I've got an image of Inaswingdress wearing Kylie's Hot pants in ma head, again

I'm going to need to know why?

Well cos she's an Aussie, and I've been trying to get her take a pic or rock up at a social wearing a pair, but I should be so lucky "

Gotcha! I was confoosed

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests "

But why are they lucky to have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I never get sent any funny memes

My friends are lucky to have me for my hilarious puns and one-liners. They roll their eyes and pretend like it's not funny, but they know it is "

Fine.

You'll get one today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests

But why are they lucky to have you?"

Their not

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Because I’m a fucking delight. That’s why

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I’m a fucking delight. That’s why"

Angel delight? What flavours you come in?

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m the life and soul of a party for one.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because I’m a fucking delight. That’s why"

We should be friends. Because so am I.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m the life and soul of a party for one. "

A party for one? Surely a party for two would be better?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I’m the life and soul of a party for one. "

Fucking hell so am I!

High 5 beeeyatch

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't even know tbh .

I can't even remember who told me this line but someone recently told me " you're a bit of a twat , but a loveable twat " .

I'll take that I guess

Wasn't me. I'd have said "you're a total twat....." and then the lovable bit "

I think you already did

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests

But why are they lucky to have you?

Their not "

If they weren't happy they would have left. They are lucky as they get to nurture you. So one day you do that to yourself I hope.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't even know tbh .

I can't even remember who told me this line but someone recently told me " you're a bit of a twat , but a loveable twat " .

I'll take that I guess

Wasn't me. I'd have said "you're a total twat....." and then the lovable bit

I think you already did "

Seems like the sort of thing I'd do....

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By *entlemanrogueMan  over a year ago

Motherwell


"Im optimistic, helplful, encouraging, adventurous and a damn good laugh.

Plus i wont take any or all your .

Perfect package then "

*Blushes* thanks x

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By *ogueAngelMan  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

My friends know I've got their back; I challenge them but support them in their choices. We live, we love, we laugh, and strive for to be happy. I'm a natural introvert and terrible at emotions so I want those around me to donall the smiling.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My friends know I've got their back; I challenge them but support them in their choices. We live, we love, we laugh, and strive for to be happy. I'm a natural introvert and terrible at emotions so I want those around me to donall the smiling."

It's the best feeling knowing you made someone smile!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I never get sent any funny memes

My friends are lucky to have me for my hilarious puns and one-liners. They roll their eyes and pretend like it's not funny, but they know it is

You often make me chuckle.... "

Awww shucks... Hopefully not out of pity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I never get sent any funny memes

My friends are lucky to have me for my hilarious puns and one-liners. They roll their eyes and pretend like it's not funny, but they know it is

Fine.

You'll get one today "

Yay! Something to look forward to today

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Because I’m a fucking delight. That’s why

Angel delight? What flavours you come in? "

Butterscotch, the one that no one likes

I’m joking by the way

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I’m the friend that gives you a kick up the arse when needed, I use humour to make light of tough situations and I’m loyal. I can take and have the piss taken and I’ll make you laugh even in your darkest days.

I like to encourage, support and treat my circle of friends like the family I chose for myself.

Zero bullshit or drama x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I’m a fucking delight. That’s why

Angel delight? What flavours you come in?

Butterscotch, the one that no one likes

I’m joking by the way"

I do ! Hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I know the way to San Jose, Amarillo and also the colonels secret recipe

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m the friend that gives you a kick up the arse when needed, I use humour to make light of tough situations and I’m loyal. I can take and have the piss taken and I’ll make you laugh even in your darkest days.

I like to encourage, support and treat my circle of friends like the family I chose for myself.

Zero bullshit or drama x"

You really are bloody awesome

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because I know the way to San Jose, Amarillo and also the colonels secret recipe "

These are all very good things....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you are my friend, not just anacquaintance, then I will always check in on you, make sure you are ok. I notice when things seem different and will check in on you.

I have always got time for a phone call, a listening ear, and an honest non-biased view point for advice.

If any of my friends struggle, in anyway, I help in any possible way, be that some food on their table, a bed for a night or a partt buddy when they need to blow off steam.

I am lucky to have a small amount of friends who are also there for me in the same way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plus, booby cuddles and dad jokes galore

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you are my friend, not just anacquaintance, then I will always check in on you, make sure you are ok. I notice when things seem different and will check in on you.

I have always got time for a phone call, a listening ear, and an honest non-biased view point for advice.

If any of my friends struggle, in anyway, I help in any possible way, be that some food on their table, a bed for a night or a partt buddy when they need to blow off steam.

I am lucky to have a small amount of friends who are also there for me in the same way "

You're completely right.

Also a bad influence shoe wise

I'm lucky to have you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you are my friend, not just anacquaintance, then I will always check in on you, make sure you are ok. I notice when things seem different and will check in on you.

I have always got time for a phone call, a listening ear, and an honest non-biased view point for advice.

If any of my friends struggle, in anyway, I help in any possible way, be that some food on their table, a bed for a night or a partt buddy when they need to blow off steam.

I am lucky to have a small amount of friends who are also there for me in the same way

You're completely right.

Also a bad influence shoe wise

I'm lucky to have you "

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

I am my friends first port of call for anything medical. Even if I don't know they know I'll know someone who does. I'm also chief holder of hair when someone is being sick. And I apparently have a death stare that makes even the most creepiest of men disappear when we're out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am my friends first port of call for anything medical. Even if I don't know they know I'll know someone who does. I'm also chief holder of hair when someone is being sick. And I apparently have a death stare that makes even the most creepiest of men disappear when we're out "

I'm the death stare here.

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

In reality, I’m loyal, kind, generous, I’m the one that knows stuff beyond what it seems and I have a natural way of making others around me feel comfortable. I’m a great listener and close counsellor.

I’ll tell people when they’re being an ass, kick their asses if necessary and hold them when they don’t know that they need it.

I like to think that I’m intelligent, witty, funny, gentle, loving and understanding.

I’m not beyond being an ass at times but i call myself on my own shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im usually designated driver

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm just fcuking amazing.

The end

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m the life and soul of a party for one.

A party for one? Surely a party for two would be better?"

For sure. But then I wouldn’t be the life and soul

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m the life and soul of a party for one.

Fucking hell so am I!

High 5 beeeyatch "

Smack my arse instead please.

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am my friends first port of call for anything medical. Even if I don't know they know I'll know someone who does. I'm also chief holder of hair when someone is being sick. And I apparently have a death stare that makes even the most creepiest of men disappear when we're out

I'm the death stare here. "

Sounds like a good idea for a FP forum challenge. We men can desensitise in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to bask in the glow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In reality, I’m loyal, kind, generous, I’m the one that knows stuff beyond what it seems and I have a natural way of making others around me feel comfortable. I’m a great listener and close counsellor.

I’ll tell people when they’re being an ass, kick their asses if necessary and hold them when they don’t know that they need it.

I like to think that I’m intelligent, witty, funny, gentle, loving and understanding.

I’m not beyond being an ass at times but i call myself on my own shit.

"

It's a precious quality to have, amongst all the others - putting people at ease.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im usually designated driver "

I missed you. don't drive me insane

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just fcuking amazing.

The end "

And Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests

But why are they lucky to have you?

Their not

If they weren't happy they would have left. They are lucky as they get to nurture you. So one day you do that to yourself I hope. "

Why do you want me to change?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am my friends first port of call for anything medical. Even if I don't know they know I'll know someone who does. I'm also chief holder of hair when someone is being sick. And I apparently have a death stare that makes even the most creepiest of men disappear when we're out

I'm the death stare here.

Sounds like a good idea for a FP forum challenge. We men can desensitise in advance. "

Not happening. I need a good reason. Not pretend one.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im kind, loyal, generous and non judgemental. My closest friends we have been besties for 33 years and have been there for them for every possible thing you can imagine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests

But why are they lucky to have you?

Their not

If they weren't happy they would have left. They are lucky as they get to nurture you. So one day you do that to yourself I hope.

Why do you want me to change? "

Just be who you want to be. But are you really happy or just comfortable? No need to answer .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to bask in the glow "

.oh all the li_elight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im kind, loyal, generous and non judgemental. My closest friends we have been besties for 33 years and have been there for them for every possible thing you can imagine. "

That's wonderful. Are you still close geographically?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im kind, loyal, generous and non judgemental. My closest friends we have been besties for 33 years and have been there for them for every possible thing you can imagine.

That's wonderful. Are you still close geographically? "

All but one of us lives in the same small town and the one that has moved comes to see us on holidays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were all unlucky enough to be conned by me into accepting the requests

But why are they lucky to have you?

Their not

If they weren't happy they would have left. They are lucky as they get to nurture you. So one day you do that to yourself I hope.

Why do you want me to change?

Just be who you want to be. But are you really happy or just comfortable? No need to answer . "

I won't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to bask in the glow

.oh all the li_elight "

So needy

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By *evil-AngelWoman  over a year ago

...

Serious answer - because I'm a good listener and try to be supportive

I usually have a secret stash of chocolate as well, and if you're lucky I may share

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to bask in the glow

.oh all the li_elight

So needy "

You are supportive and kind, a great listener and lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Serious answer - because I'm a good listener and try to be supportive

I usually have a secret stash of chocolate as well, and if you're lucky I may share "

This is the first time I hear about the stash. We might fall out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're not really....im a bit of a twonk

I am loyal tho...

Lu "

I disagree 100%

You're an amazing friend - always there if I need to talk or vent or just chat shit with. You give the best advice too and you don't ever judge.

So, take back your comment about being a twonk, you melt!

I'm very lucky to have you, love you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friends are lucky cause I'm amazing - genuinely.

I'm so loyal it's unreal and around night or day to lend and ear or a hand or, in some cases, an 8 hour (this includes pee breaks) round trip to steal them for 5 days so they're not alone.

My very, very small circle of friends are everything to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My friends are lucky cause I'm amazing - genuinely.

I'm so loyal it's unreal and around night or day to lend and ear or a hand or, in some cases, an 8 hour (this includes pee breaks) round trip to steal them for 5 days so they're not alone.

My very, very small circle of friends are everything to me."

I hope they cherish you as you you them

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"In reality, I’m loyal, kind, generous, I’m the one that knows stuff beyond what it seems and I have a natural way of making others around me feel comfortable. I’m a great listener and close counsellor.

I’ll tell people when they’re being an ass, kick their asses if necessary and hold them when they don’t know that they need it.

I like to think that I’m intelligent, witty, funny, gentle, loving and understanding.

I’m not beyond being an ass at times but i call myself on my own shit.

It's a precious quality to have, amongst all the others - putting people at ease. "

I have a curious quality where people tell me their deepest feelings after five minutes of meeting me. I don’t know why, I just call it an ineffable quality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to bask in the glow

.oh all the li_elight

So needy

You are supportive and kind, a great listener and lots of fun "

Aww mwah xxx fanks

Girl crush

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I have a curious quality where people tell me their deepest feelings after five minutes of meeting me. I don’t know why, I just call it an ineffable quality "

The HM nickname really stuck then.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Because I am a fucking hoot, and I make a great potato salad

Mrs kf x

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

Apparently I'm generally useful to have around. Most of the time I'll agree to lend a hand and I get asked to do jobs that don't quite fit anyone else's abilities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In reality, I’m loyal, kind, generous, I’m the one that knows stuff beyond what it seems and I have a natural way of making others around me feel comfortable. I’m a great listener and close counsellor.

I’ll tell people when they’re being an ass, kick their asses if necessary and hold them when they don’t know that they need it.

I like to think that I’m intelligent, witty, funny, gentle, loving and understanding.

I’m not beyond being an ass at times but i call myself on my own shit.

It's a precious quality to have, amongst all the others - putting people at ease.

I have a curious quality where people tell me their deepest feelings after five minutes of meeting me. I don’t know why, I just call it an ineffable quality "

Does it include both good and bad feelings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I am a fucking hoot, and I make a great potato salad

Mrs kf x"

Oh I do too. Potato salad. My home region is called a potato land.. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently I'm generally useful to have around. Most of the time I'll agree to lend a hand and I get asked to do jobs that don't quite fit anyone else's abilities. "

How mysterious. How handy you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You just reminded me how lucky I am with friends

I don't have any

????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You just reminded me how lucky I am with friends

I don't have any

????????????????????"

Oh.

I hope they find you. Or you find them. The ones who make you feel challenged and cherished in equal ways. I hope those friendships grow organically and effortlessly. I hope someone will feel lucky to have you around. Sooner rather than later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I am a fucking hoot, and I make a great potato salad

Mrs kf x"

Ooo i lurve potato salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I am a fucking hoot, and I make a great potato salad

Mrs kf x

Ooo i lurve potato salad "

Who doesn't like a friend with food benefits

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When or if we are ever friends then I'll let you know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not that lucky though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I am a fucking hoot, and I make a great potato salad

Mrs kf x

Ooo i lurve potato salad

Who doesn't like a friend with food benefits "

I'll bring me fork

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just reminded me how lucky I am with friends

I don't have any

????????????????????

Oh.

I hope they find you. Or you find them. The ones who make you feel challenged and cherished in equal ways. I hope those friendships grow organically and effortlessly. I hope someone will feel lucky to have you around. Sooner rather than later. "

Oops, you did say it was tongue in cheek. Most humble apologies to the maam's Thought all the emojis would give it away. The ??? were supposed to be an emoji too but my phone emojis won't work on here.

In reality I have 2 friends, by choice. But we know we would have each others back. I only call a person friend, as opposed to acquaintance, when I know I would do anything for them and after time hope they feel the same way. The 2 I have do.

But thank you for your reply. Maybe what you kindly said will happen.

I am trying to expand my horizons, hence coming on here. Might get it up to 3 or 4, who knows?

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Because other than being utterly delightful, funny, easy on the eye, kind, caring and modest, I have lots of interesting and fab-ulous stories to divulge

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because other than being utterly delightful, funny, easy on the eye, kind, caring and modest, I have lots of interesting and fab-ulous stories to divulge "

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When or if we are ever friends then I'll let you know. "

Haha. Cheeky Gent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not that lucky though "

I can only echo what I said to Snowfoxx.. I believe less is more here. Less friends but incredibly close. And I hope you find your friendly soul "mate". When you do, everything will feel lighter and possible. They will uplift you and help you feel how you want to feel. I send my good wishes for it to happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because I am a fucking hoot, and I make a great potato salad

Mrs kf x

Ooo i lurve potato salad

Who doesn't like a friend with food benefits

I'll bring me fork "

Potato salad fight? ill just open wide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You just reminded me how lucky I am with friends

I don't have any

????????????????????

Oh.

I hope they find you. Or you find them. The ones who make you feel challenged and cherished in equal ways. I hope those friendships grow organically and effortlessly. I hope someone will feel lucky to have you around. Sooner rather than later.

Oops, you did say it was tongue in cheek. Most humble apologies to the maam's Thought all the emojis would give it away. The ??? were supposed to be an emoji too but my phone emojis won't work on here.

In reality I have 2 friends, by choice. But we know we would have each others back. I only call a person friend, as opposed to acquaintance, when I know I would do anything for them and after time hope they feel the same way. The 2 I have do.

But thank you for your reply. Maybe what you kindly said will happen.

I am trying to expand my horizons, hence coming on here. Might get it up to 3 or 4, who knows?

"

I definitely differentiate between a friend, acquaintance and colleagues. There are levels of sharing and levels of trust. I'm glad it was just tongue in cheek. I worried. But glad to see you are just fine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just reminded me how lucky I am with friends

I don't have any

????????????????????

Oh.

I hope they find you. Or you find them. The ones who make you feel challenged and cherished in equal ways. I hope those friendships grow organically and effortlessly. I hope someone will feel lucky to have you around. Sooner rather than later.

Oops, you did say it was tongue in cheek. Most humble apologies to the maam's Thought all the emojis would give it away. The ??? were supposed to be an emoji too but my phone emojis won't work on here.

In reality I have 2 friends, by choice. But we know we would have each others back. I only call a person friend, as opposed to acquaintance, when I know I would do anything for them and after time hope they feel the same way. The 2 I have do.

But thank you for your reply. Maybe what you kindly said will happen.

I am trying to expand my horizons, hence coming on here. Might get it up to 3 or 4, who knows?

I definitely differentiate between a friend, acquaintance and colleagues. There are levels of sharing and levels of trust. I'm glad it was just tongue in cheek. I worried. But glad to see you are just fine "

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Because other than being utterly delightful, funny, easy on the eye, kind, caring and modest, I have lots of interesting and fab-ulous stories to divulge

Welcome back "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friends are lucky to have me, I’m great at making stuff out of big lumps of timber for them.

I’ve actually done some sort of work for every real world friend I can think of.

Most of them just paid me with drinks and a bbq/ bacon&egg sandwich.

I’m a share the skills and repay me with yours if I ever need them kinda guy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll do the heavy lifting when needed

I'll tell them when their sh*t stinks

I'll remember their birthdays

They're bloody lottery winners really !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My friends are lucky to have me, I’m great at making stuff out of big lumps of timber for them.

I’ve actually done some sort of work for every real world friend I can think of.

Most of them just paid me with drinks and a bbq/ bacon&egg sandwich.

I’m a share the skills and repay me with yours if I ever need them kinda guy."

Acts of service are also way of showing love/friendship.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll do the heavy lifting when needed

I'll tell them when their sh*t stinks

I'll remember their birthdays

They're bloody lottery winners really ! "

I shall remember that when my bday comes around

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By *evil-AngelWoman  over a year ago

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"Serious answer - because I'm a good listener and try to be supportive

I usually have a secret stash of chocolate as well, and if you're lucky I may share

This is the first time I hear about the stash. We might fall out "

I'd share with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Serious answer - because I'm a good listener and try to be supportive

I usually have a secret stash of chocolate as well, and if you're lucky I may share

This is the first time I hear about the stash. We might fall out

I'd share with you "

Me too xx

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm lucky to have great friends who actually put up with my mood swings.

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