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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hug yourself in your own warm embrace while singing "The One and Only"? 
Can I stand in the corner and pretend I'm snogging with someone?"
You do you, dude  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hug yourself in your own warm embrace while singing "The One and Only"?
Can I stand in the corner and pretend I'm snogging with someone?
You do you, dude "
Always. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody can force you !  "
Some do. They think it's ok to give you a hug.
People who know me are well aware that I have a very large personal space and they can fuck right off from anything like a hug. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody can force you !
Some do. They think it's ok to give you a hug.
People who know me are well aware that I have a very large personal space and they can fuck right off from anything like a hug. "
5 mile hug free exclusion zone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you have to!
Won't it be a law?"
You could sell your quota on the black market, how much for three spare hugs and a cheeky bum squeeze |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you have to!
Won't it be a law?
You could sell your quota on the black market, how much for three spare hugs and a cheeky bum squeeze"
I like that. Black market bodily contact. I'll pop down to the dodgy area of town and hawk my wares. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you have to!
Won't it be a law?
You could sell your quota on the black market, how much for three spare hugs and a cheeky bum squeeze
I like that. Black market bodily contact. I'll pop down to the dodgy area of town and hawk my wares."
Be brazen and sit on a trendy little pavement cafe, and slip your wares into people's pockets as they pass by with a nod and a wink. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you have to!
Won't it be a law?
You could sell your quota on the black market, how much for three spare hugs and a cheeky bum squeeze
I like that. Black market bodily contact. I'll pop down to the dodgy area of town and hawk my wares.
Be brazen and sit on a trendy little pavement cafe, and slip your wares into people's pockets as they pass by with a nod and a wink. "
'But officer I was just slipping them a hug, a cheeky bum squeeze with a nod and a wink.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you have to!
Won't it be a law?
You could sell your quota on the black market, how much for three spare hugs and a cheeky bum squeeze
I like that. Black market bodily contact. I'll pop down to the dodgy area of town and hawk my wares.
Be brazen and sit on a trendy little pavement cafe, and slip your wares into people's pockets as they pass by with a nod and a wink.
'But officer I was just slipping them a hug, a cheeky bum squeeze with a nod and a wink.'"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you have to!
Won't it be a law?
You could sell your quota on the black market, how much for three spare hugs and a cheeky bum squeeze
I like that. Black market bodily contact. I'll pop down to the dodgy area of town and hawk my wares.
Be brazen and sit on a trendy little pavement cafe, and slip your wares into people's pockets as they pass by with a nod and a wink.
'But officer I was just slipping them a hug, a cheeky bum squeeze with a nod and a wink.'
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Say no more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if you don't have anyone to hug
You have to wait until June before hugging random people in the street."
Sounds fun
... oh ... just hugging? ... ok nvm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... what if I don't want to hug anyone?
You need to hug them so that you know how deep and wide to dig that hole in your back garden."
I usually just guess. Just hope it doesn't rain too much. |
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