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Ryans Campaign to Ditch The Sky Remote
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am please to announce my new invention - The Doughnomeasurer.
This will hopefully revolutionise the current, outdated male measurement system and introduce a common standard across all of Fabdom.
Sky remotes and Lynx cans will be rendered obsolete and there will be no ambiguity when quoting sizes. e.g "How bigs ya cock Tommy ? "
"I'm a four ringer darlin "
I have posted a prototype pic in my gallery. Patent pending  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am please to announce my new invention - The Doughnomeasurer.
This will hopefully revolutionise the current, outdated male measurement system and introduce a common standard across all of Fabdom.
Sky remotes and Lynx cans will be rendered obsolete and there will be no ambiguity when quoting sizes. e.g "How bigs ya cock Tommy ? "
"I'm a four ringer darlin "
I have posted a prototype pic in my gallery. Patent pending "
i have a similar method of measuring nipple strength and length ...im a 7 CD girl myself .......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So what's the guidance on donuts to use?
Krispy Kreme? Or those little tubs of mini ones from tesco's?? Lol
Cracking idea - and can be extended for several uses!!
A fun game of 'hoopla' at parties followed by a tasty snack for winners!!
Do see this being open to abuse though - what's to stop you just glueing them together and positioning in front of your average sized boner?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.
Since I don't have sky!!  "
oh go on id love that picture!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.
Since I don't have sky!!
oh go on id love that picture!! "
Admit it - you just want to nibble the donuts?????? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.
Since I don't have sky!! "
I will give you a tip. Dont let them get hot ! I had a hell of a sticky job doing it and they seem to double their weight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.
Since I don't have sky!!
oh go on id love that picture!!
Admit it - you just want to nibble the donuts??????"
guilty as charged  |
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"Is this system not open to abuse tho.
The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell "
I think that was the bit of info that the blokes were hoping we wouldn't realise  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is this system not open to abuse tho.
The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell "
Thats a fair point. Maybe when the official measurement standards are published, I will stipulate that sugar coated cock head must protrude from ring one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this system not open to abuse tho.
The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell "
It does they are all are glued together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag
Some women on here have very strange requests  "
yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes the bell end must be clearly visible.
Weeds out the fakes "
What's the rule on squashing donuts together?
Is there a 'minimum donut thickness' requirement? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yes the bell end must be clearly visible.
Weeds out the fakes
What's the rule on squashing donuts together?
Is there a 'minimum donut thickness' requirement? "
Now that is cheating lol |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag
Some women on here have very strange requests
yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol "
I know whats your next one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag
Some women on here have very strange requests
yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol
I know whats your next one?"
a rose down the end of your cock  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag
Some women on here have very strange requests
yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol
I know whats your next one?
a rose down the end of your cock "
Down it ooh shit thats gotta hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag
Some women on here have very strange requests
yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol
I know whats your next one?
a rose down the end of your cock
Down it ooh shit thats gotta hurt"
well get creative with it, but i want it to be a yellow or black rose please |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag
Some women on here have very strange requests
yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol
I know whats your next one?
a rose down the end of your cock
Down it ooh shit thats gotta hurt
well get creative with it, but i want it to be a yellow or black rose please "
Hey I can do that I've got a yellow bush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whats your next one?
a rose down the end of your cock
Down it ooh shit thats gotta hurt
well get creative with it, but i want it to be a yellow or black rose please
Hey I can do that I've got a yellow bush"
I look forward to seeing the picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about using those ones that you watch being made?
always nice and piping hot and just rolled in sugar when they hand them over  "
I can just imagine trying to explain that at the burns unit!
"I tripped and fell in the kitchen and they just landed there by coincidence!!!"
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"What about using those ones that you watch being made?
always nice and piping hot and just rolled in sugar when they hand them over
I can just imagine trying to explain that at the burns unit!
"I tripped and fell in the kitchen and they just landed there by coincidence!!!"
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Especially if you had liberally coated yourself in custard 1st |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well just been to asda!
Have to say - wish they'd make the holes a bit bloody bigger!!
Still - stuck to the rules - and didn't squash any - especially as once I'd started I was feeling very peckish!!! Lol
And definately cheaper (and tastier!) than signing up for sky!
Hats off to you Ryan - you have some good ideas at times!!! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"You would never fit a decent sized cock through the hole in a ring doughnut...
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I remember a thread last week when most of the female forumites claimed size doesn't matter. No wonder males get confused |
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"Well just been to asda!
Have to say - wish they'd make the holes a bit bloody bigger!!
Still - stuck to the rules - and didn't squash any - especially as once I'd started I was feeling very peckish!!! Lol
And definately cheaper (and tastier!) than signing up for sky!
Hats off to you Ryan - you have some good ideas at times!!! "
Not you as well.... |
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"You would never fit a decent sized cock through the hole in a ring doughnut...
I remember a thread last week when most of the female forumites claimed size doesn't matter. No wonder males get confused "
I don't think you have ever seen me saying that on here....it's usually the women that are married to guys with small cocks that say that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a bad influence!!!
They made me do it - honest!!!! "
im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a bad influence!!!
They made me do it - honest!!!!
im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though "
Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!
Still - no-one complained! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"He's a bad influence!!!
They made me do it - honest!!!!
im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though
Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!
Still - no-one complained! "
I had to scoff my own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a bad influence!!!
They made me do it - honest!!!!
im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though
Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!
Still - no-one complained!
I had to scoff my own "
What about the donuts?
Boom Boom!! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"He's a bad influence!!!
They made me do it - honest!!!!
im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though
Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!
Still - no-one complained!
I had to scoff my own
What about the donuts?
Boom Boom!! "
If you are wearing them to bed you better get a Tupperware cock n lock else they will be hard in the morning |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Thats fine, you two toodle off and squat on your marrows and let us tiny Tims have our fun "
Tim Hortons in Canada have the 'middle' bits from their delicious doughnuts on sale and they are called Tim Bits. I've never compared them to a marrow though. |
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