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Revamping a post from the days of yore!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I did this ages ago and it was a bit of a giggle...

If FAB were in Shakespearian times, how would you express yourself?

"Fair maiden, you have a mighty bosom and my loins doth crave you.

Perchance a taste of your intimate cup?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Status update:

Excit’d in the loins and twid’ling mine thumbs, cometh drain mine balls!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Shakespeare used to call oral sex diving for pearls

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Forsooth, thine proud manhood dost give pleasure to mine eye!

Mrs kf x

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Goodest sir would thoust not suckle at mine bosom or lay a steady hand upon my rounded buttocks

come kiss mine lips and let your lust rise betwixt us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love's Labour's Unlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovehoney.

Or as Shakespeare called it - The Merchant of Penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why sir, what is that beholdeth under your finest robe?

Tth'sword of delight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can thou be so kindeth as to sticketh thy manhood in thus wanton chasm please sir

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I hath gazed up thine face, and seen the beating on thine heart beneath that heavenly bosom, and would willingly drown within that ample provider of sustenance.

Draw my weapon from within for it doth desire to stab you within thine house

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forsooth, I humbly apologise for being overtaken by the blanket of weariness that rendered me useless.

There was much wringing of hands!

But, let's sally forth and embrace the moment, and each other now it's fair to do so.

I commend this with full glad heart.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

How nice t wouldst beest to has't a penis to playeth with! alas, i only has't the one, but anoth'r wouldst beest lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I’ve got the plague

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