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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

We've all had that moment of not knowing what to write when messaging someone knew, so why not help each other out?

Share your best, geekiest chat up lines!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love I adore you

Always lookin' for you

And I'll be there whenever you need me

Be my Spiderwoman I'll be your Spiderman

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Let me lick you.

Like a lollipop

Up and down, up and down

Yummy yummy, in my tummy

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

If you were a circle I would love to be your differential so I could touch all your curves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You must be a carbon sample because I want to date you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

"You must be mica, as your cleavage is perfect"

On a geologist, it's 100% effective*

Mr KC

*it definitely isn't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had somebody on may 4th asking to play with my lightsaber, defo caught my attention

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wots your mate called

SHES MARRIED

oh rite well u fancy a shag then ,???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're tastier than apple 3.14159265359

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site.

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site."

I'm glad the irony isn't lost on you.

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By *AABMan  over a year ago

Not far


"

Let me lick you.

Like a lollipop

Up and down, up and down

Yummy yummy, in my tummy"

That’s a good one, let me write that down

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site."

That's a rubbish chat up line

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site.

That's a rubbish chat up line "

are you saying that if a gentleman sent you that you wouldn't go weak at the knees?! I need to up my game...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction."

This would get a reply from me e

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You're tastier than apple 3.14159265359"

Also reply worthy

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May the force with you.

.

.

(They don't come much better than that)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're tastier than apple 3.14159265359

Also reply worthy "

.

Think of the infinite possibilities!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Up until now, I'd been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction."

Pwoar. I love it when you talk dirty!

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By *andy 1Couple  over a year ago

northeast

my names dick do you like it

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

Pwoar. I love it when you talk dirty! "

Careful, encourage me too much and who knows what could happen...

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

This would get a reply from me e"

This is because you're clearly the cause for our global warming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet you're filthier than Nurgle

Ill try and think of better lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heaven must be missing an angel !

Or my personal favourite in my pulling days in clubs in Liverpool do you f**k or not !

And before anyone says anything yes was slapped in face on three occasions worked a lot of the time though

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By *ambertMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I bet you're filthier than Nurgle

Ill try and think of better lol"

Hey, wanna go purge some heretics with me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction."

I think you mean you're the temperature of the surroundings of an exothermic reaction. The reaction itself produces products with less energy. Just saying

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

I think you mean you're the temperature of the surroundings of an exothermic reaction. The reaction itself produces products with less energy. Just saying "

Did you just out-geek me with actual science?

That's simultaneously a put down, and a turn on. Touché.

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site.

That's a rubbish chat up line

are you saying that if a gentleman sent you that you wouldn't go weak at the knees?! I need to up my game..."

Could of at least mentioned rum...

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site.

That's a rubbish chat up line

are you saying that if a gentleman sent you that you wouldn't go weak at the knees?! I need to up my game...

Could of at least mentioned rum..."

The rum obviously went without saying. There would have been enough rum for Captain Jack to get jiggy with the Krakon.

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By *avessMan  over a year ago

London

If you were a fruit you'd either be a phwoarberry or a fineapple.

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you were a Pokemon,

I'd choose you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would you like to be one with the force ?

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worse one I've used, and granted it was as a joke, do you have any Greek in you? No.. would you like some?

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site.

That's a rubbish chat up line

are you saying that if a gentleman sent you that you wouldn't go weak at the knees?! I need to up my game...

Could of at least mentioned rum...

The rum obviously went without saying. There would have been enough rum for Captain Jack to get jiggy with the Krakon."

I know where its buried tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

I think you mean you're the temperature of the surroundings of an exothermic reaction. The reaction itself produces products with less energy. Just saying

Did you just out-geek me with actual science?

That's simultaneously a put down, and a turn on. Touché."

I'm that sexy

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

I think you mean you're the temperature of the surroundings of an exothermic reaction. The reaction itself produces products with less energy. Just saying

Did you just out-geek me with actual science?

That's simultaneously a put down, and a turn on. Touché.

I'm that sexy "

That you are, Kitty. You're the exothermic of the sexy world, giving out sexy everywhere you go.

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"This is why women mass delete men’s messages on this site.

That's a rubbish chat up line

are you saying that if a gentleman sent you that you wouldn't go weak at the knees?! I need to up my game...

Could of at least mentioned rum...

The rum obviously went without saying. There would have been enough rum for Captain Jack to get jiggy with the Krakon.

I know where its buried tho "

Are you hiding it in a jar of dirt?

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By *oungalpha20Man  over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I've never really been the one for chat up lines. Do they actually work? I usually crack with a joke first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So what's your stand on nuclear fusion vs nuclear fission?

works every time...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Just ignore the fact I’ve got man bits, let’s go fuck

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"So what's your stand on nuclear fusion vs nuclear fission?

works every time...

"

Definitely a fusion person here; I like seeing things come and bondage. I mean, bonding...

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Hi, my name is Microsoft!

Can I crash at your place tonight?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

(I'm a laydeeee, but I'll join in )

You must be a start codon, because you're definitely turning me on

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By *ong_John2333Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

Can you read code?

Why not come and check out my Python

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By *pdudeMan  over a year ago

newtown

If i said you had a beutiful body, would you hold it against me?

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By *tickler2000Man  over a year ago

St Agnes

Saying I graduated from the university of Gallifrey worked once. ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can be your Gandalf. I'm never late or early as I cum precisely when I mean to

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

I’ve forgotten my phone number - can I use yours?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Some of these are distinctly un-geeky

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Some of these are distinctly un-geeky "

Just plain cheesey lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got my ion you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got my ion you "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're the temperature in an exothermic reaction.

I think you mean you're the temperature of the surroundings of an exothermic reaction. The reaction itself produces products with less energy. Just saying

Did you just out-geek me with actual science?

That's simultaneously a put down, and a turn on. Touché.

I'm that sexy "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown "

This is a quality line

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"I've got my ion you "

That's a goodden

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown

This is a quality line "

Really?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown

This is a quality line

Really?! "

It's the sort of geekery that Mr KC would whisper in my ear. I love it

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"Some of these are distinctly un-geeky "

Would you say they're more like an angle bigger than 0 but less than 90, or more like an angle more than 90 but less than 180?

Keep in mind, there's no 90 angle answer here.

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

All this boson talk is giving me a hadron.

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"(I'm a laydeeee, but I'll join in )

You must be a start codon, because you're definitely turning me on "

Are you looking at logic tables because you're speaking truth?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Some of these are distinctly un-geeky

Would you say they're more like an angle bigger than 0 but less than 90, or more like an angle more than 90 but less than 180?

Keep in mind, there's no 90 angle answer here."

Definitely obtuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown

This is a quality line

Really?!

It's the sort of geekery that Mr KC would whisper in my ear. I love it "

This only works if you don't know how a reactor works

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're my Density!

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By *ambertMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

You must be Wilma because I wanna make your bed rock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tried to assign your hotness to an INT but it gave my pants a buffer overflow error.

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By *ewfie02Couple  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Do you fancy a fuck?

No

Well, would you mind lying down while I had one!

Reported to be a typical Australian chat up line!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown

This is a quality line

Really?!

It's the sort of geekery that Mr KC would whisper in my ear. I love it

This only works if you don't know how a reactor works "

Wonko, most of the science in chat up lines is going to be "stretched". It's not meant to be serious, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Chernobyl. I'll insert my rod into your core and see if I can get you super critical/to meltdown

This is a quality line

Really?!

It's the sort of geekery that Mr KC would whisper in my ear. I love it

This only works if you don't know how a reactor works

Wonko, most of the science in chat up lines is going to be "stretched". It's not meant to be serious, obviously "

Sorry

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Rearrange my Y fronts to resolve the equation u + me= shag

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By *ogueAngel OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

I need some help with my log function... wanna help me integrate it?

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow!

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