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Wonko's naughty nocturnal thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok bends over drops knickers invites any one in the thread to have a go
We are ment to be having a cuppa and a chat not an orgy "
Oooo my bad pulls knicker back up sits down and oderds a coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely 
I know red is so bad 
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie..... "
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-) "
*shoves his finger up his nose*
That better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
And we're back to the orgy  "
I was drawn here by some magnetic force of horniness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie..... "
Yes he sed naughty nocturnal thread ha ha my heads in the gutter ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
*shoves his finger up his nose*
That better?"
Sit down comfortably whilst I do monologue on all things sweet and nice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
And we're back to the orgy
I was drawn here by some magnetic force of horniness "
I think your sensors need recalibrated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
And we're back to the orgy
I was drawn here by some magnetic force of horniness
I think your sensors need recalibrated "
Thanks for the reminder. I'll be on it as soon as I log out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
*shoves his finger up his nose*
That better?
Sit down comfortably whilst I do monologue on all things sweet and nice. "
But I'm a boy. Slugs and snails and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
*shoves his finger up his nose*
That better?
Sit down comfortably whilst I do monologue on all things sweet and nice.
But I'm a boy. Slugs and snails and all that "
Well played. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Now now.. let's stop all this finger pointing. Stick them somewhere nicer;-)
*shoves his finger up his nose*
That better?
Sit down comfortably whilst I do monologue on all things sweet and nice.
But I'm a boy. Slugs and snails and all that
Well played. "
Thank you |
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"You do naughty nicely
I know red is so bad
Me? I'm innocent
It was that Natalie.....
Yes he sed naughty nocturnal thread ha ha my heads in the gutter ha ha "
To be fair, mine normally is! But tonight, I'm a paragon of purity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi chatterboxes. Nobody said hello to Dave ^^^"
Oi...put your glasses on and stop thinking they don’t make you look super hot secretary sexy. Wonko had said hello earlier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi chatterboxes. Nobody said hello to Dave ^^^
Oi...put your glasses on and stop thinking they don’t make you look super hot secretary sexy. Wonko had said hello earlier."
I can't bloody find them again
They are a week old...or so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
She has arrived. Come eat me up maneater. I offer myself as the sacrifice this time.
I just had a donut but I’m sure I could eat again "
Nice! I like your style, start with the dessert!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi chatterboxes. Nobody said hello to Dave ^^^
Oi...put your glasses on and stop thinking they don’t make you look super hot secretary sexy. Wonko had said hello earlier.
I can't bloody find them again
They are a week old...or so. "
I was getting ready to have you take some dick-tation!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Dave
And anyone else I missed
Did you miss me for the last 7 seconds ?
That depends. Were you away doing your penance? "
Oh man. My bra flew off hours ago. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Dave
And anyone else I missed
Did you miss me for the last 7 seconds ?
That depends. Were you away doing your penance?
Oh man. My bra flew off hours ago. "
Excuses excuses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we? 
Pork pies and beer needed here please?"
Sorry I only got 1 pork pie tonight and I only have 1 more beer left mate  |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we?
Pork pies and beer needed here please?
There had better be enough for us all
I don't like beer. Or pork pies  "
I get two then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Dave
And anyone else I missed
Did you miss me for the last 7 seconds ?
That depends. Were you away doing your penance?
Oh man. My bra flew off hours ago. "
Was that what whipped the back of my head earlier?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we?
Pork pies and beer needed here please?
There had better be enough for us all "
Sorry mate and Red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we?
Pork pies and beer needed here please?
Sorry I only got 1 pork pie tonight and I only have 1 more beer left mate "
That’s all right. I’m about to be consumed by a maneater anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we?
Pork pies and beer needed here please?
There had better be enough for us all
I don't like beer. Or pork pies "
I’ll let you in to a secret....I don’t either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we?
Pork pies and beer needed here please?
Sorry I only got 1 pork pie tonight and I only have 1 more beer left mate
That’s all right. I’m about to be consumed by a maneater anyway."
Some people have all the fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eveing all!"
Welcome, MightySpud
Make yourself comfortable. I’m just nipping out for a while to load up on drinks and organise a buffet. Let me know your requests whilst km out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Wonko - are you being Jim tonight? 
... hello everyone else too - and Dave ... can’t forget Dave
Kx"
Hello. No I'm not being Jim. I'm just a naughty boy trying to confuse red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I was just getting a beer and a pork pie.. where were we?
Pork pies and beer needed here please?
Sorry I only got 1 pork pie tonight and I only have 1 more beer left mate
That’s all right. I’m about to be consumed by a maneater anyway.
Some people have all the fun "
She says I’m far too skinny. I need to put some weight on. Going to organise an all you can eat buffet. |
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"Eveing all!
Evening
My spelling is atrocious today
Don't worry about it "
Thanks!!
Sharedow, Jack Daniels for me if it's going. Don't worry about the snack, I've eaten all the food I can for tonight |
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"Hi Wonko - are you being Jim tonight?
... hello everyone else too - and Dave ... can’t forget Dave
Kx
Hello. No I'm not being Jim. I'm just a naughty boy trying to confuse red "
Easily done, to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bar has been set up. Jack Daniels there MightySpud.
Thank you kindly! I hear a rumour I should get my cock out? Any truth to it?"
Out and get it ready!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You "
Please don’t talk with your mouth full and keep focus....that’s it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
 
Don’t look at me like that  "
Let him watch. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Please don’t talk with your mouth full and keep focus....that’s it"
I’m totally focused  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Please don’t talk with your mouth full and keep focus....that’s it
I’m totally focused "
I can tell because you’ve made me lost mine. Mind blowing !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's the Wonky one gone?
His pillow called him. I don’t know what kind of wizardry he has going on in his bedroom. "
Ahhhhh....such wizardry escapes me...time to get my wand out..... it's the elder wand of course so it might not perform lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you "
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye |
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Don’t look at me like that "
How woukd you prefer I watched? Over the rim of my glass of Jack? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Please don’t talk with your mouth full and keep focus....that’s it
I’m totally focused
I can tell because you’ve made me lost mine. Mind blowing !!"
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye "
Ohh ffs |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Don’t look at me like that
How woukd you prefer I watched? Over the rim of my glass of Jack?"
You should try some Irish whiskey |
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Don’t look at me like that
How woukd you prefer I watched? Over the rim of my glass of Jack?
You should try some Irish whiskey "
I'll have a try of what you're offering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Then you follow him.
Houl yer whisht You
Don’t look at me like that
How woukd you prefer I watched? Over the rim of my glass of Jack?
You should try some Irish whiskey "
I’d certainly like some freshly made Irish juice. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye "
Done who is next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next "
Carry on chaps. I’m just having some Irish juice here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next "
I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?"
Whiskey you are very brave |
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave "
Ok, got some of that Irish to switch to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave "
I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale?"
Ohh sounds perfect I’m good with ice |
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next "
I would but it's late and I don't fancy leaving it out overnight, might get chilly
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale?"
Ginger ale with Irish whiskey? Is that a thing or your special concoction? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale?
Ohh sounds perfect I’m good with ice "
We can put out glasses for the other lads too. Make a night of it. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next
I would but it's late and I don't fancy leaving it out overnight, might get chilly
LvM"
Please don’t leave me hanging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale?
Ginger ale with Irish whiskey? Is that a thing or your special concoction?"
It's a thing. Ginger and a wedge of lime.
The correct mixer for whiskey is just whiskey. Cheap whiskey needs something. Anything aged you just sip it as it is |
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next
I would but it's late and I don't fancy leaving it out overnight, might get chilly
LvM
Please don’t leave me hanging "
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale?
Ginger ale with Irish whiskey? Is that a thing or your special concoction? It's a thing. Ginger and a wedge of lime.
The correct mixer for whiskey is just whiskey. Cheap whiskey needs something. Anything aged you just sip it as it is"
Right, thanks. I don’t drink normally but if need be, I’ll have a small whiskey on its own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next I will have a drink with ya belle. What's your drink of choice?
Whiskey you are very brave I have a bottle of jameson crested open. We can start on that and if we finish it, I have keys to a bar and we can find something with a bit of age on it. Ice, water or ginger ale?
Ginger ale with Irish whiskey? Is that a thing or your special concoction? It's a thing. Ginger and a wedge of lime.
The correct mixer for whiskey is just whiskey. Cheap whiskey needs something. Anything aged you just sip it as it is
Right, thanks. I don’t drink normally but if need be, I’ll have a small whiskey on its own."
I did all my drinking before I was 18. Well most of it. I do love a good whiskey still tho. A bottle of glenfiddic or anything well aged is just pleasure |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought this is the naughty nocturnal thread...
Get ya cocks and flange out people!
You go first
Get ya flange out busty belle then
I’m waiting on you
It's out, what do you want to poke you in the eye
Done who is next
I would but it's late and I don't fancy leaving it out overnight, might get chilly
LvM
Please don’t leave me hanging
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I knew I could count on you   |
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