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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when I was a kid my mum pulled my (thomas the tank) socks off the washing line and put them straight on me... I stood up and it turns out there was a bee in one of them. I can remember it vividly to this day, probably where my phobia of bees and wasps comes from  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slugs, dog poo, soiled nappy, kids pee, drawing pin, broken glass, paring knife. Still have all toes but missing big toe nail. Lego worst when you kneel on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" soiled nappy
Who would leave a soiled nappy on the floor ?"
I was changing them on the floor at the time and trying to avoid the stream of pee they unleashed towards me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a John McLane moment, standing on broken glass barefoot. No, I wasn’t wearing a vest, there where no German terrorists attempting to take over my home......... and I had no machine gun ho ho ho!
Yippe Ki yay.............
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?
Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular  "
... Oh my god... I really wish I was that slug... What a happy death that was!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Switching to hands. Once had to scrape dried sheep poo out of my dogs mouth. Then rubbing my hands through the grass didn't get rid of all it nor clean my fingernails. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?
Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular ... Oh my god... I really wish I was that slug... What a happy death that was!! "
Um... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condom on the floor in a club.
(it was in a private room with a few people crammed in)
A frog.. It actually popped, unlike the condom "
Owww no jeebus!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not stepped on proper because it ran off ... but I put my bare foot in my shoe once and a little spider crawled out between my toes ... I have NEVER squealed such an odd squeal - makes me shudder even typing that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condom on the floor in a club.
(it was in a private room with a few people crammed in)
A frog.. It actually popped, unlike the condom "
Oh my. Both deserve a  |
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It could easily be lego or a three pin plug, until I stepped on a piece of glass!
Oh fuck you realise you have more nerve endings in your feet than anywhere else very quickly.
This 1cm piece of agony wedged itself in deep. I gave it a go but the pain was so intense I threw up. After a phone call to my gp I persuaded the nurse to give removing it a try. I managed to drive the 3 miles and hobbled into the surgery, where the nurse who stopped me smoking was waiting. She wasn't confident and tried to get me to go to A&E, but I wanted it out. The pain was constant all the time it was there. A deep burning agony. Agony I didn't realise would get worse when she inserted the teasers and made contact with the glass! Sharp lightning bolts throughout my body caused me to scream like a movie extra, get lockjaw and swear like a socialist checking election results this morning. It was intense. My reaction affected her confidence but the more gentle she was, the more pain I felt. I reassured her to try again and have a good dig around. One last try. It was excruciating. I almost blacked out. She did manage to grab that piece of glass and proudly produced it.
My god the relief. The endorphins. The screams of pain to cries of delight. Instant relief. It was better than any orgasm I have ever had. I never, ever want to go through that again. I'm just glad I got to share it with that wonderful nurse.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It could easily be lego or a three pin plug, until I stepped on a piece of glass!
Oh fuck you realise you have more nerve endings in your feet than anywhere else very quickly.
This 1cm piece of agony wedged itself in deep. I gave it a go but the pain was so intense I threw up. After a phone call to my gp I persuaded the nurse to give removing it a try. I managed to drive the 3 miles and hobbled into the surgery, where the nurse who stopped me smoking was waiting. She wasn't confident and tried to get me to go to A&E, but I wanted it out. The pain was constant all the time it was there. A deep burning agony. Agony I didn't realise would get worse when she inserted the teasers and made contact with the glass! Sharp lightning bolts throughout my body caused me to scream like a movie extra, get lockjaw and swear like a socialist checking election results this morning. It was intense. My reaction affected her confidence but the more gentle she was, the more pain I felt. I reassured her to try again and have a good dig around. One last try. It was excruciating. I almost blacked out. She did manage to grab that piece of glass and proudly produced it.
My god the relief. The endorphins. The screams of pain to cries of delight. Instant relief. It was better than any orgasm I have ever had. I never, ever want to go through that again. I'm just glad I got to share it with that wonderful nurse. "
Wow. I felt like went through that with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was running down a hill as a teenager and a shard of stone sliced up into my foot. It bled a ridiculous amount.
I also stood on a rusty nail that went right into my heel. That didn't bleed too much but it hurt like fuck.
Both of those were better than stepping in dog shit. I vomited so hard. I'm still queasy thinking about it and it's been about 16 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fleas lay eggs which may only 'hatch' when they feel the close vibration or warmth of animal life.
Once I walked into a rented house in Spain in bare feet and legs and quickly felt mild irritation on my skin - I looked down and they were completely covered in new born fleas ! Fortunately I got my legs in the shower before too many bites but then had to clean every floor with bleach to get rid of them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fleas lay eggs which may only 'hatch' when they feel the close vibration or warmth of animal life.
Once I walked into a rented house in Spain in bare feet and legs and quickly felt mild irritation on my skin - I looked down and they were completely covered in new born fleas ! Fortunately I got my legs in the shower before too many bites but then had to clean every floor with bleach to get rid of them."
If it was rented, I'd have made the landlord bleach the floors! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fleas lay eggs which may only 'hatch' when they feel the close vibration or warmth of animal life.
Once I walked into a rented house in Spain in bare feet and legs and quickly felt mild irritation on my skin - I looked down and they were completely covered in new born fleas ! Fortunately I got my legs in the shower before too many bites but then had to clean every floor with bleach to get rid of them.
If it was rented, I'd have made the landlord bleach the floors!"
Dunno i think i would of just demanded my money back right then and there and tried to find a hotel near by. Bet there was Bed Bugs and all sorts if it was that bad
I would rather of slept outside in a cardboard box lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spikey plastic cover off old Christmas three lights. The don’t make ‘em like they used to -it didn’t shatter, it broke the skin and went straight up into my foot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive had to scroll to the end as Im feeling a bit queasy.....the poo and slugs are awful but the toad in the wellie - jeez fuckin christ 
I couldnt read the rest of them  "
Yeah it's amazing how many people have stepped on slugs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not stepped on proper because it ran off ... but I put my bare foot in my shoe once and a little spider crawled out between my toes ... I have NEVER squealed such an odd squeal - makes me shudder even typing that "
Ahhh so it only counts if I’d squashed it
... I maybe deafened it (or myself) does that count? *sulks for the worst thing prize lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my straighteners which were on and flipped round to kind of sandwich my foot - burns top and bottom- oh that was painful "
Omg.
Burns cause awful pain. |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
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I lead a timid life full of socks or slippers... limited barefootedness for stepping in things so the worst would probably be those toilets at the beach. I know, hard-core.
I did, however, once watch my cousin jump down from somewhere not realising an upturned plug in his bedroom. That wasn't pleasant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It could easily be lego or a three pin plug, until I stepped on a piece of glass!
Oh fuck you realise you have more nerve endings in your feet than anywhere else very quickly.
This 1cm piece of agony wedged itself in deep. I gave it a go but the pain was so intense I threw up. After a phone call to my gp I persuaded the nurse to give removing it a try. I managed to drive the 3 miles and hobbled into the surgery, where the nurse who stopped me smoking was waiting. She wasn't confident and tried to get me to go to A&E, but I wanted it out. The pain was constant all the time it was there. A deep burning agony. Agony I didn't realise would get worse when she inserted the teasers and made contact with the glass! Sharp lightning bolts throughout my body caused me to scream like a movie extra, get lockjaw and swear like a socialist checking election results this morning. It was intense. My reaction affected her confidence but the more gentle she was, the more pain I felt. I reassured her to try again and have a good dig around. One last try. It was excruciating. I almost blacked out. She did manage to grab that piece of glass and proudly produced it.
My god the relief. The endorphins. The screams of pain to cries of delight. Instant relief. It was better than any orgasm I have ever had. I never, ever want to go through that again. I'm just glad I got to share it with that wonderful nurse.
Wow. I felt like went through that with you "
I was thinking, yea it hurts, but 1cm!! Just pull it out, tweezer it out. It's tiny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I lead a timid life full of socks or slippers... limited barefootedness for stepping in things so the worst would probably be those toilets at the beach. I know, hard-core.
I did, however, once watch my cousin jump down from somewhere not realising an upturned plug in his bedroom. That wasn't pleasant."
Public toilets should never be walked in barefoot, dear god I hope you learned from this and remembered your flip flops next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my straighteners which were on and flipped round to kind of sandwich my foot - burns top and bottom- oh that was painful
Omg.
Burns cause awful pain. "
this was years back when i used to get ready in the floor - lesson learned the bed gets made and the heat mat sat on the bed now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spilt BBQ coals after my little girl pulled the BBQ over and I needed to get to her and stop her getting hurt.
Couldn't walk for a week. Sprog was fine though.
Weve got a gas BBQ now!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just this morning my doggo left a lovely present at the door as i was in a hurry to the bathroom with my bare feet. Worst is had to scrub it out of the carpet after done washing me foot |
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"Just this morning my doggo left a lovely present at the door as i was in a hurry to the bathroom with my bare feet. Worst is had to scrub it out of the carpet after done washing me foot "
I reckon if we could hear our pets' thoughts, they'd be cracking up laughing whenever we do this |
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"2 frogs mating in my utility room!!
You stood on them? Did they finish first or did you really ruin their day? "
I screamed and ran away lol I was shouting there was a massive frog. Didn’t realise it was 2 till he picked them up and put them outside. They were still attached though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"2 frogs mating in my utility room!!
You stood on them? Did they finish first or did you really ruin their day?
I screamed and ran away lol I was shouting there was a massive frog. Didn’t realise it was 2 till he picked them up and put them outside. They were still attached though "
Aw they hung in there, that's kinda cute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible.
You know you can just pee in the sea right?
Is that why the sea is so salty? Nobody told me this. "
Yeah, it's because everyone got the memo and we've been salting it up for years |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
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"Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible.
You know you can just pee in the sea right?
Is that why the sea is so salty? Nobody told me this.
Yeah, it's because everyone got the memo and we've been salting it up for years "
It's good to know that what I stepped in can be topped by what everyone else swims in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A few years ago on holiday in Lanzarote I put my shoes on to go out and felt something move
Took the shoe off and the biggest cockroach I've ever seen jumped out onto my leg
I absolutely hate the things
So now I always check before putting a shoe on when on holiday
I also keep my shoes up off the floor
But I am now mentally scarred from that experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years ago on holiday in Lanzarote I put my shoes on to go out and felt something move
Took the shoe off and the biggest cockroach I've ever seen jumped out onto my leg
I absolutely hate the things
So now I always check before putting a shoe on when on holiday
I also keep my shoes up off the floor
But I am now mentally scarred from that experience "
keeping them off the floor wont help , the hideous creatures can fly  hate the buggers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years ago on holiday in Lanzarote I put my shoes on to go out and felt something move
Took the shoe off and the biggest cockroach I've ever seen jumped out onto my leg
I absolutely hate the things
So now I always check before putting a shoe on when on holiday
I also keep my shoes up off the floor
But I am now mentally scarred from that experience
keeping them off the floor wont help , the hideous creatures can fly hate the buggers "
Yip same
I was never a big fan of them before it but I now actually get the fear anytime I see one now
Give me giant spiders or snakes anyday before a cockroach... |
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In Andorra on way back from holiday when my kids were young. Came out of a shop and stepped on and in the biggest mound of dog shit ever recorded. I was wearing flip flops and it felt like I was skiing down the fucking main road. Kids thought it was hilarious. That was 35 years ago. I went back to Andorra for the first time two years ago. They still have a dog shit problem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In Andorra on way back from holiday when my kids were young. Came out of a shop and stepped on and in the biggest mound of dog shit ever recorded. I was wearing flip flops and it felt like I was skiing down the fucking main road. Kids thought it was hilarious. That was 35 years ago. I went back to Andorra for the first time two years ago. They still have a dog shit problem! "
Omg that actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine too was a slug. Twice.
I’ve twice discovered a slug in my kitchen, both times a discovered it barefoot by standing on it in the dark and it bursting. Revolting. |
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"Mine too was a slug. Twice.
I’ve twice discovered a slug in my kitchen, both times a discovered it barefoot by standing on it in the dark and it bursting. Revolting. "
Same, kitchen in my old house was a slug safari.
Urgh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One time when I was on holiday in Tenerife I’d gone out with the lads drinking as you do, I woke up to something crawling on my face. I look and see a cockroach running off my bed. I’ve never sobered up so quick in my life
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