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I am seeking to create a harem.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Start with telling them it is an exclusive club that only the elite will gain admission to, that will fire up the competitive streak.
Mention your puppy charity work, as women love cute things.
If you throw in the fact your children grew up to be supermodels, this will get the ovaries aching as it shows your bloodline is strong and beautiful.
Offer cake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think there are any other words that can truly capture your awesomeness. Just use them.  "
Thanks you for your input I shall rewrite my profile text soon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start with telling them it is an exclusive club that only the elite will gain admission to, that will fire up the competitive streak.
Mention your puppy charity work, as women love cute things.
If you throw in the fact your children grew up to be supermodels, this will get the ovaries aching as it shows your bloodline is strong and beautiful.
Offer cake."
This would get me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Start with telling them it is an exclusive club that only the elite will gain admission to, that will fire up the competitive streak.
Mention your puppy charity work, as women love cute things.
If you throw in the fact your children grew up to be supermodels, this will get the ovaries aching as it shows your bloodline is strong and beautiful.
Offer cake."
More excellent advice...I have no children but shall acquire some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free board and lodgings and great sex. Bingo, blue rinse and Sherry 3pm Thursday afternoons all included..."
Made my crusty minge all damp like a wet jumper |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Free board and lodgings and great sex. Bingo, blue rinse and Sherry 3pm Thursday afternoons all included..."
The harem shall indeed have free board and lodgings (without escape)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kittens and cake would definitely help.
A small abandoned kitten that sought refuge within my kingdom...yes a tale worthy of Disney.
Are you looking for the Princess types?"
A virgin Princess type preferably but am willing to make concessions. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I would suggest there be chocolate cake and gin.
You’re welcome 
Then he'd have fat alcoholics applying. If they are fertile...."
I see.
Well, as I'm infertile and not the Princess type I'll bid you good luck in your search.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You say "'Sup me biches, join the queue"
Then snap your fingers in a manly fashion."
I can snap my fingers in a manly fashion!
Thank You for that hidden gem! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would suggest there be chocolate cake and gin.
You’re welcome
Then he'd have fat alcoholics applying. If they are fertile....
I see.
Well, as I'm infertile and not the Princess type I'll bid you good luck in your search.
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The harem does requires women with intellect..to call each of their fellow () to order. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you have a translator available to explain your riddles OP?
Otherwise I not coming
I'm probably not invited anyway - I'm a bit old to be 'fertile '
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you have a translator available to explain your riddles OP?
Otherwise I not coming
I'm probably not invited anyway - I'm a bit old to be 'fertile '
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You discount yourself too easily from the pleasures of a harem lifestyle!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would suggest there be chocolate cake and gin.
You’re welcome
Then he'd have fat alcoholics applying. If they are fertile....
I see.
Well, as I'm infertile and not the Princess type I'll bid you good luck in your search.
The harem does requires women with intellect..to call each of their fellow () to order."
I didn't want to call them inmates as that would be sexist? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you offer a 3 day free trial?
Gotta make sure youre joining the right harem for you...."
The right harem for you.
Yes, I want no irresponsible people within my harem (if I can help it)
ALL my requests must be seen to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you offer a 3 day free trial?
Gotta make sure youre joining the right harem for you.... The right harem for you.
Yes, I want no irresponsible people within my harem (if I can help it)
ALL my requests must be seen to."
Requests to join the harem will be handled with discretion due to the veil of chastity necessarily thrust upon you.
I am still working on it's playroom so we have a few months yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! "
It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! "
 But I am serious! |
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch..."
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat? "
The one who gives the ladies massages with a strictly hands off policy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat? The one who gives the ladies massages with a strictly hands off policy!"
Your hat which shall be of the finest satin known to man shall be able to be broken down and used as a tool for massage hands free.
Such scenarios as I will produce will not be seen upon this fab landscape. |
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat? The one who gives the ladies massages with a strictly hands off policy! Your hat which shall be of the finest satin known to man shall be able to be broken down and used as a tool for massage hands free.
Such scenarios as I will produce will not be seen upon this fab landscape. "
The term genius is often overused…. But not in this instance!! If it also converts into a loofah that would be useful! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat? The one who gives the ladies massages with a strictly hands off policy! Your hat which shall be of the finest satin known to man shall be able to be broken down and used as a tool for massage hands free.
Such scenarios as I will produce will not be seen upon this fab landscape.
The term genius is often overused…. But not in this instance!! If it also converts into a loofah that would be useful! "
My good friend and eunuch your loofah awaits... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cv is on its way to you Your CV has no need of dollar signs as there will be no payments for harem love."
Or at least those winks show up as dollar signs on my receptacle!
Is fab trying to fuck with my harem!!!! |
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat? "
... and has no penis  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat?
... and has no penis "
Ssssh I need all the labourers I can get! |
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"I have a big tent so could see some sort of partnership arrangement ? I have a friend who once watched Lawrence of Arabia so I know what I’m doing!! It is interesting that your tent has been made available coinciding with my playroom venture (is there really a playroom?)
I may need an eunuch...
Eunuch sounds great!! Is that the guy sort of does harem quality control!? And fans the ladies? Wears the big hat?
... and has no penis Ssssh I need all the labourers I can get!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show me puppies and I’m there  "
On Monday I shall be visiting a refuge called:
The Abandoned But Devastatingly Cute Puppy Center.
Your interest is most welcome.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My revised and Kingly (new) text is available to all worshippers of my awesomeness.
Should I thank you beforehand for your approval?
Thank yourselves that you came here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My revised and Kingly (new) text is available to all worshippers of my awesomeness.
Should I thank you beforehand for your approval?
Thank yourselves that you came here!"
But I maybe should thank my co-writers...
have a good rest of the day to you all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a quick read of your profile - lost interest after the first few lines.
(only looked to try and help you not for me)
You shouted at the end - NO BI PLAY!
What do you expect your horny princess hareem to do in their down time??
A serious mistake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a quick read of your profile - lost interest after the first few lines.
(only looked to try and help you not for me)
You shouted at the end - NO BI PLAY!
What do you expect your horny princess hareem to do in their down time??
A serious mistake "
No bi play for me...in reference to the presence of eunuchs.
Your down time shall be observed with pleasure by me from behind a screen of the finest satin... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a quick read of your profile - lost interest after the first few lines.
(only looked to try and help you not for me)
You shouted at the end - NO BI PLAY!
What do you expect your horny princess hareem to do in their down time??
A serious mistake No bi play for me...in reference to the presence of eunuchs.
Your down time shall be observed with pleasure by me from behind a screen of the finest satin..."
I think you mean finest silk gauze - you can't see through satin
Seriously I think you are on the wrong site for what you are looking for - women on Fab can have their own hareem due to being in short supply. If you want a hareem you need to be a multi millionaire at the very least with his own Lear Jet and a palace on every continent.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a quick read of your profile - lost interest after the first few lines.
(only looked to try and help you not for me)
You shouted at the end - NO BI PLAY!
What do you expect your horny princess hareem to do in their down time??
A serious mistake No bi play for me...in reference to the presence of eunuchs.
Your down time shall be observed with pleasure by me from behind a screen of the finest satin...
I think you mean finest silk gauze - you can't see through satin
Seriously I think you are on the wrong site for what you are looking for - women on Fab can have their own hareem due to being in short supply. If you want a hareem you need to be a multi millionaire at the very least with his own Lear Jet and a palace on every continent. "
For me its satin, my eyes are incredible!
No, I shall gather my harem and return to show them off to you!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like you want to start a cult"
A sex cult has nothing to do with sex quota!
A harem is acceptable a sex cult usually ends in flames on some hill!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love to put my name forward for the harem.. seeking what you have !! Lol"
The harem is accepting applicants who see the man behind the myth...but the myth is still true.
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"My cv is on its way to you Your CV has no need of dollar signs as there will be no payments for harem love. Or at least those winks show up as dollar signs on my receptacle!
Is fab trying to fuck with my harem!!!!"
You may need a new receptacle... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request?"
Perhaps ask them if you Hanky smells of chloroform? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cv is on its way to you Your CV has no need of dollar signs as there will be no payments for harem love. Or at least those winks show up as dollar signs on my receptacle!
Is fab trying to fuck with my harem!!!!
You may need a new receptacle..."
My receptacle has been emptied and awaits your re-deposit... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request?
Perhaps ask them if you Hanky smells of chloroform?"
An outdated mode of sublime transportation since the UK discovered glue... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like you want to start a cult A sex cult has nothing to do with sex quota!
A harem is acceptable a sex cult usually ends in flames on some hill!
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A sex CULT.............misunderstanding! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request?
Perhaps ask them if you Hanky smells of chloroform? An outdated mode of sublime transportation since the UK discovered glue..."
I think you will find a quick sniff of evostick will not have quite the same effect or so I am told! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request?
Perhaps ask them if you Hanky smells of chloroform? An outdated mode of sublime transportation since the UK discovered glue...
I think you will find a quick sniff of evostick will not have quite the same effect or so I am told!"
Try Gorilla Glue made for the giants among us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request?
Perhaps ask them if you Hanky smells of chloroform? An outdated mode of sublime transportation since the UK discovered glue...
I think you will find a quick sniff of evostick will not have quite the same effect or so I am told! Try Gorilla Glue made for the giants among us!"
Always wanted to stand on the shoulders of giants! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"of women that worship the very ground that I walk on.
Whilst at the same time trying to avoid words such as godlike, kingly, superb etc
How should I word my request?
Perhaps ask them if you Hanky smells of chloroform?"
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