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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep i`d go with Come Dine with me aswell....watching it now,they could include the sexual skills into the score....Great hosts,food was lovely,fantastic cock but was abit selfish so....8/10  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just thinking of the scoring in Come Fab with Me, usually in the back of the taxi, holding up the 7 and saying "Well it would have been an 8 cos the oral was great, but she didn't swallow and had a fanny like a bucket after the other contestants had all double-fisted her"
Or alternatively, the single guys would mark all the women 10 as they hadn't managed a meet this century even if the above comments applied, the woman all described themselves as athletic (sumo wrestling's a sport isn't it?) and all had faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp  "
Lol you pipped me to the post...would add much more fun to the night!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With Sharon back in town...
"Rearenders"
Worried about ya first meet...
"It'll be alright on the night"
Do I stay, or leave?
"Crossroads"
Fuck the Week
Big Bugger
Britains got Tampons
The XXX Factor
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"With Sharon back in town...
"Rearenders"
Worried about ya first meet...
"It'll be alright on the night"
Do I stay, or leave?
"Crossroads"
Fuck the Week
Big Bugger
Britains got Tampons
The XXX Factor
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LMAO  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
This is the precis I sent to LivingTV....goes into production within the next few weeks
Gangbang In Our Living Room
This wonderful new show sees couples going head-to-head to create the ultimate shagging experience in their own homes. With a strict budget and just three days to transform their home into a fully-functioning house of pleasure, this is swinging with a difference. Guests only have to pay what they think the meet is worth and the winning couple takes the most money on the night. Everything is at …
stake as guests consider decor, cleanliness, condom availability and mattress quality when paying their bill.
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"This is the precis I sent to LivingTV....goes into production within the next few weeks
Gangbang In Our Living Room
This wonderful new show sees couples going head-to-head to create the ultimate shagging experience in their own homes. With a strict budget and just three days to transform their home into a fully-functioning house of pleasure, this is swinging with a difference. Guests only have to pay what they think the meet is worth and the winning couple takes the most money on the night. Everything is at …
stake as guests consider decor, cleanliness, condom availability and mattress quality when paying their bill.
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Love the bit about guests only paying what they consider the value of the meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Day 5 in the Big Swapper house...
Dave has shagged John's mrs without asking. They are arguing over whether they have to ask on each occasion or whether asking at the start was sufficient... |
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)"
The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning
"And on the conveyor tonight..........." |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)
The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning
"And on the conveyor tonight...........""
And what about Deal or no Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)"
Got contacted on another site asking if I wanted to take part in come swing with me....rip off version with no class lol I respectfully declined.... |
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)
The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning
"And on the conveyor tonight..........."
And what about Deal or no Deal "
Men behaving badly? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)
Got contacted on another site asking if I wanted to take part in come swing with me....rip off version with no class lol I respectfully declined...."
OMG really? I could imagine that being more fun to watch than to take part... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)
The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning
"And on the conveyor tonight..........."
And what about Deal or no Deal
Men behaving badly?"
Now that would be great as the series was soooo entertaining.
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Opportunity Knocks
I am visualising!!!!!!!!!!
Just not using the clapometer
What would we use instead?;-)
swingometer?"
and we would be measuring.. errr... heart rates? orgasms? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)
Play your cards right?"
I'm trying |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)
Play your cards right?I'm trying
3 men in a boat???"
MMM ....F...F...F? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Was just thinking about the old Fawlty Towers and what THAT would be like in Swing Language ...
nawty showers ? "
Flowery twats, Watery Owls...think they were a couple of the signs..... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Was just thinking about the old Fawlty Towers and what THAT would be like in Swing Language ...
nawty showers ?
Flowery twats, Watery Owls...think they were a couple of the signs....."
Woman!!!! You need sex, I can see that!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........
The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please)
On the Bussy...... "I 'ate you Butler!"
(this one came to me as I got my new passport photos, this time I don't look like Myra Hindley, but more like Olive without the specs) 
And finally (for now...) judging by some of the odder photos I've seen whilst browsing...... Manimal |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........
The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please)
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With Mr T still? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........
The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please)
With Mr T still? "
Pablo as Hannibal (if we can get him away from his "that book" fantasies)
Rentadread as Mr T
Ryan and DaveJR can be interchangeable as "Howling Mad" Murdoch and The Faceman
Obviously me and you Aphro, we'll be damsels in distress who find them and end up gutsy heroines able to strip an AK47 whilst deciding which bandolier looks better with our Stella McCartney designer clothes and Jimmy Choos....(or Linda McCartney sausages and Felipe Flops) |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........
The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please)
With Mr T still?
Pablo as Hannibal (if we can get him away from his "that book" fantasies)
Rentadread as Mr T
Ryan and DaveJR can be interchangeable as "Howling Mad" Murdoch and The Faceman
Obviously me and you Aphro, we'll be damsels in distress who find them and end up gutsy heroines able to strip an AK47 whilst deciding which bandolier looks better with our Stella McCartney designer clothes and Jimmy Choos....(or Linda McCartney sausages and Felipe Flops) "
Good cast - except with my boisterous personality I probably end up shotting your toes in all that excitement... and then I d have to kiss em better...?;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just thinking of the scoring in Come Fab with Me, usually in the back of the taxi, holding up the 7 and saying "Well it would have been an 8 cos the oral was great, but she didn't swallow and had a fanny like a bucket after the other contestants had all double-fisted her"
Or alternatively, the single guys would mark all the women 10 as they hadn't managed a meet this century even if the above comments applied, the woman all described themselves as athletic (sumo wrestling's a sport isn't it?) and all had faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp "
FUNNNNY AS!!! |
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