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over a year ago
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Ok, you’ve read this so you must reply.
Even though it’s of no interest to you.
If you just happened to pass over the title and read because I asked you to you still have to reply.
Otherwise... you’re bad mannered and rude.
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"Ok, you’ve read this so you must reply.
Even though it’s of no interest to you.
If you just happened to pass over the title and read because I asked you to you still have to reply.
Otherwise... you’re bad mannered and rude.
Thank you please."
I wouldn't want to come across as bad mannered or rude so have a group hug  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ?
Are you trying to trip me up?"
In your avatar you’re clearly seen avoiding the first step and going straight to the second, can we clear up any confusion there may be about the first one, is this swingers code for something ?
Thanks in advance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ?
Are you trying to trip me up?
In your avatar you’re clearly seen avoiding the first step and going straight to the second, can we clear up any confusion there may be about the first one, is this swingers code for something ?
Thanks in advance "
Stretching my legs.
I’m very tall don’t you know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This was happening all last week"
This is completely different in that I’m making a point.
The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes.
This is educational.
Thank you for reading and replying please. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"This was happening all last week
This is completely different in that I’m making a point.
The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes.
This is educational.
Thank you for reading and replying please."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just for educational purposes I don’t get any of those funny looking name references but I do remember vacuous, he was a transformer I think.
One of the decepticons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to walk up my stairs the other day and missed the first step. It was dark to be fair, should have put the light on. I had a mild groin injury for a day. That'll learn me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"FAF?"
Hi maryfuckingpoppins didn’t reply to my messages about meeting her on a crowded train in business professional type clothing and having a conversation that leads to mutual seduction and then back to her place for some very unfulfilling vanilla sex and a custard slice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? "
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peek-a-boo
I see you.
Even under that big beautiful curly bonce of yours!
*L'Oréal flicks and does the "come hither" finger*"
Honestly, that brought back so many great wank memories |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Suppose I reply seeing as I have to  
So needy
I didn’t make you read it!
Or did I?
I’m confused.
The answer to that we will never know "
Just like the sexual life of a camel. |
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"Peek-a-boo
I see you.
Even under that big beautiful curly bonce of yours!
*L'Oréal flicks and does the "come hither" finger*
Honestly, that brought back so many great wank memories "
Oooft, one for the wank bank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation."
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t
Your presence is all the encouragement I need.
When does the educational bit start Sammi?  "
When you unzip my jeans baby! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans "
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm "
When? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm "
Do they teach you nothing at school these days. Pricks are not meant to go in the arm but should go in the foof
In all seriousness I hope your prick doesn't make you all sweaty and yucky x |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t
Your presence is all the encouragement I need.
When does the educational bit start Sammi?
When you unzip my jeans baby!"
Ahh we’re starting with anatomy. Very educational |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
When?"
Yesterday.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm "
Iv got one of those tomorrow. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
When?
Yesterday.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
Iv got one of those tomorrow. "
I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects.
Which is great... for them!
I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck.
You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face!
Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter.
So there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
When?
Yesterday.
And me my second one"
You’ll be all vaccined up then yazzy!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do they teach you nothing at school these days. Pricks are not meant to go in the arm but should go in the foof
In all seriousness I hope your prick doesn't make you all sweaty and yucky x"
Cheers auntie.
Send nudes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
Iv got one of those tomorrow.
I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects.
Which is great... for them!
I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck.
You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face!
Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter.
So there."
Thanks lovely, its my second one and other than a sore arm and a feeling wiped out for about 24 hours I was fine so I'm hoping its the same as that.
I don't have a sleep pattern anyway so nothing to fuck up
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
When?
Yesterday.
And me my second one
You’ll be all vaccined up then yazzy!
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Yep arm a bit painful but all good x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
Iv got one of those tomorrow.
I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects.
Which is great... for them!
I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck.
You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face!
Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter.
So there.
Thanks lovely, its my second one and other than a sore arm and a feeling wiped out for about 24 hours I was fine so I'm hoping its the same as that.
I don't have a sleep pattern anyway so nothing to fuck up
X"
We had our 1st ones roughly same time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Do they teach you nothing at school these days. Pricks are not meant to go in the arm but should go in the foof
In all seriousness I hope your prick doesn't make you all sweaty and yucky x
Cheers auntie.
Send nudes."
Any nudes of me would be worse than a nasty prick in your arm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im not bad mannered and rude because I dont do something you tell me to do ......but you may be showing coercive traits.........  .....or it could be a bit of fun? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now?
It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation.
Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans
No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm
Iv got one of those tomorrow.
I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects.
Which is great... for them!
I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck.
You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face!
Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter.
So there.
Thanks lovely, its my second one and other than a sore arm and a feeling wiped out for about 24 hours I was fine so I'm hoping its the same as that.
I don't have a sleep pattern anyway so nothing to fuck up
X
We had our 1st ones roughly same time x"
We did indeed. Glad you have had it and feel ok. X |
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ?
Are you trying to trip me up?
In your avatar you’re clearly seen avoiding the first step and going straight to the second, can we clear up any confusion there may be about the first one, is this swingers code for something ?
Thanks in advance
Stretching my legs.
I’m very tall don’t you know!"
Always one step ahead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This was happening all last week
This is completely different in that I’m making a point.
The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes.
This is educational.
Thank you for reading and replying please."
What are we learning exactly?! |
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"This was happening all last week
This is completely different in that I’m making a point.
The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes.
This is educational.
Thank you for reading and replying please.
What are we learning exactly?! "
I forget now. |
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