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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not first

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm confused!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey wonko your first.

Good evening Jim and all that follow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. I've got some news for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

So sneaky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm confused! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. What's confusing you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim & all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey wonko your first.

Good evening Jim and all that follow x"

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. Happy Friday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not first

So sneaky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim & all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim & all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?"

I'm like honeycomb.

that's how my shower gel smells.

How are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey wonko your first.

Good evening Jim and all that follow x

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. Happy Friday. x"

Happy Friday to you Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. I've got some news for you."

Nope not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy friday Jim xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

So sneaky.

Who's sneaky?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

Yes

*Jumps up, screams "YES!" & Does a little pirouette

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim & all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?

I'm like honeycomb.

that's how my shower gel smells.

How are you ?"

You must be buzzing. I'm like pink lychee and raspberry, that's what my shower gel smells of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey wonko your first.

Good evening Jim and all that follow x

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. Happy Friday. x

Happy Friday to you Jim x"

Yeah! Smileyface x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm confused!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. What's confusing you?"

Wonko started a Nocturnal thread too.....x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

Yes

*Jumps up, screams "YES!" & Does a little pirouette

Well done red

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. I've got some news for you.

Nope not me

You've conceded your title, fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

EEEEEevening IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM lad how the helllll arrrrre ya mate?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi Jim & all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?

I'm like honeycomb.

that's how my shower gel smells.

How are you ?"

Oooh, love honeycomb!

I smell of Sanctuary products

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening.. is it bad that I'm in bed perving and testing my new toys?

Nikki x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

Yes

*Jumps up, screams "YES!" & Does a little pirouette

Well done red "

Mwah!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim & all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?

I'm like honeycomb.

that's how my shower gel smells.

How are you ?

Oooh, love honeycomb!

I smell of Sanctuary products

I smell of pickled onion monster munch

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening.. is it bad that I'm in bed perving and testing my new toys?

Nikki x "

I'm jealous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening.. is it bad that I'm in bed perving and testing my new toys?

Nikki x "

Do you need any assistance inserting the batteries?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Evening Jim and nocturnal friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy friday Jim xxxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your day? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

Yes

*Jumps up, screams "YES!" & Does a little pirouette

Well done red

Mwah!!!! X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Kyn. Google wanted to call you Lyn today. How are you? How's Pennsylvania? Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not first

Does that mean I'm 1st face

Yes

*Jumps up, screams "YES!" & Does a little pirouette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hola!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm confused!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. What's confusing you?

Wonko started a Nocturnal thread too.....x"

What?! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim & all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?

I'm like honeycomb.

that's how my shower gel smells.

How are you ?

Oooh, love honeycomb!

I smell of Sanctuary products

I'm not sure what make is it! I'll check for you tomorrow x and yes they smell divine..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"EEEEEevening IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM lad how the helllll arrrrre ya mate? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mollers. I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

So sneaky.

Who's sneaky? "

You! Always claiming to not wanting to be first. Fooling is around;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening.. is it bad that I'm in bed perving and testing my new toys?

Nikki x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nikki. You're very good at being bad. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim & all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. How are you?

I'm like honeycomb.

that's how my shower gel smells.

How are you ?

Oooh, love honeycomb!

I smell of Sanctuary products

I smell of pickled onion monster munch

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim - I'm so excited that I'm awake beyond 10pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Evening Jim and nocturnal friends

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hola!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Google wanted to call you Jerky. Do you like Jerky?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim - I'm so excited that I'm awake beyond 10pm

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mary. It's almost eleven! It's good to see you.

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Eeeeeeeeeevenin' all!! Is everyone good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. How was your Friday day? Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow."

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimbo and all. Carrying on the theme of scent...

This week I have been mainly smelling of Châteauneuf-du-Pape.....

or was it Pape-au-neuf-du-shat?

I'd best not uncork another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevenin' all!! Is everyone good?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. I'm good. More importantly, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

I'm sure there's plenty of people that can help you with that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello erect

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

Evening all xx

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Eeeeeeeeeevenin' all!! Is everyone good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. I'm good. More importantly, how are you?"

I'm good Jim, thanks for asking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo and all. Carrying on the theme of scent...

This week I have been mainly smelling of Châteauneuf-du-Pape.....

or was it Pape-au-neuf-du-shat?

I'd best not uncork another one

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rising. You smell lovely. I can say that, I can't smell you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello erect"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam and your butt-ocks. How the flip are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. Welcome to the weekend. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevenin' all!! Is everyone good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. I'm good. More importantly, how are you?

I'm good Jim, thanks for asking! "

Excellent news.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

Hi KC.

What the hell are sticky bum jodhpurs??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo and all. Carrying on the theme of scent...

This week I have been mainly smelling of Châteauneuf-du-Pape.....

or was it Pape-au-neuf-du-shat?

I'd best not uncork another one

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rising. You smell lovely. I can say that, I can't smell you."

You are clearly outside of the 50 mile exclusion zone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hola!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Google wanted to call you Jerky. Do you like Jerky?"

I had it once and it was well too spicy for me! Maybe I had a bad lot..

how are you mate?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. How was your Friday day? Smileyface"

I've had worse days tbh . Was a fairly stress free day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all xx"

I missed that picture !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo and all. Carrying on the theme of scent...

This week I have been mainly smelling of Châteauneuf-du-Pape.....

or was it Pape-au-neuf-du-shat?

I'd best not uncork another one

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rising. You smell lovely. I can say that, I can't smell you.

You are clearly outside of the 50 mile exclusion zone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

Hi KC.

What the hell are sticky bum jodhpurs??

Hello! Ummmmm, they're jodphurs with a sticky bum, duh

They have silicone-y bits on the bum, kinda like you get on the top of hold-ups

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hola!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Google wanted to call you Jerky. Do you like Jerky?

I had it once and it was well too spicy for me! Maybe I had a bad lot..

how are you mate?"

I had a beefy jerky once, they're not for me.

I'm good. I've had half a chocolate trifle. Now I'm doing this nonsense. How about you?

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

"Evening all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. Welcome to the weekend. Smileyface x"

My youngest calls the weekend little holidays and I love that phrase and the positivity it brings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam and your butt-ocks. How the flip are you?"

I’m twonking great thanks pal.

Yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hola!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Google wanted to call you Jerky. Do you like Jerky?

I had it once and it was well too spicy for me! Maybe I had a bad lot..

how are you mate?

I had a beefy jerky once, they're not for me.

I'm good. I've had half a chocolate trifle. Now I'm doing this nonsense. How about you?"

probably one too many skittlebombs than was sensible in my local... so torn between behaving and being a forum nuisance for the next few hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. How was your Friday day? Smileyface

I've had worse days tbh . Was a fairly stress free day

That'll do.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

Hi KC.

What the hell are sticky bum jodhpurs??

Hello! Ummmmm, they're jodphurs with a sticky bum, duh

They have silicone-y bits on the bum, kinda like you get on the top of hold-ups

Why though? What am I missing?

*Scratches head & hopes it's not some word kink.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. Welcome to the weekend. Smileyface x

My youngest calls the weekend little holidays and I love that phrase and the positivity it brings. "

I love that too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam and your butt-ocks. How the flip are you?

I’m twonking great thanks pal.

Yourself?"

Haha, wonderful news.

I'm good, I've made plans today to socialise for the first time in seven months.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy."

Hey Nell. Is it that Dr Pimple Popper woman? Some of them are so gross! X

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim,

How are you tonight plus how has your week been?

I'd a quiet week, worked at the shop on Wednesday; we were ruddy busy too! Back in tomorrow morning.

Getting my second jab on Tuesday lunchtime.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam and your butt-ocks. How the flip are you?

I’m twonking great thanks pal.

Yourself?

Haha, wonderful news.

I'm good, I've made plans today to socialise for the first time in seven months."

Woohoo! Flapjack for me....?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

Hi KC.

What the hell are sticky bum jodhpurs??

Hello! Ummmmm, they're jodphurs with a sticky bum, duh

They have silicone-y bits on the bum, kinda like you get on the top of hold-ups

Why though? What am I missing?

*Scratches head & hopes it's not some word kink.....

'Cos they help you stay in the saddle, extra friction. Leather is jolly slippy when it's wet, hence why they're useful in the rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hola!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Google wanted to call you Jerky. Do you like Jerky?

I had it once and it was well too spicy for me! Maybe I had a bad lot..

how are you mate?

I had a beefy jerky once, they're not for me.

I'm good. I've had half a chocolate trifle. Now I'm doing this nonsense. How about you?

probably one too many skittlebombs than was sensible in my local... so torn between behaving and being a forum nuisance for the next few hours

Skittlebombs?!

I think one Skittlebomb is one too many. You're welcome to Skittlebomb the nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy.

Hey Nell. Is it that Dr Pimple Popper woman? Some of them are so gross! X"

No, it's Enilsa Brown and they're sooooooo much better than Dr Pimple Popper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nelly Nell. The lasagne was good. I watched a brand new Shropshire Escape to the Country while I ate it. That's how I Friday night. I also had some chocolate trifle. Thornton's, from Farmfoods. I'm not sure if I'd enjoy blackhead squeezing videos or not.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy.

Hey Nell. Is it that Dr Pimple Popper woman? Some of them are so gross! X

No, it's Enilsa Brown and they're sooooooo much better than Dr Pimple Popper."

Ooh. Not heard of her. But I shall Google....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy.

Chocolate trifle sounds amazeballs. You don't know until you try, you could be a blackhead popaholic without even realising.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today we've been working hard, very full schedules and lots to do. We've watched a documentary about a scandal in the Romanian health system tonight

Tomorrow, hoping it's not going to rain too much for horse riding

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Some people watch Romanian health documentaries, some people watch Babestation.

You may not want to look at a weather forecast for tomorrow.

We know the weather forecast

I need sticky bum jodphurs but I don't have any

Hi KC.

What the hell are sticky bum jodhpurs??

Hello! Ummmmm, they're jodphurs with a sticky bum, duh

They have silicone-y bits on the bum, kinda like you get on the top of hold-ups

Why though? What am I missing?

*Scratches head & hopes it's not some word kink.....

'Cos they help you stay in the saddle, extra friction. Leather is jolly slippy when it's wet, hence why they're useful in the rain

Aaah. That does make sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim,

How are you tonight plus how has your week been?

I'd a quiet week, worked at the shop on Wednesday; we were ruddy busy too! Back in tomorrow morning.

Getting my second jab on Tuesday lunchtime."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. I've had another quiet week. Are you enjoying working at the shop?

Excellent, you're almost fully vaccinated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam and your butt-ocks. How the flip are you?

I’m twonking great thanks pal.

Yourself?

Haha, wonderful news.

I'm good, I've made plans today to socialise for the first time in seven months."

It’s that time again Erect, the social butterfly spreads its wings...

And it’s legs with any luck (winkyface)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy friday Jim xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your day? x"

Pdg, thank you.. Worked, walked 10km, went to the gym - hit some post lockdown PBs, had beetroot burger +chips for tea... Discovered some insane new sweets from Aldi

How about you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam and your butt-ocks. How the flip are you?

I’m twonking great thanks pal.

Yourself?

Haha, wonderful news.

I'm good, I've made plans today to socialise for the first time in seven months.

Woohoo! Flapjack for me....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimmy James, how was the lasagne? I've been listening to an audiobook and watching blackhead squeezing videos on YouTube. They make me happy.

Chocolate trifle sounds amazeballs. You don't know until you try, you could be a blackhead popaholic without even realising."

It was very nice. Okay, I'll have a look later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy friday Jim xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your day? x

Pdg, thank you.. Worked, walked 10km, went to the gym - hit some post lockdown PBs, had beetroot burger +chips for tea... Discovered some insane new sweets from Aldi

How about you xxxx"

Flippin' heck, that's an epic Friday. I like the sound of your burger. What are the new sweets that you've found?

I'm good and thinking about your burger. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy friday Jim xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your day? x

Pdg, thank you.. Worked, walked 10km, went to the gym - hit some post lockdown PBs, had beetroot burger +chips for tea... Discovered some insane new sweets from Aldi

How about you xxxx

Flippin' heck, that's an epic Friday. I like the sound of your burger. What are the new sweets that you've found?

I'm good and thinking about your burger. x"

They are like chewy bonbons filled with liquid.. The blue ones are like bubblegum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen."

It's numb often, but mainly the heel. At the moment, it's most of my foot. I have crutches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

It's a bit early for you to go up to bed. Wait a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello James, how’s the walking? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen."

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy friday Jim xxxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. How was your day? x

Pdg, thank you.. Worked, walked 10km, went to the gym - hit some post lockdown PBs, had beetroot burger +chips for tea... Discovered some insane new sweets from Aldi

How about you xxxx

Flippin' heck, that's an epic Friday. I like the sound of your burger. What are the new sweets that you've found?

I'm good and thinking about your burger. x

They are like chewy bonbons filled with liquid.. The blue ones are like bubblegum

Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

It's numb often, but mainly the heel. At the moment, it's most of my foot. I have crutches

You sound well prepared. Stairs give me the heebie jeebies after falling down them 2 days ago. I was carrying the cat litter box and the bathroom bin at the time and I managed not to spill either of them. I was in intense pain yet full of pride, it was a confusing moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury."

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not first

So sneaky.

Who's sneaky?

You! Always claiming to not wanting to be first. Fooling is around;-)"

I don't want it that's why red won it not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

Maybe I should drink more fizz. Hey, I've done done silly forum things when sober. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Mr Temptation. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

xx"

I'm VERY glad not to be the only one online after a few sherbets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello James, how’s the walking? Xx "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Henriette.

I've found a nice walk that's on my doorstep. I'm yet to return to Uffington to walk Haughmond Hill. I might do that next week. How are you? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

It's numb often, but mainly the heel. At the moment, it's most of my foot. I have crutches

I haven't fallen down the stairs for a while. I nearly fell over in the shower this morning but saved it

Well done for not spilling shit everywhere, Nell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin."

What happened to Jim's groin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin."

I'm fully recovered. *Stands with hands on hips*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

It's numb often, but mainly the heel. At the moment, it's most of my foot. I have crutches

I haven't fallen down the stairs for a while. I nearly fell over in the shower this morning but saved it

Well done for not spilling shit everywhere, Nell

I bet that was a big 'phew!' moment. And thank you, it was one of my best moments this week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin.

What happened to Jim's groin?

Stairs happened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin.

What happened to Jim's groin?

when going up my stairs the other day instead of placing my foot on the second step, I'm a two step stair walker. I missed and stamped the floor instead. I should have put the light on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

It's numb often, but mainly the heel. At the moment, it's most of my foot. I have crutches

I haven't fallen down the stairs for a while. I nearly fell over in the shower this morning but saved it

Well done for not spilling shit everywhere, Nell

I bet that was a big 'phew!' moment. And thank you, it was one of my best moments this week."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stairs, be careful now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin.

I'm fully recovered. *Stands with hands on hips*"

Damn right you are ... status update pic of 23 minutes ago confirms this huuuuugely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

I'm VERY glad not to be the only one online after a few sherbets

Please be more embarrassing than me ... pretty please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin.

What happened to Jim's groin?

when going up my stairs the other day instead of placing my foot on the second step, I'm a two step stair walker. I missed and stamped the floor instead. I should have put the light on. "

Oh dear. I shuffle when I walk in the dark because I fall over easily. I hold on to the wall or door or bedframe too. That way I can feel my way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Stairs, be careful now."

Thank you, Jim. I'll be careful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs to bed? My foot is numb so I should probably wait to see if it comes back

Don't attempt the stairs with a numb foot. Bad things may happen.

Mrs KC could give herself a mild groin injury.

I hope your groin has recovered now Jim. Poor Jim's groin.

I'm fully recovered. *Stands with hands on hips*

Damn right you are ... status update pic of 23 minutes ago confirms this huuuuugely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello James, how’s the wanking? Xx "

Wait what? ... live? ... and I missed it?!? Damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello James, how’s the wanking? Xx

Wait what? ... live? ... and I missed it?!? Damnit

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

I'm at work. I'm always at work these days and so in need of a holiday.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

Maybe I should drink more fizz. Hey, I've done done silly forum things when sober. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Mr Temptation. x"

More fizz? ... yes, yes ... very good plan ... doooooo it lol

It was baaaad ... very very bad lol *feels hot and cringey

Oh god me too lol ... every day

Mr says hiii back ... but in more gruff voice than mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

I'm VERY glad not to be the only one online after a few sherbets

Please be more embarrassing than me ... pretty please

I think I may have ticked that box on another thread

I'm resisting the temptation for another drink now and behaving instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm at work. I'm always at work these days and so in need of a holiday.x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. I guessed that you and your bum are at work before I read your post. Thank you for your work. I hope your shift doesn't drag. x

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Good evening all, having a quick dip in before bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

Maybe I should drink more fizz. Hey, I've done done silly forum things when sober. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Mr Temptation. x

More fizz? ... yes, yes ... very good plan ... doooooo it lol

It was baaaad ... very very bad lol *feels hot and cringey

Oh god me too lol ... every day

Mr says hiii back ... but in more gruff voice than mine

I want to know what you said now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, having a quick dip in before bed"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. It's nice of you to dip in. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've made it past midnight and that's more excitement than I can handle. Goodnight all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you seen the time? It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've made it past midnight and that's more excitement than I can handle. Goodnight all."

Na night, Nelly. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Should I go upstairs now? My foot is still numb

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go upstairs now? My foot is still numb

Perhaps you should. You might be waiting all night.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Should I go upstairs now? My foot is still numb

Perhaps you should. You might be waiting all night."

This is perfectly possible, actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

Maybe I should drink more fizz. Hey, I've done done silly forum things when sober. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Mr Temptation. x

More fizz? ... yes, yes ... very good plan ... doooooo it lol

It was baaaad ... very very bad lol *feels hot and cringey

Oh god me too lol ... every day

Mr says hiii back ... but in more gruff voice than mine

I want to know what you said now."

Wellllll ... the thread was ‘what would be the first thing you said to the person above if you woke up in bed with them’ right? ...

It was a silly kind of thread ... light hearted etc ...

I’d thought I was following on from Mrs KC (whom granted I don’t know well at all, just the occasional chatter in here) but anyway ... so I said (oh god, I’m blushing again coz I’d already thought it was a bit risky to joke about) ... I asked ...is it ok if I have a go in your chair

Honestly it was funnier to me and H ... fuelled-by-Prosecco funny anyway

... I think I need to stop yapping now lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

Maybe I should drink more fizz. Hey, I've done done silly forum things when sober. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Mr Temptation. x

More fizz? ... yes, yes ... very good plan ... doooooo it lol

It was baaaad ... very very bad lol *feels hot and cringey

Oh god me too lol ... every day

Mr says hiii back ... but in more gruff voice than mine

I want to know what you said now.

Wellllll ... the thread was ‘what would be the first thing you said to the person above if you woke up in bed with them’ right? ...

It was a silly kind of thread ... light hearted etc ...

Honestly it was funnier to me and H ... fuelled-by-Prosecco funny anyway

... I think I need to stop yapping now lol x"

Oh, I don't think Mrs KC would say no to having a go on her chair. But maybe not when you're d*unk. I cannot condone drink driving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim. Jim sleepy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hi Jim ... everyone

There may have been Prosecco tonight so forgive typos

I did a stooooopid thing earlier in a forum thread ... thought I was responding to someone I’ve chatted to on here (nocturnal) but it wasn’t themmmm

just name-similar-Prosecco-brain-fart-moment .... thank fuuuuck for the delete buttons length of panic time

omg I’m still thinking crinnnnge lol

... apart from THat a very lovely evening with my love ... and prosecco

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

Maybe I should drink more fizz. Hey, I've done done silly forum things when sober. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Mr Temptation. x

More fizz? ... yes, yes ... very good plan ... doooooo it lol

It was baaaad ... very very bad lol *feels hot and cringey

Oh god me too lol ... every day

Mr says hiii back ... but in more gruff voice than mine

I want to know what you said now.

Wellllll ... the thread was ‘what would be the first thing you said to the person above if you woke up in bed with them’ right? ...

It was a silly kind of thread ... light hearted etc ...

Honestly it was funnier to me and H ... fuelled-by-Prosecco funny anyway

... I think I need to stop yapping now lol x"

I must know which thread this is now!!!! I missed it

All the PTs at my gym had a go in my chair the other day while I sat on the floor and issued orders

You can have a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Jim sleepy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not sleepy.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Evening Jim, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

You're up late Babs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Babs

you and I appeared together

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Babs

you and I appeared together

Hope

we’re awake at the same time

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

You're up late Babs!"

I am up well past my bedtime Lorna

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface"

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week."

Jim, I cannot convey to you how angry I was with myself for such a schoolboy error. I always pride myself on my smugness at gazing upon the bins of the silly people who have placed their bins at the boundary a day to early.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

Oh, Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Babs

you and I appeared together

Hope

we’re awake at the same time

I need to go to bed really as I have my slot booked at Marks for 9am. I think I should not have indulged in coffee at 11

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere. "

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere. "

It's easily done. My next door neighbour did it at Easter. And that's a more obvious holiday.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

Oh, Babs."

I know, I know ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

Oh, Babs.

I know, I know ... "

I napped before supper Babs. I do like a nap

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Babs

you and I appeared together

Hope

we’re awake at the same time

I need to go to bed really as I have my slot booked at Marks for 9am. I think I should not have indulged in coffee at 11

Just stay up. You won’t be late then

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

Oh, Babs.

I know, I know ...

I napped before supper Babs. I do like a nap

What time is supper, Hope?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

Oh, Babs.

I know, I know ...

I napped before supper Babs. I do like a nap

What time is supper, Hope? "

It would have been about 8, but it ended up being nearer to 9, due to my naughty unscheduled nap on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Babs. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time of day. Smileyface

Don’t tell, but I’ve had a late nap

Oh, Babs.

I know, I know ...

I napped before supper Babs. I do like a nap

What time is supper, Hope?

It would have been about 8, but it ended up being nearer to 9, due to my naughty unscheduled nap on the sofa

I love a sofa nap

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

We have told Jim to stop doing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, I'm late to the party as I couldn't stop watching line of duty til the season was finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

I do, my gay gnome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

We have told Jim to stop doing that

Jim would give himself away by walking into something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

I do, my gay gnome."

How do you know that your gnome is gay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, I'm late to the party as I couldn't stop watching line of duty til the season was finished

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. We don't often see you at this late, what a treat. I've got seasons 4,5 and 6 to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

We have told Jim to stop doing that

Jim would give himself away by walking into something

Bin twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

I do, my gay gnome.

How do you know that your gnome is gay? "

To be fair, I don't know if he's gay. Could just be a friend of the gay community, like myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, Mrs KC and all.

I would like to report that nobody reminded me that it was Bank Holiday this week and therefore my bin mission last night was somewhat premature.

I have had to carry out manoeuvres again this evening.

Imagine nobody would have known to look for me from the Nocturnal nocturnaling on a Friday evening.

The trials and tribulations of being a grown up.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I think everyone forgot it was a Bank Holiday last weekend. Fancy your bin day being moved when your bin day is so late in the week.

I feel such shame and feel I need to seek absolution from somewhere.

Mr KC forgot it was a Bank Hol and totally forgot to put our bin out. Obviously I was otherwise engaged and didn't notice either. I think we're all Bin Twonks this week

I don't want to be a Bin Twonk

You went out under cover of darkness, no-one saw you. Probably

You never know who is lurking in the trees

We have told Jim to stop doing that

Jim would give himself away by walking into something

Bin twonk."

Post Twonk

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