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Fab Obituary

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So you decided to flounce. But not conventionally. You are allowed to leave your forum obituary behind and rest profile in peace. What would you write?

I'll add mine shortly.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

She saw she came she fucked off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll find my last one when I left... it wasn't so much of a flounce, I wish it was now!! I love to be a little dramatic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sad unlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, things have changed for me in a huge way on Fab.

I'm not leaving (again ) but I'm taking a hiatus for a while.

To cut a very long story short, I've found someone I want to spend time with and discover the inner me I didn't know was there when I joined fab.

It's an exciting journey and one I'm looking forward to immensely.

To be honest I'm not sure why I felt the need to post this but I guess it's my own way of saying goodbye for a while.

I love the forums and reading all the posts from so many I now consider really good friends so it only seems right to say a little goodbye for a while.

Be good to eachother, play nice and I'll see you on the other side. PNG xx"

Hardly a flounce in sight. Damn it!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Simply, thank you for the laughter, the memories and those souls brave enough to volunteer as drawing experiments, I’m off to watch the sunset and a new dawn

That’s as fluffy as you’ll get out of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dynamic drew his last breath today, mainly because of the rubber mask he was wearing got stuck, he requests that his pall bearers are drawn from the Scottish football team, so they can let him down again. Think that covers it

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Ta ra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tooldeooo mf

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Here rests AC

With a bigger than average cock

Sorry if you missed out

Just you fucking luck

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

The liars, cheats and headfucks cheered at her passing, they get enough nagging at home and come here for some peace... and now they have it.

Half a decade of ups and downs, tears of despair and tears of laughter.

She tried, she really tried but ultimately it wasn't happiness and love on Earth that gave her the sense of peace and freedom she searched for, tis was the overwhelming desire to transcend.

She wasn't really a Princess, more a cuntess and will never be forgotten until next week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ta ra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arrow was here.

He was the boring one who only spoke about 2 different things and over shared regularly.

Not ringing a bell? No??

Well he was and now he's not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She saw she came she fucked off."

I hope you came multiple times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Told you I was ill".....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Told you I was ill"....."

Are you OK?

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

""Told you I was ill"....."
spike milligan

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Sneaked in. Had a peek. Popped out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Told you I was ill"..... spike milligan "

Where is the face palm emoji when you need one. Silly me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A sad unlos"

We'll play Black Lace on that day and upload B&W avatars.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

That’s the way the Cookie crumbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Well, things have changed for me in a huge way on Fab.

I'm not leaving (again ) but I'm taking a hiatus for a while.

To cut a very long story short, I've found someone I want to spend time with and discover the inner me I didn't know was there when I joined fab.

It's an exciting journey and one I'm looking forward to immensely.

To be honest I'm not sure why I felt the need to post this but I guess it's my own way of saying goodbye for a while.

I love the forums and reading all the posts from so many I now consider really good friends so it only seems right to say a little goodbye for a while.

Be good to eachother, play nice and I'll see you on the other side. PNG xx"

Hardly a flounce in sight. Damn it!!

Not in the slightest dramatic neither.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s the way the Cookie crumbles

Me loves cookies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneaked in. Had a peek. Popped out. "

Short and sweet.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Here lies GM - wise owl, twat, bully and other epithets have been thrown his way but he was only ever genuinely him, take him or leave him...ta-ra

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Arrow was here.

He was the boring one who only spoke about 2 different things and over shared regularly.

Not ringing a bell? No??

Well he was and now he's not.

Not ringing a bell as not description I would use!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Simply, thank you for the laughter, the memories and those souls brave enough to volunteer as drawing experiments, I’m off to watch the sunset and a new dawn

That’s as fluffy as you’ll get out of me

Aww and I would think of you sitting somewhere drawing nature

I don't want any fluffy from you. I want rationale and strong shake from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dynamic drew his last breath today, mainly because of the rubber mask he was wearing got stuck, he requests that his pall bearers are drawn from the Scottish football team, so they can let him down again. Think that covers it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"tooldeooo mf

Px "

Quack-lity!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here rests AC

With a bigger than average cock

Sorry if you missed out

Just you fucking luck"

Haha I might go for rhyming one too

thanks for inspiring. Changed the idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jebus

That's so you

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

"She saw she came she fucked off."

Veni, VD, vici

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The liars, cheats and headfucks cheered at her passing, they get enough nagging at home and come here for some peace... and now they have it.

Half a decade of ups and downs, tears of despair and tears of laughter.

She tried, she really tried but ultimately it wasn't happiness and love on Earth that gave her the sense of peace and freedom she searched for, tis was the overwhelming desire to transcend.

She wasn't really a Princess, more a cuntess and will never be forgotten until next week."

She went beyond limitation of fab. Her kingdom stretched beyond its borders.

No more entrapment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a bit shits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here lies GM - wise owl, twat, bully and other epithets have been thrown his way but he was only ever genuinely him, take him or leave him...ta-ra"

Genuinely Myself

others words don't define us.

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By *tealth888Man over a year ago

dunfermline

Shouldn’t have met during lock down Car for sale

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In a bit shits "

Did you flush?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who?"

Horton hears a..;-)

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

The forums have become a quiet place without the sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The forums have become a quiet place without the sausage. "

The sound of sizzle will be never forgotten

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Shouldn’t have met during lock down Car for sale"

Haha that made me laugh

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Thanks for the mammaries

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"The forums have become a quiet place without the sausage.

The sound of sizzle will be never forgotten

Hilarious! Glad someone can step up and fill the void that I left

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shouldn’t have met during lock down Car for sale"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrow was here.

He was the boring one who only spoke about 2 different things and over shared regularly.

Not ringing a bell? No??

Well he was and now he's not.

Not ringing a bell as not description I would use! "

You're right.

That was my false humility one.

Arrow was here.

He was reasonable, rational and right most of the time

You will miss him like a flower misses the sun

He will miss you too. Mostly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for the mammaries"

Gland we could help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kind of misread the thread again

Mine would read:

Goodbye, so long

Now all get along!

You know how I love to spread the love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a bit shits

Did you flush?

Douched Rose

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Simply, thank you for the laughter, the memories and those souls brave enough to volunteer as drawing experiments, I’m off to watch the sunset and a new dawn

That’s as fluffy as you’ll get out of me

Aww and I would think of you sitting somewhere drawing nature

I don't want any fluffy from you. I want rationale and strong shake from time to time

That’s good as I’m crap at it, straight talk is what you get, always available for that

I’m sure ‘nature’ drawing will remain, saw your thoughts aren’t far off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for the mammaries

Gland we could help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I arrived in a blaze which burnt out. The ashes will blow away and all that will remain is the faint smell of pork.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for the mammaries

Gland we could help.

My 'bright' moment there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I kind of misread the thread again

Mine would read:

Goodbye, so long

Now all get along!

You know how I love to spread the love

x "

See. So sweet. No drama llama.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In a bit shits

Did you flush?

Douched Rose "

Just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Simply, thank you for the laughter, the memories and those souls brave enough to volunteer as drawing experiments, I’m off to watch the sunset and a new dawn

That’s as fluffy as you’ll get out of me

Aww and I would think of you sitting somewhere drawing nature

I don't want any fluffy from you. I want rationale and strong shake from time to time

That’s good as I’m crap at it, straight talk is what you get, always available for that

I’m sure ‘nature’ drawing will remain, saw your thoughts aren’t far off "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A brief bloom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Arrow was here.

He was the boring one who only spoke about 2 different things and over shared regularly.

Not ringing a bell? No??

Well he was and now he's not.

Not ringing a bell as not description I would use!

You're right.

That was my false humility one.

Arrow was here.

He was reasonable, rational and right most of the time

You will miss him like a flower misses the sun

He will miss you too. Mostly "

Raving review

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I arrived in a blaze which burnt out. The ashes will blow away and all that will remain is the faint smell of pork."

Pigs are the bestest. Orwell said so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A brief bloom.

Snowdrop?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Fever has subsided,

The Tonic lost it's fizz,

The tree is now uprooted,

His balls still full of jizz.

The forums will continue,

he's been UNLOS before,

Like Hotel California,

He'll return like times of yore.

His passing goes un-noticed,

except by one or two,

He hopes the one's who notice

Is a hottie just like you.

So farewell Mr Fever,

He'll still be found on Kik,

So if you want to stay in touch,

PM your kik name quick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Thank fuck thats over'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Thank fuck thats over'"

My favourite so far I must say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried the Share but it’s back to the shadows for me. Cheerio chums. Chin chin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Fever has subsided,

The Tonic lost it's fizz,

The tree is now uprooted,

His balls still full of jizz.

The forums will continue,

he's been UNLOS before,

Like Hotel California,

He'll return like times of yore.

His passing goes un-noticed,

except by one or two,

He hopes the one's who notice

Is a hottie just like you.

So farewell Mr Fever,

He'll still be found on Kik,

So if you want to stay in touch,

PM your kik name quick!

Now I am humming #youknowwhat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Thank fuck thats over'"

Come, retreat into the shadows with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried the Share but it’s back to the shadows for me. Cheerio chums. Chin chin.

And got runDOWn..;-)

*Dow* it was fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He arrived

He got blocked

He left

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

I and my towing ball are off to pastures new

Laters

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

His taxi finally arrived.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He arrived

He got blocked

He left

The only one who never wanted to be first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He arrived

He got blocked

He left

The only one who never wanted to be first.

Being second is much more fun

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Who he?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried the Share but it’s back to the shadows for me. Cheerio chums. Chin chin.

And got runDOWn..;-)

*Dow* it was fun. "

Very clever young lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How d'ya open this door ?

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By *ornyJ3000Man over a year ago

Near you

He was fun while he lasted - well until he lost his marbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too bad, so sad. Bye bye

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By *tealth888Man over a year ago

dunfermline

Told you I wasn’t feeling well Bugger

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

All day I've been reading this as "Fat Obituaries"

I think, therefore, that mine should possibly be "Should've gone to Specsavers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The banker from Spain.

Look after my wife please.

Fin.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll be back

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’ll be back

Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I and my towing ball are off to pastures new

Laters "

Towing ball?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll be back

Again

This is not a group UNLOS thread. I repeat- this is not a group Unlos thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be off then!

You forgot your coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"His taxi finally arrived.

That would be funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All day I've been reading this as "Fat Obituaries"

I think, therefore, that mine should possibly be "Should've gone to Specsavers"

Hahaha

Did you mean to end up elsewhere than fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have not heard the last of th

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve hidden the really big ones under the bed, yours if you want them.. ta ta!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who he?"

To flounce or not to flounce? That is no longer a question

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll be off then!

You forgot your coat

I didn't bring one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be off then!

You forgot your coat

I didn't bring one

That's more like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So long and thanks for all the fish. "

What fish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How d'ya open this door ? "

Sesame, open!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He was fun while he lasted - well until he lost his marbles

They are in the tunnel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too bad, so sad. Bye bye

To the point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Told you I wasn’t feeling well Bugger"

It's better on the outside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The banker from Spain.

Look after my wife please.

Fin."

Oh Samtander. We shall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be off then!

But you always come back !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tits are drooping, I've definitely peeked. I'll be off then

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'll be off then!

I knew this had to be you

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

last on: over a 10 years ago...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll be back

Is it a promise?

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Retiring

It is time to hang up my whips and handcuffs.

Been involved with the scene for a very long time and met some lovely people and had some great times, some not so great. Sure many ladies will be disappointed and many guys jubilant lol only kidding.

Wish everyone well hopefully things are on the up. Take care all

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Is off to bake!

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

See ya around......Like a doughnut x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a girl

Who was like a pearl,

The treasure was within

Her toughened oyster skin.

The pirates came!

To break her and tame,

But they couldn't reign her in...

Even though they got under her skin

Happy troubles, Troublemakers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have not heard the last of th"

...e last of me? Like in the Cher's song?

You could also quote the other part:

They can say that

I won't stay around

But I'm gonna stand my ground

You're not gonna stop me

You don't know me

You don't know who I am

Don't count me out so fast

;-)

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/vjENhIdDsic "your going to miss me when I'm gone" .....or maybe not (brooks and dunn)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You had me in stitches but I now have the itches..

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By *pepepipoxMan over a year ago

London

"I'm leaving this. Can't stand time wasters!! Attach a face pic if you want a reply on the Ouija board."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I said I would meet you over my dead body, this isn't what I had in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve hidden the really big ones under the bed, yours if you want them.. ta ta! "

Monsters??

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple over a year ago

Bexley

Nobody ever read our profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tits are drooping, I've definitely peeked. I'll be off then

It comes with perks;-) too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"last on: over a 10 years ago..."

I wish there was an actual timer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies dic pic dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Retiring

It is time to hang up my whips and handcuffs.

Wish everyone well hopefully things are on the up. Take care all "

That's a nice reflection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is off to bake! "

The world of goodness !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went down in flames!

Should have used more lube!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See ya around......Like a doughnut x"

Has it got a jammy feeling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A place where I feel I belong

Somewhere a person who always felt different feels at home.

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Avme? No they didn't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Avme? No they didn't! "

You escaped! Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A place where I feel I belong

Somewhere a person who always felt different feels at home. "

There is a nice song by Sia - Where I Belong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went down in flames!

Should have used more lube!"

And will rise again I hope;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here lies dic pic dave

But that'd not factually correct right ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody ever read our profile."

That's like with funerals. Suddenly you have so many friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here lies dic pic dave

But that'd not factually correct right ?!

No its not you have me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I said I would meet you over my dead body, this isn't what I had in mind

Fab is just my alibi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I'm leaving this. Can't stand time wasters!! Attach a face pic if you want a reply on the Ouija board.""

No let's play Jumanji instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You had me in stitches but I now have the itches.. "

Oh no. Off to clinic we go !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/vjENhIdDsic "your going to miss me when I'm gone" .....or maybe not (brooks and dunn)"

Don't run out of reason, Bill

as the song says.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dana2000 of Stonehenge has left the building. Her friends will tell you that she is in a better place. She is stress free and at peace. The rest will say, thank god for that but she'll never know that because she isn't coming back. Ever.

P.S. To the people that were mean to her and her friends,#youknowwhoyouare, goeth and fucketh thyself.

Amen.

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By *he Ring WraithMan over a year ago

Bradford

I have gone, no one cares, and don't try to say you do !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dana2000 of Stonehenge has left the building. Her friends will tell you that she is in a better place. She is stress free and at peace. The rest will say, thank god for that but she'll never know that because she isn't coming back. Ever.

P.S. To the people that were mean to her and her friends,#youknowwhoyouare, goeth and fucketh thyself.

Amen. "

It's good to find a peace with oneself finally, I agree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have gone, no one cares, and don't try to say you do !"

A bit too late, eh?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"She saw she came she fucked off.

Veni, VD, vici

Excellent!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve just found one that someone else did on my behalf, it’s rather glum

I think the last time I left, it was in a thread about magic. And I posted “do you want to see a magic trick” someone said “yes”, so I disappeared.

I think I laughed for 3 days straight after that (little things and little minds)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just found one that someone else did on my behalf, it’s rather glum

I think the last time I left, it was in a thread about magic. And I posted “do you want to see a magic trick” someone said “yes”, so I disappeared.

I think I laughed for 3 days straight after that (little things and little minds) "

Its only a good trick if something surprising reappears!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes buggered off again, how long for this time ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shes buggered off again, how long for this time ? "

No wait! I haven't had the chance to meet you

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Now permanently hidden from cock pics

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By *ornyJ3000Man over a year ago

Near you

Even a ton of blue pills won’t make him rise again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shes buggered off again, how long for this time ? "

Let me get the magic ball out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shes buggered off again, how long for this time ?

No wait! I haven't had the chance to meet you

That would make a good obituary actually haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now permanently hidden from cock pics"

Oasis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Even a ton of blue pills won’t make him rise again! "

Chose the red pill

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Rest in PVC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Fab Obituary....

He came.

She saw.

She got the house in the divorce settlement.

The end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I had just spent a fiver on a gold supporters pass

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By *ornyJ3000Man over a year ago

Near you

"Even a ton of blue pills won’t make him rise again!

Chose the red pill

What’s the red pill?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman over a year ago

lancashire

"She saw she came she fucked off."

Hahaha...Nice one...

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By *Ci LutherMan over a year ago

Cumalot

With the amount he could cum ... there just might be a 2nd coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rest in PVC"

Wet look face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rest in PVC"

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My Fab Obituary....

He came.

She saw.

She got the house in the divorce settlement.

The end"

All on fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And I had just spent a fiver on a gold supporters pass"

Please don't add a request asking for refund like those first lockdown loonies.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

My obituary would probably be:

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Even a ton of blue pills won’t make him rise again!

Chose the red pill

What’s the red pill? "

It's the biggest Matrix question of all..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With the amount he could cum ... there just might be a 2nd coming

Who does not like second helping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My obituary would probably be:

Who? "

Doctor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He came, he saw yet failed to conquer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He came, he saw yet failed to conquer"

Come back with your shield. Like Spartans;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He came, he saw yet failed to conquer

Come back with your shield. Like Spartans;-)"

On here i probably need a suit of armour and a sword to handle some lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He came, he saw yet failed to conquer

Come back with your shield. Like Spartans;-)

On here i probably need a suit of armour and a sword to handle some lol"

Hmmm..pepper spray might do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was a blast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It was a blast. "

Boom! Shakalaka

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By *awhide69Man over a year ago

catrine

eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eats shoots and leaves"

As in plant shoots and leaves?

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

I'll be back when they do 'grecian 2000' for pubes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be back when they do 'grecian 2000' for pubes. "

Embrace it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love and Peace

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