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By *ewfie02 OP Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
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"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol "
How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way? |
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"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol "
Yea I'd re think your plans. |
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By *ewfie02 OP Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol
How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?"
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By *ewfie02 OP Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol
How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?"
Be lucky to catch any kind of pigeon! Even a stool pigeon! I am not even sure how to go about catching a pigeon |
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By *ewfie02 OP Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol
Yea I'd re think your plans."
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"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol
How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?
Be lucky to catch any kind of pigeon! Even a stool pigeon! I am not even sure how to go about catching a pigeon "
Dastardly & Muttley might have some ideas (success not guarranteed) |
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"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.
When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!
Lol
How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?"
Fab straight its all good |
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