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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll just leave this here

Send a "I fancy you" or “ooft I’d like to get hot with you” PM to someone on this thread.

Or you can be really brave and say it in the thread, whatever rocks your boat.

Whatever you do just have fun, you’ve got nothing to lose as you never know they might feel the same.

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll just leave this here

Send a "I fancy you" or “ooft I’d like to get hot with you” PM to someone on this thread.

Or you can be really brave and say it in the thread, whatever rocks your boat.

Whatever you do just have fun, you’ve got nothing to lose as you never know they might feel the same.

not

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Just passing through

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll close the door behind me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just tagging along with this thread.. Lol

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'll close the door behind me."
thank, leave me standing out in the rain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's all this then...

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

Popping in to see who's here

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By *illy76Woman over a year ago

in the west

Hello all

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

I’ll take a seat

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll close the door behind me. thank, leave me standing out in the rain"

Oh god here's a brolly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulling up a chair, having a browse

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I give this a try best smile for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll say Hi then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not hot but hopefully fancies something about me

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'll close the door behind me. thank, leave me standing out in the rain

Oh god here's a brolly

"
have it back, I sneaked in behind Mumbles, just going to stand over here and be quiet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll close the door behind me. thank, leave me standing out in the rain

Oh god here's a brolly

have it back, I sneaked in behind Mumbles, just going to stand over here and be quiet"

Good a sneaking didn't even hear you

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Ugly old git who doesn't expect an ooft

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Just tagging along with this thread.. Lol "

You always have a place in my heart

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By *igfoot77Man over a year ago

Leeds

Hello. I may have just about sneaked in the door

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I'll sit this one out...

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Ur hot x

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Quite cold outside! i will have a seat here

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'll sit this one out..."
you can hide in the corner over here with me if you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just tagging along with this thread.. Lol

You always have a place in my heart

ooooooooft

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Good evening all x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ur hot x "

Just hot

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm here if anyone would like to ooft me.

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By *ong_John2333Man over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll sit and watch the passers by

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

2 so far

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Ur hot x

Just hot

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ur hot x

Just hot

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

In while I boil my spuds

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

Av had a few .. am not being a twat by not replying.. so am saying thank you on here

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Ur hot x

Just hot

Need a kiss 2 find out more x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In while waiting here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll join in

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

bridgwater

"Hello all

Ooooft very hot indeed

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By *histlerMan over a year ago

Guildford

Always happy for someone to slide into my DMs

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman over a year ago

south coast IOW

Mmm I can see one

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ur hot x

Just hot

Need a kiss 2 find out more x "

All you have to do is ask

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll join in "

You’re ok I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm in

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By *igboywxmMan over a year ago

Wrexham

Definitely in with this one

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

Hi all! I'll play for a but! But wow! Where to start

Everyone is hot!

Or I've got my horny rimmed glasses on again

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"Hi all! I'll play for a but! But wow! Where to start

Everyone is hot!

Or I've got my horny rimmed glasses on again

Yeah I'll play for a butt too...

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"I'll close the door behind me."

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I’m in please

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"I’ll join in "

Ooooft!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll take a pew

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll take a pew

Do I even need to answer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

At least two other serious ooofftts on this thread too

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry I’ve been ooofting all over the thread before posting. Sorry. Couldn’t help myself. I have PO.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"I'll take a pew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but seems its slowing down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here if anyone would like to ooft me.

Oooft

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By *onkyLemonsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Hi.... Don’t mind me, just being a wallflower

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By *r_BlueEyesMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'll join in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Couple on here are ooooft worthy

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Mmm I can see one

Hmm well well well

You are a tasty lil crumpet ain't ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take a pew, with a case of beer for anyone who wants to message me

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I'm here if anyone would like to ooft me.

Oooft

Oooofting you back.

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By *heekytradesman46Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

In for a look

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In for a look

Blimey. Oooooft to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking you never know!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Couple on here are ooooft worthy

I know I'm gorgeous Red

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Couple on here are ooooft worthy

I know I'm gorgeous Red

Ah, Grumpling. You cheeky nugget

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Hi all! I'll play for a but! But wow! Where to start

Everyone is hot!

Or I've got my horny rimmed glasses on again

Ooooft. Hello there

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

In for a nosey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Couple on here are ooooft worthy

I know I'm gorgeous Red

Ah, Grumpling. You cheeky nugget

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jumping in for some ooffting

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I even played the sympathy vote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for a nosey

Move to essex please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m feeling generous you all get a big oooft

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple over a year ago

We’ll ooooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patiently watching x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll close the door behind me.

Knock knock

It's open

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll close the door behind me.

Knock knock

It's open

Would you like a beer lads?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jumping in for some ooffting

Oofftt

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By *ySweetLadyWoman over a year ago

London

Just passing through...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of oof worthy people here today

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Out now. Thanks for my ooofts

especially the longest ooooooft I’ve ever had lol xx

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By *ySweetLadyWoman over a year ago

London

Oh my, there’s quite a few... mmmmm but I am feeling too vulnerable right now so will keep them for myself for now but oh my...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my, there’s quite a few... mmmmm but I am feeling too vulnerable right now so will keep them for myself for now but oh my..."

Offffft

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely a few oooofts in here lol

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By *superfuse663Man over a year ago

manchester

I'm in for an ooofft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha"

Ooooft x 2

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Ooooft x 2"

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By *neakypeaky30Man over a year ago

Midlands

I'm late but in for an oooft

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"Hi all! I'll play for a but! But wow! Where to start

Everyone is hot!

Or I've got my horny rimmed glasses on again

Ooooft. Hello there

Ooooooft! Right back at ya! Sexy smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Popping in for a mooch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot in here"

So take off all your clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha"

I know what thread you have been in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Ooooft x 2

I'll give you one x

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Ooooft x 2

I'll give you one x

And a big

to you too

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Ooooft x 2

I'll give you one x

And a big

to you too "

Believe me you’re more than average!! Defo ooof

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Hello "

Bet you get lots of random oooffs putting ya phone number up!! Scary shit

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Hi all! I'll play for a but! But wow! Where to start

Everyone is hot!

Or I've got my horny rimmed glasses on again

Ooooft. Hello there

Ooooooft! Right back at ya! Sexy smile

Why thank you

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Ooooft x 2

I'll give you one x

And a big

to you too

Believe me you’re more than average!! Defo ooof

You can have a

too xxx

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By *inx555Woman over a year ago

in a forest far away

Is there any room left?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha"

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh yes please, count me in.

NBVN x

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Had a look, all my friends are hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love these, let the ooooffftts roll.

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

Oh yes, blame the scouser! That’s stereotyping at its finest!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha"

That thread gave me the creeps.

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

That thread gave me the creeps. "

The problem is he’s genuinely thinking that it’s ok to judge people on their looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

Oh yes, blame the scouser! That’s stereotyping at its finest!!!

Sorry mate but ya did grass yer self up fps

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

Oh yes, blame the scouser! That’s stereotyping at its finest!!!

Sorry mate but ya did grass yer self up fps

So you only read what you want to read? I actually admitted to stealing the “hottest male on fab” trophy. If others got taken during the heist then I’m sorry but possession is 9/10ths of the law

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I hear a ooft, can I here a ooft ooft

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By *1ueWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Definitely a few on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

Oh yes, blame the scouser! That’s stereotyping at its finest!!!

Sorry mate but ya did grass yer self up fps

Yer off yer head mate.. but I will have a word with Sparkle or someone to nick it back whilst your not looking..

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

Oh yes, blame the scouser! That’s stereotyping at its finest!!!

Sorry mate but ya did grass yer self up fps

Yer off yer head mate.. but I will have a word with Sparkle or someone to nick it back whilst your not looking..

Haha good luck. The only person who ever wants to come near me is CurvyPrincess. One of the perks of being “just about slightly better than average”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oofft to a few on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After just being told I’m “only just above slightly average” looking, I doubt I’ll get any ooffts

I’m in anyway haha

Oi that's my bloody crown the "only just slightly average looking".. get yer own

Sorry; I have a trophy for it. Have you?

No some bugger nicked it.. however I think, I may have just found out who it was who..

Oh yes, blame the scouser! That’s stereotyping at its finest!!!

Sorry mate but ya did grass yer self up fps

Yer off yer head mate.. but I will have a word with Sparkle or someone to nick it back whilst your not looking..

Haha good luck. The only person who ever wants to come near me is CurvyPrincess. One of the perks of being “just about slightly better than average”

Bugger foiled yet again

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

Hello

oooooft Geeky

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Oi stop rubbing it in..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooo lots of ooffts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Oi stop rubbing it in..

You wish!!! I’m straight! Not rubbing anything haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

I brought a flask. Want some? X

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

Hello you

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"My god she’s hot"

Who is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Oi stop rubbing it in..

You wish!!! I’m straight! Not rubbing anything haha"

Same here mate and I didn't mean that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

Hello you

Evening..... naughty? Or is it Handsome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

I brought a flask. Want some? X"

I got my own

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

Hello you

Evening..... naughty? Or is it Handsome.

Whichever you prefer!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha"

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

Hello you

Evening..... naughty? Or is it Handsome.

Whichever you prefer!"

How about NH?

Who doesn't love an acronym

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

Hello you

Evening..... naughty? Or is it Handsome.

Whichever you prefer!

How about NH?

Who doesn't love an acronym

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

I have two eyes, can keep my eyes on everything around me. I see everything.

Moller, put that penis away

Tinder, get your knickers back on

CurvyPrincess, you ain’t getting any tea. I see you eyeing up my flask.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

Hello you

Evening..... naughty? Or is it Handsome.

Whichever you prefer!

How about NH?

Who doesn't love an acronym

Evidently you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll join in "

Do you have any biscuits for my tea??

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By *ligible GentMan over a year ago

Wilmslow

In!

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Oh fuck! My kryptonite

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Oh fuck! My kryptonite "

Just admit defeat now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Oh fuck! My kryptonite "

2 redheads.....you are screwed

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

Tinder is going to distract Sausage, we are going to nick the trophy back

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Hello

oooooft Geeky

It’s a big Oofft!! From me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

Tinder is going to distract Sausage, we are going to nick the trophy back

Reet oh.. shhh don't let him hear us hehehehehe

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

*taps you on the shoulder*

*hands you a plate with a selection of biscuits*

Psst I also have cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

*taps you on the shoulder*

*hands you a plate with a selection of biscuits*

Psst I also have cake

What a gem!! Biscuits AND cake? Next you're gonna tell me you have a foot rub waiting for me..

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

Btw you lovely lot...would you like another thread?

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

Tinder is going to distract Sausage, we are going to nick the trophy back

Great plan. Just don’t tell sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why the hell not..

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

Tinder is going to distract Sausage, we are going to nick the trophy back

Great plan. Just don’t tell sausage

Shhhh I won't, it's a secret

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

*taps you on the shoulder*

*hands you a plate with a selection of biscuits*

Psst I also have cake

What a gem!! Biscuits AND cake? Next you're gonna tell me you have a foot rub waiting for me..

Well I would but considering what happened last time I gave one I will probably have to sit that one out

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By *ssexlad0Man over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

Tinder is going to distract Sausage, we are going to nick the trophy back

Great plan. Just don’t tell sausage

Shhhh I won't, it's a secret

Sparkle don't mean to burst ya bubble, however I think we have been 'busted' pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gonna sit here and sip my tea

*taps you on the shoulder*

*hands you a plate with a selection of biscuits*

Psst I also have cake

What a gem!! Biscuits AND cake? Next you're gonna tell me you have a foot rub waiting for me..

Well I would but considering what happened last time I gave one I will probably have to sit that one out

Uh oh. What happened??

Also yes, another thread, pretty please

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I'll take a pew

Budge up

Come snuggle up

I’ve got the flask of tea. And Mollers award

Now you're just getting greedy, awards and sitting next to me too

Pssst mollers I'll distract him, grab the trophy

I’ve put it down my pants. No fucker will go down there for it haha

*Mollers distract him I'm taking one for the team and going in*

You go girl, I'll help Mollers

Bugger I was getting a drink and missed out again.. story of my life..

What do you want me to do Sparkle?

Tinder is going to distract Sausage, we are going to nick the trophy back

Great plan. Just don’t tell sausage

Shhhh I won't, it's a secret

I think he knows

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