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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To take over the world?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Two chickens, one rooster and wait...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm thinking just one very clever one.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two chickens, one rooster and wait..."

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1"

Why?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

But which came first, the chicken or this thread?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why?"

This ones a huge chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well that i cant answer.

but what i can answer is 1 million chickens make a hell of a noise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An army of commando chickens trained in unarmed combat and seriously packing some major firepower.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My army of robot chickens was amassing nicely until pandenic came and then the shortage of microchips thwarted my plans for world domination.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why?

This ones a huge chicken "

Whatcha going to call your chicken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My army of robot chickens was amassing nicely until pandenic came and then the shortage of microchips thwarted my plans for world domination. "

Thats a bugger when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About 7.8 billion minus 1. Then you will fall down on your knees and worship me, your EMPEROR!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too! "

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Why?

This ones a huge chicken

Whatcha going to call your chicken?

I'd call it the dominator

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

I thought you were partial to a bit of pork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"But which came first, the chicken or this thread? "

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

I thought you were partial to a bit of pork"

Tis true...I do love my meat!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

I thought you were partial to a bit of pork

Tis true...I do love my meat!"

I did not know this of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One lemon n herb, one chicken tikka, enough to rule the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?"

Tilly the cat

We used to share her with our neighbour but she will be a full time member of our family on the 29th.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?

Tilly the cat

We used to share her with our neighbour but she will be a full time member of our family on the 29th.

How lovely

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?

Tilly the cat

We used to share her with our neighbour but she will be a full time member of our family on the 29th.

Awe that will be nice and cats are good for a calming effect

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just the six..... and probably one egg.

or one hundred and sixty trillion ........

It's one or the other

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just the six..... and probably one egg.

or one hundred and sixty trillion ........

It's one or the other "

That's clear GC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thank you.

It's important to be precise when discussing chickens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you.

It's important to be precise when discussing chickens"

It really is isn't it.

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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"To take over the world?"

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To take over the world?

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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"To take over the world?

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops.

Sorry, is it too late to be letting my inner crazy out?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thank you.

It's important to be precise when discussing chickens

It really is isn't it. "

Indeed one chicken more or less and trust me ....... it'd be tragedy !

Stop doing the dance moves.... stop it I say !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world "

There used to be loads but most of the monasteries closed

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"To take over the world?"

Chickens will never take over the world..they're too scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To take over the world?

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops.

Sorry, is it too late to be letting my inner crazy out? "

Never too late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world

There used to be loads but most of the monasteries closed"

Brilliant

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Call the chicken Colonel and ask Peter Griffin to come up with that answer.

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