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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
So it's a big day here today.....
My gorgeous mate Dark Ph0enix has today had the confirmation that her divorce is final and she is now once again completely and totally young, free and single!
Obviously the proper party can't happen until I'm there to join her, but let's send her big congrats!
Also...... I've suggested she celebrate by parading up and down her garden dressed as a cowgirl while singing D.I.V.O.R.C.E. at the top of her lungs, but apparently her neighbours would be bored as they've seen it all before. So how should she celebrate tonight? |
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over a year ago
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Congratulations DarkPhe0nix  Perhaps write down all the things she wants to leave behind and burn them in a ceremonial fire, truly a phoenix rising from the flames ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive
She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore  
So..... she should just do what she normally does?! 
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Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah
Maybe drive up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'
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I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.
Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw
Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy
Surely it's time for a drink now? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Congratulations Dark Phoenix. The start of a new chapter. No idea how she should celebrate tonight but she's not far from me, so perhaps I could go and help her out, socially distanced of course "
Nooooooo! I'm saying that because I'll be well jel |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Congratulations DarkPhe0nix Perhaps write down all the things she wants to leave behind and burn them in a ceremonial fire, truly a phoenix rising from the flames ! "
She's not allowed to burn stuff after the last time  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive
She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore
So..... she should just do what she normally does?!
Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah
Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'
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FIFY.
An excellent plan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.
Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw
Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy
Surely it's time for a drink now? "
Congratulations lovely  |
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"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.
Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw
Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy
Surely it's time for a drink now? "
Congratulations!!! Time to party! |
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"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.
Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw
Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy
Surely it's time for a drink now? "
Absolutely it is. Pour yourself a large one and sit back and smile |
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"Congratulations DarkPhe0nix Perhaps write down all the things she wants to leave behind and burn them in a ceremonial fire, truly a phoenix rising from the flames !
She's not allowed to burn stuff after the last time "
Ah yeah
Oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive
She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore
So..... she should just do what she normally does?!
Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah
Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'
FIFY.
An excellent plan "
I see what you did there |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive
She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore
So..... she should just do what she normally does?!
Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah
Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'
FIFY.
An excellent plan
I see what you did there "
Shh.... don't tell her. She may not notice and just agree. Then we have her trapped. |
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Thank you everyone!
Apologies but I've no intention of answering individual posts this time aim busy drinking and flirting
Now who's going to start things going by making this new divorcee feel amazing?
Attention whore alert |
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"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive
She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore
So..... she should just do what she normally does?!
Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah
Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'
FIFY.
An excellent plan
I see what you did there
Shh.... don't tell her. She may not notice and just agree. Then we have her trapped."
It's a bit chilly
We had snow today  |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
New photos incoming  "
Nope not lingerie this time |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
New photos incoming
Nope not lingerie this time "
Inflatable male doll? |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
New photos incoming
Nope not lingerie this time
Inflatable male doll? "
No they dont last |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
New photos incoming
Nope not lingerie this time
Inflatable male doll?
No they dont last"
She's got the broken bodies of the 6 she had in April still waiting for the bin men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened.."
christ |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
New photos incoming
Nope not lingerie this time
Inflatable male doll?
No they dont last
She's got the broken bodies of the 6 she had in April still waiting for the bin men."
Naw used them for puncture repairs on paddling pool looks great now |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
christ"
Well what else is a gal to do. Or should that be who else.. |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
New photos incoming
Nope not lingerie this time
Inflatable male doll?
No they dont last
She's got the broken bodies of the 6 she had in April still waiting for the bin men.
Naw used them for puncture repairs on paddling pool looks great now "
I feel there is a dicks plugging holes joke here somewhere |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.
Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw
Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy
Surely it's time for a drink now? "
This is good to hear. Congratulations.
Crispy children are a delicacy around these parts. If you change your mind let me know. |
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"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know
She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet
Nope. Love hunny happened..
I like your style "
A good way to celebrate during covid  |
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"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.
Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw
Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy
Surely it's time for a drink now?
This is good to hear. Congratulations.
Crispy children are a delicacy around these parts. If you change your mind let me know. "
You want my crispy children? |
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"Would you like a new husband for the night?
Yes please but just one night
OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now "
No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you like a new husband for the night?
Yes please but just one night
OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now
No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while "
I’m making sure I get to keep my cock |
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"Would you like a new husband for the night?
Yes please but just one night
OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now
No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while
I’m making sure I get to keep my cock "
But..but..can I just borrow it then? I'll treat it well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like a new husband for the night?
Yes please but just one night
OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now
No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while
I’m making sure I get to keep my cock
But..but..can I just borrow it then? I'll treat it well "
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