I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage? |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?"
Pea and Ham soup |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
Pea and Ham soup "
Yeah that can fuck off too |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?"
We have a sink in work that does that it's bloody vile and the smell normally gets trapped in the supply cupboard it feeds into, total Bork if you have to go in there for anything  |
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over a year ago
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Due to having children and the pungent job that I have, not many smells make me gip, but I did once jump from a sea wall onto what I thought was some sea on a beach only for it to be two feet deep of rotting kelp. I can STILL smell it.
I was nine. |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
We have a sink in work that does that it's bloody vile and the smell normally gets trapped in the supply cupboard it feeds into, total Bork if you have to go in there for anything "
It's fucking minging.
One is not amused.
I'll whack some bleach down the sink |
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"Due to having children and the pungent job that I have, not many smells make me gip, but I did once jump from a sea wall onto what I thought was some sea on a beach only for it to be two feet deep of rotting kelp. I can STILL smell it.
I was nine."
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
We have a sink in work that does that it's bloody vile and the smell normally gets trapped in the supply cupboard it feeds into, total Bork if you have to go in there for anything "
Could be worse I worked in a Kitchen Where the drains had blocked meaning sewage used came up through the floor and the dishwasher every now and then
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"Rotting vegetables make me gag  "
Have you ever smelt a dead rat? Imagine cabbage and brocoli water that's been festering for a month in a saucepan and the punch that you'd get when you took the lid off the pan. |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?"
My boyfriends farts after he’s had a vindaloo. Omg it knocks me sick. The stench wakes me in the night. Make me so angry!!! |
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Peach, just throw some bleach down the drain and use a washing machine cleaner thing.
I did like the mental image of you sat there twitching your nose then following the aroma to its source.
I do wonder what you thought you'd find?
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Worst smell i have ever smelt was when I did some relief work at a pub in Essex and their walk in freezer had broken down in the middle of summer and the OP's manager hadnt allowed it to be repaired. Thousands of pounds of rotten food
The place was a shit hole to begin with but that smell was horrendous |
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"Squirty cream in the sun
It doesn't make me rage though... not until it's splattered all over my leather jacket 
That's a strange one. Try a different brand and keep your leather well away!"
I'm so fucking thick. It's not strange at all, I read it as squirty sun cream 
I'm with ya. Grim |
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"Peach, just throw some bleach down the drain and use a washing machine cleaner thing.
I did like the mental image of you sat there twitching your nose then following the aroma to its source.
I do wonder what you thought you'd find?
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I was genuinely offended by the smell. Waiting for the machine to beep and I'll attack the drain with the domestos |
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"Worst smell i have ever smelt was when I did some relief work at a pub in Essex and their walk in freezer had broken down in the middle of summer and the OP's manager hadnt allowed it to be repaired. Thousands of pounds of rotten food
The place was a shit hole to begin with but that smell was horrendous"
Fuuuuuuuuck that |
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"Squirty cream in the sun
It doesn't make me rage though... not until it's splattered all over my leather jacket
That's a strange one. Try a different brand and keep your leather well away!"
It wasn't intentional.
A random, squirty cream pie fight broke out and I got caught in the middle of it.
It was great fun though 
Old, warm cream is not nice. |
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"Worst smell i have ever smelt was when I did some relief work at a pub in Essex and their walk in freezer had broken down in the middle of summer and the OP's manager hadnt allowed it to be repaired. Thousands of pounds of rotten food
The place was a shit hole to begin with but that smell was horrendous
Fuuuuuuuuck that "
Worst part was there was so much waste it didnt fit in the correct bin, so the left overs had to be kept in green glass bins until the week after when they could be tipped in the big bin |
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"Squirty cream in the sun
It doesn't make me rage though... not until it's splattered all over my leather jacket
That's a strange one. Try a different brand and keep your leather well away!
I'm so fucking thick. It's not strange at all, I read it as squirty sun cream
I'm with ya. Grim "
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I can always tell when one of the cats has missed the litter box.
But bonfires... Omg they piss me right off!! I can smell then as soon as they light up... Make the whole house stink. Really annoys me!! |
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"Worst smell i have ever smelt was when I did some relief work at a pub in Essex and their walk in freezer had broken down in the middle of summer and the OP's manager hadnt allowed it to be repaired. Thousands of pounds of rotten food
The place was a shit hole to begin with but that smell was horrendous
Fuuuuuuuuck that
Worst part was there was so much waste it didnt fit in the correct bin, so the left overs had to be kept in green glass bins until the week after when they could be tipped in the big bin "
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"I hate cleaning up vomit. Need to do it due to my job but give me the poo any day."
Oh it's rank ain't it.
I remember doing a kids party years back (yep, I was the dickhead who had to wrangle em up while the parents got pissed) and one chundered on the floor as they were sat at the table eating.
The parents did nothing. The kid just tucked right back in to his grub! I'm there on my hands and bastard knees heaving my guts up cleaning up a puddle of puke and the child's parents just stood on watching!!
"I'm really sorry, we can't have pukers so you'll have to leave in case it's a bug"
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Blokes shit in the morning.
Having spent some time in the forces and having to endure blokes shit in the morning, in the day, at night and even whilst asleep.
It fucking stinks specially when fed on ration packs.....fuck me. |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?"
Cigarettes
Cheese and onion crisps
Sour creek crisps
My dogs farts |
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"Not a smell that enrages me but the complete opposite, the smell freshly cut grass and, dare I say it, freshly minted bank notes. They smell divine.  "
You have the heart and tongue of a poet my friend |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
Cigarettes
Cheese and onion crisps
Sour creek crisps
My dogs farts "
Just YOUR dog's farts? |
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"Rotting vegetables make me gag
Have you ever smelt a dead rat? Imagine cabbage and brocoli water that's been festering for a month in a saucepan and the punch that you'd get when you took the lid off the pan."
Dead rat is a regular occurance at work. It's what Hell probably smells like.
Rotting potatoes smell foul too. |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
Cigarettes
Cheese and onion crisps
Sour creek crisps
My dogs farts
Just YOUR dog's farts?"
My farts are like aromatherapy |
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"I'd probably get banned for saying the worst thing I've ever smelled. Definitely wasn't pleasant though, and I'll never forget it.  "
Does it begin with h and ends in t |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
My boyfriends farts after he’s had a vindaloo. Omg it knocks me sick. The stench wakes me in the night. Make me so angry!!! "
I'd have to ban the vindaloo or he could sleep on the sofa. I just...
My own stinky farts tho. Hilarious |
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"I'd probably get banned for saying the worst thing I've ever smelled. Definitely wasn't pleasant though, and I'll never forget it.
Does it begin with h and ends in t"
Um, no? I can't think of what you mean? It was a d___ b___. That's all I'm saying, don't want a ban! |
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My Nan used to live I the US when I was little and she'd send books over every Christmas and birthday. For some reason American books smell like vomit. They definitely don't smell like the books over here, awful smelling things. |
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"I can always tell when one of the cats has missed the litter box.
But bonfires... Omg they piss me right off!! I can smell then as soon as they light up... Make the whole house stink. Really annoys me!!"
I like a bonfire whiff but only if I'm in the garden. Keep it out my house! |
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"Blokes shit in the morning.
Having spent some time in the forces and having to endure blokes shit in the morning, in the day, at night and even whilst asleep.
It fucking stinks specially when fed on ration packs.....fuck me."
Man shit smells 100x worse than lady period poo, and period poo is gross |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?
Cigarettes
Cheese and onion crisps
Sour creek crisps
My dogs farts "
Christ, I'd turn you into the incredible hulk |
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"I'd probably get banned for saying the worst thing I've ever smelled. Definitely wasn't pleasant though, and I'll never forget it.
Does it begin with h and ends in t
Um, no? I can't think of what you mean? It was a d___ b___. That's all I'm saying, don't want a ban!"
If was anything like the deer i had to walk past one summer i know the smell |
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"Rotting vegetables make me gag
Have you ever smelt a dead rat? Imagine cabbage and brocoli water that's been festering for a month in a saucepan and the punch that you'd get when you took the lid off the pan.
Dead rat is a regular occurance at work. It's what Hell probably smells like.
Rotting potatoes smell foul too."
Yes yes and another yes for hell smelling like dead rat.
Fuuuuck.... imagine how London stank during the plague |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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I ain't got a clue what it smells of but I ain't prepared to take an accidental nose burn to find out "
It smells and tastes like horse radish sauce, so you could get nose burn if you eat a lot! |
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"My Nan used to live I the US when I was little and she'd send books over every Christmas and birthday. For some reason American books smell like vomit. They definitely don't smell like the books over here, awful smelling things."
I've definitely had a pukey niff with some books. |
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"The odours that come from our dog can be somewhat stomach churning.
The burgers at work smell foul. "
I will never forget when my English bull willingly drank from a manky fucking ice cream tub that was in my mums back garden many many years ago. It had been there fuck knows how long and the rain water it had filled with was green.
He smelt so bad I couldn't have him near me.
I may have thrown a couple of xtra strong mints his way. It didn't help the stench....
But.
Within half hour he was farting THE strangest and most evil dog fart smell I have ever ever ever had the unpleasantness of experiencing. Minty sewers. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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Smells that make me rage - fish/prawn/chicken juice left in the kitchen for a few days
Make me gag - After a very very heavy night out Jim Beam and some other neat spirits now induces my gag reflex. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"My ex
I start to have an anxiety if I smell my ex's aftershave. Go all ultra alert looking for the prick. It's never him but I get angry that it has that impact on me."
Oh totally this for me too |
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"Smells that make me rage - fish/prawn/chicken juice left in the kitchen for a few days
Make me gag - After a very very heavy night out Jim Beam and some other neat spirits now induces my gag reflex."
Any food that's been out has me yakking. I've got a right weak tummy. And the smell of Southern Comfort has me in all kinds of eye watering mess. |
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"It’ll be those heavily soiled bloomers of yours princess!
Try wringing them out in a bucket in the garden before putting them in ya washer next time."
I'd only had them on a fortnight, they were good for another week yet! |
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"When I lived near the sea my dogs would sometimes find a long dead fishy thing to roll in with abandon. Doggy love was never so tested! "
Oh lord
Girl dog jumped in a pondy type thing once and came out covered in scum. I can't even begin to imagine how bad a rotty fishy thing would whiff |
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"Petrol, poop related smells and hard boiled eggs "
Hard boiled eggs are weird little wankers. They rank until I'm eating them in a sandwich and then they smell fine, yet they stink in someone else's sandwich |
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The smell of chlorine and bleach make me gag badly.
I had to walk back out of a building with a swimming pool inside as I'd have actually puked if I hadn't left. |
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"The smell of chlorine and bleach make me gag badly.
I had to walk back out of a building with a swimming pool inside as I'd have actually puked if I hadn't left. "
i understand this.
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I start to have an anxiety if I smell my ex's aftershave. Go all ultra alert looking for the prick. It's never him but I get angry that it has that impact on me."
I have to see at the weekends. When comes picks daughter up on Saturday and Sunday. 4 times makes me feel sick. |
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I work with bacteria (studying AMR). Of all the smells I have encountered in my life the worst is the smell of a bacteria called Clostridium Difficile. Imagine rotting meat stuck into a septic tank and left to bake for a few days.. |
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"I work with bacteria (studying AMR). Of all the smells I have encountered in my life the worst is the smell of a bacteria called Clostridium Difficile. Imagine rotting meat stuck into a septic tank and left to bake for a few days.."
C.Diff? |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?"
Ewwwwe washing machine cleaner and Calgon tabs (Aldi brand also available) will stop that  |
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"Petrol, poop related smells and hard boiled eggs
Hard boiled eggs are weird little wankers. They rank until I'm eating them in a sandwich and then they smell fine, yet they stink in someone else's sandwich "
Braver lady than me, egg sarnies get no where near |
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"I work with bacteria (studying AMR). Of all the smells I have encountered in my life the worst is the smell of a bacteria called Clostridium Difficile. Imagine rotting meat stuck into a septic tank and left to bake for a few days.."
A lot of bacteria smell rank but it's more the media it grows on. What do you grow your C.diff on? I used to work with a woman who swore blind she could tell whether something was a Gram neg rod or GPC just by smelling the plate |
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"I'm sat here minding my own business. My nostrils detect something rather unpleasant and a look of confusion spread across my chops.
I know I haven't farted.
There's no other human or any of gods creatures in the house other than the odd ant that's looking to house share apparently, and there's no way an ant could drop an eggy guff with that much range.
Well over 5 mins I've been stunned and confused by the invasion of my nose.
Bloody washing machine kicking up an eggy whiff with every pipe gurgle. Cunt.
What smells can't you handle?
Are there any that offend you so much you get a little rage?"
I wouldn't say it offends me, but the farmer muck spreading gets right up my nose. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I work with bacteria (studying AMR). Of all the smells I have encountered in my life the worst is the smell of a bacteria called Clostridium Difficile. Imagine rotting meat stuck into a septic tank and left to bake for a few days..
C.Diff?"
Yup that's the one. As found in the stinky bins of rather dodgy kebab and chicken takeaways, that are never emptied. Here comes summer! |
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