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over a year ago
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Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something they'd want to have with dinner.
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Women are like..........
...the stock market
They`re irrational and can bankrupt you if you`re not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you`ve already got one.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don`t feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They`re always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They`re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you`ll get depressed and drink a lot |
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"men
are like mushroom,,,, kept in the dark and fed with shit all their lives
No we ain't!
i was kind of kidding around with that statement, well unless your a singleton on a swingers site that is lmao then it might well apply "
You seem to be being constantly misunderstood.
Most of the unattached men are, I reckon, unattached by choice and, whilst some may choose to give the impression of being kept out view and ill-nourished, it doesn't apply to us all. |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"men
are like mushroom,,,, kept in the dark and fed with shit all their lives
No we ain't!
i was kind of kidding around with that statement, well unless your a singleton on a swingers site that is lmao then it might well apply
You seem to be being constantly misunderstood.
Most of the unattached men are, I reckon, unattached by choice and, whilst some may choose to give the impression of being kept out view and ill-nourished, it doesn't apply to us all."
one likes to play with words and it was a very tongue in cheek comment too hence the little green smilie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I honestly think that 'most' men have good points and bad point, rather like us women.
I have made it my job in life to hunt out the good in all the men that cross my path and I have to say that so far I'm doing rather well.
Hugs and kisses to you all xxx |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"I honestly think that 'most' men have good points and bad point, rather like us women.
I have made it my job in life to hunt out the good in all the men that cross my path and I have to say that so far I'm doing rather well.
Hugs and kisses to you all xxx"
awe why aint there more like you in life hugs right back at ya and showers of kiss's too  |
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