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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's not be like the line in Peaches where we miss the Charabang, I am in the driving seat and ready to pop by and pick you all up for a Bank Holiday outing.
Where shall we go and what delights will you bring to feed, water and entertain us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we visit Whitby? Always wanted to go there. I’ll bring a hot rum punch and some cheese and pineapple chunks on sticks 
For entertainment? I’ll bring along my weighted hulahoop  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we visit Whitby? Always wanted to go there. I’ll bring a hot rum punch and some cheese and pineapple chunks on sticks
For entertainment? I’ll bring along my weighted hulahoop "
I have never been to Whitby either so yes we can. Did you want fish and chips?
I will make a tin foil hedgehog for you to pop your cocktail sticks in.
If I were a hula hoop I would be weighted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?  "
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please? "
Not true Babs, I remember Manchester... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Not true Babs, I remember Manchester... "
Oooer I can still do the splits, so not all is lost |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me "
 let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Not true Babs, I remember Manchester...
Oooer I can still do the splits, so not all is lost "
Oh jeez you two are wearing me out. I would only do the splits if I slipped over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say? "
With a little wooden fork |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork "
I really want fish and chips now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now "
I am on my way with them now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now "
For me too |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too "
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously "
And rum and pecan pie and chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BlackPool and fish chips 
Fish and chips at the seaside, nothing better 
Shall we have a donkey derby too?
Do this involve the harming of real donkeys? "
Noooo I wouldn't harm animals. Maybe best I don't ride one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously
And rum and pecan pie and chocolate "
Pe-can pie! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously
And rum and pecan pie and chocolate "
Is that a thing? I need to try that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please "
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service "
You’ll need a bigger bus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie 
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force "
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus "
Or a bigger tongue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator? "
Quick patent that |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that "
Just doesn’t need charging |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that "
Just sent you a pic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that
Just doesn’t need charging "
And it can see in the dark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that
Just sent you a pic "
Love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No donkeys involved ! Probably a go on pleasure beach followed by doughnuts and alcohol involved at some point 
Seaside donuts no sugar, freshly cooked "
Ring or jam? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ring freshly fried odd always remember the smell of Blackpool could always smell freshly fried doughnuts and fish chips in air sadly no more  "
It is certainly a smell evoking memory when thinking of the seaside |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus "
But what a service it would be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus
But what a service it would be "
I run a great service me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus
But what a service it would be
I run a great service me "
I thought we weren’t mentioning that brothel in South London? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus
But what a service it would be
I run a great service me
I thought we weren’t mentioning that brothel in South London? "
I wasn't, but now you have let the cat out of the bag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m staying in the house.
I’ve got tea and chocolate, you can swing by and I’ll make you a nice hot brew Auntie."
Aww thanks nephew. Black coffee please no caterpillars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm only a bit of a drive up from Sammy boy and it's too cold for me to venture out. I will provide cherry scones and homemade lethal sloe gin to warm up though. "
No sense of adventure you youngsters |
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