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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

What would you do if you received a job offer where you get paid £75000 plus a year to sit in a pitch-black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day ?

No conversation, no colleagues just sit in a pitch black room day after day.

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

Is there a supply of Kleenex?

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Nope, wouldn't take it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you do if you received a job offer where you get paid £75000 plus a year to sit in a pitch-black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day ?

No conversation, no colleagues just sit in a pitch black room day after day."

Personally I’ve never had a job so I’d take it.

Where do I sign and can I have an advance please.

T

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I sleep for the 8hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's the sort of job my brother-in-law would love. He has narcolepsy. Being an air traffic controller isn't working out for him these days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No conversations with colleagues sounds amazing where do I sign?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I'd lose the little remaining sanity I have left.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never happens ... and it is not enough money for me to sit without blabbering my mouth off

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Could I sleep for the 8hours "

Good question(I hadn't thought of that loophole) so sadly you're not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I sleep for the 8hours

Good question(I hadn't thought of that loophole) so sadly you're not

"

Dammit

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Hell no. I'm pacing the corridors within 10 minutes of the systems going down at work .

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"No conversations with colleagues sounds amazing where do I sign?

"

I'll notify you of your interview date by letter

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm assuming you're going to say I'm not allowed to sleep in there? If I was I'd get my night sleep there and do interesting stuff when I'm out. Otherwise, I have to ask you what the notice period is.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Could I sleep for the 8hours

Good question(I hadn't thought of that loophole) so sadly you're not

Dammit "

Lol

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By *ark ph0enixWoman  over a year ago

Teesside

Is there music?

If so yeah I'd love that where do I sign?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thankyou

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"No conversations with colleagues sounds amazing where do I sign?

"

Wouldn't you miss the gossip and banter ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"What would you do if you received a job offer where you get paid £75000 plus a year to sit in a pitch-black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day ?

No conversation, no colleagues just sit in a pitch black room day after day."

Call the police

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Is there music?

If so yeah I'd love that where do I sign?"

Sadly no music, you're at work and need to concentrate

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

I take this job is working for the local council?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

I'd be insane within the week

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"I take this job is working for the local council?"

Under the official secrets act I'm not allowed to divulge the nature of the employer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes easy re adjust my sleeping pattern so that they 8 hours is my sleeping hours lol

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple  over a year ago

on the move

Accept it, use the time to meditate, exercise, learn brail to read and sing

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Yes easy re adjust my sleeping pattern so that they 8 hours is my sleeping hours lol "

Sadly, wonko tried this loophole and it's been firmly closed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes easy re adjust my sleeping pattern so that they 8 hours is my sleeping hours lol

Sadly, wonko tried this loophole and it's been firmly closed "

But how are you going to know it’s patch black with one one in it loophole re opened

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No conversations with colleagues sounds amazing where do I sign?

Wouldn't you miss the gossip and banter ?"

In my previous job I was surrounded by mouth breathers that talked at me about Love Island and their kids

It was a seriously stressful environment and bitchy too.

I'll take the silent darkness and they pay rise over that any day

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Accept it, use the time to meditate, exercise, learn brail to read and sing "

Now now it's not free money, you'll be sacked, your job is to sit there and do nothing

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"I take this job is working for the local council?

Under the official secrets act I'm not allowed to divulge the nature of the employer "

That'll be a yes then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So its pitch black, no colleagues .. Can't sleep??

What is the work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also.. Pitch black, no colleagues, you wouldn't know if i was sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Also.. Pitch black, no colleagues, you wouldn't know if i was sleeping "

No snoring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I'd lose the little remaining sanity I have left. "
The same!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can you talk to yourself?

And how long is the contract for?

I'm tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do I have access to WiFi

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Can I have a Nintendo switch. I'll take a 10k cut

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I couldn’t do it. I would have panic attacks but I would like the money

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By *he BWCMan  over a year ago

Stafford

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok just tell me where and when

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meditation? I’m no good at it but I’d give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From what you say the job description is , there is no nothing . You can’t do anything .

Based on that I’m out . Sitting in the dark all the time wouldn’t do you any good . Have you seen the film decent ? The creatures ( human like things ) have adapted to deal with the dark . I know it’s a bit far fetched to compare but wouldn’t want to turn into anything like that

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Not a chance. I'd rather have a job with minimum wage and be happy. Imagine how depressing it would be doing that day in day out. No thanks.

Mrs

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What if you need a wee?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No conversations with colleagues sounds amazing where do I sign?

Wouldn't you miss the gossip and banter ?"

i know your example is more extreme but all this is already gone for people working from home

i am so over it now! a year in the house on my own

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

I would put my head phones music on and 12h online on Fabs where can i get an application? please !

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Sorry the job is 8h but i don't mind to do 4 hours extra for that wages

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By *rMrs84Couple  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hell no. I'm pacing the corridors within 10 minutes of the systems going down at work . "
love your profile - hilarious read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I take this job is working for the local council?"

Ha ha nice one ..... don’t get me started

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you do if you received a job offer where you get paid £75000 plus a year to sit in a pitch-black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day ?

No conversation, no colleagues just sit in a pitch black room day after day."

Can I hear the police smashing in your door ,?

What a weird question

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'm claustrophobic so no amount of money would entice me.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings

I'm in no custermes thinking they are in the right..

Is there any over time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sleep, wank and eat(food is included, right??) for 75gs??? Where do I sign

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"What would you do if you received a job offer where you get paid £75000 plus a year to sit in a pitch-black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day ?

No conversation, no colleagues just sit in a pitch black room day after day.

Can I hear the police smashing in your door ,?

What a weird question "

It's called a dilemma to get friendly people thinking, which most people have managed to successfully do.

If I've got nothing nice to say or don't wish to participate in a post I try to say nothing and scroll past.

Have a lovely happy end to the bank holiday weekend

Sending you a happy hug

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"I'm in no custermes thinking they are in the right..

Is there any over time. "

lol that's the spirit

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"I'm claustrophobic so no amount of money would entice me.

"

A friend is the same and it would be their absolute nightmare as well

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

Do I get the standard UK break allowances?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Sorry the job is 8h but i don't mind to do 4 hours extra for that wages "

Lol love your commitment

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"Sorry the job is 8h but i don't mind to do 4 hours extra for that wages

Lol love your commitment "

For that job and pay rate wages i woul commit myself to much more

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