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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
This has long been a contentious and controversial subject on fab that many times has resulted in a vicious battle with seeds, pulp and rind thrown in all directions. Many quite understandably wish not to disclose their preserve preferences as a result. Is anyone brave enough to publicly choose a side!? The results may be sticky... |
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Chivers grade 7 thick cut.
But I like marmalade because it's interesting (see also blue cheese and olives...) so a good blackcurrant jam can also be pretty interesting in its own way. Its just the drab strawberry stuff that can rot. |
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"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass
Maybe you're not trying hard enough  "
*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass
Maybe you're not trying hard enough
*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey "
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"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass
Maybe you're not trying hard enough
*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey
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Calm down it's shredless |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I like both please?
You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!  "
Ok, jam.
No hold on, marmalade. But then again, I do like jam.
However, marmalade on toast for brekkie is yummy.
Blueberry jam though, nom nom nom.....
Sod it. Philadelphia  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass
Maybe you're not trying hard enough
*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey
Calm down it's shredless "
Phew! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Can I like both please?
You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!
Ok, jam.
No hold on, marmalade. But then again, I do like jam.
However, marmalade on toast for brekkie is yummy.
Blueberry jam though, nom nom nom.....
Sod it. Philadelphia "
 total wild card! |
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"This has long been a contentious and controversial subject on fab that many times has resulted in a vicious battle with seeds, pulp and rind thrown in all directions. Many quite understandably wish not to disclose their preserve preferences as a result. Is anyone brave enough to publicly choose a side!? The results may be sticky... "
Marmalade, I make my own... |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Can I like both please?
You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!
Ok, jam.
No hold on, marmalade. But then again, I do like jam.
However, marmalade on toast for brekkie is yummy.
Blueberry jam though, nom nom nom.....
Sod it. Philadelphia
total wild card! "
Thems my middle names.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thick cut Seville Orange Marmalade - the King of Marmalades. The contrast of bitterness and sweetness.....like a spanking before sex the pain contrasting with and heightening the pleasure.
Might have have got a bit carried away there.
I like marmalade |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Curd. 
Well look who had to be different 
Luuuuv you! Passionfruit curd is amazing. Or lemon curd that's perfectly sharp on multiseed toast. Curd.  "
To be fair passionfruit curd sounds amazing and now I want to try that! |
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either... "
only one way to find out *ominous sound of a jar of crunchy peanut butter opening* |
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ "
Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ
Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy "
My favourite |
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ
Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy
My favourite "
Kinky barsteward
On a kind of related note, when I was 19 I had a fling with a lady some 15 years my senior. She once slathered my cock in utterly butterly as she had no lube. So you can in fact utterly butterly your cock up a lady's ass |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ
Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy
My favourite
Kinky barsteward
On a kind of related note, when I was 19 I had a fling with a lady some 15 years my senior. She once slathered my cock in utterly butterly as she had no lube. So you can in fact utterly butterly your cock up a lady's ass"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! "
that's not fair im chucking treacle in now gorgeous on toast |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! that's not fair im chucking treacle in now gorgeous on toast "
You little rascal! |
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As a prolific jam and marmalade maker this is a difficult one to call.
However I have come down on the side of Marmalade, it has to be my home made 3 fruit (Orange, Lemon and Lime) variety though.
Favourite Jam is Raspberry, seeds included.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lemon and lime marmalade for me please "
Yes that’s the only marmalade I like but I do like some of the better jams that have more fruit than sugar. When I am in France I often buy jam as they have a huge choice of flavours that I have never seen in U.K. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either... "
Surely you can with “smoooth” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thick cut Seville Orange Marmalade - the King of Marmalades. The contrast of bitterness and sweetness.....like a spanking before sex the pain contrasting with and heightening the pleasure.
Might have have got a bit carried away there.
I like marmalade "
This! For exactly the same reasons |
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"Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven! "
Oh god, as a kid I made a load of strawberry jam , but put it in pickled onion jars that hadnt been rinsed as well as they could have been...I sadly can't recommend pickle onion flavoured strawberry jam
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven!
Oh god, as a kid I made a load of strawberry jam , but put it in pickled onion jars that hadnt been rinsed as well as they could have been...I sadly can't recommend pickle onion flavoured strawberry jam
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Oh no!!! That makes me so sad!! |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Marmalade to me is the devils bottom! I'd rather lick a rusty old battery.
Much prefer Apricot Conserve Jam instead. On melted buttered toast that runs down your chin, fingers and all over your clothes. Crap should have used the plate.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!
Oh the orange groves of Dundee, I remember them well "
Google says it's TRUE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them "
Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them
Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam "
Philly and stawberry jam is beginning to sound like a cheesecake. I could do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them
Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam
Philly and stawberry jam is beginning to sound like a cheesecake. I could do that "
It's bloody marvellous!! On a ryvita... Or a digestive |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven!
Oh god, as a kid I made a load of strawberry jam , but put it in pickled onion jars that hadnt been rinsed as well as they could have been...I sadly can't recommend pickle onion flavoured strawberry jam
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That is so sad! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Marmalade to me is the devils bottom! I'd rather lick a rusty old battery.
Much prefer Apricot Conserve Jam instead. On melted buttered toast that runs down your chin, fingers and all over your clothes. Crap should have used the plate.... "
Mucky pup! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them
Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam
Philly and stawberry jam is beginning to sound like a cheesecake. I could do that
It's bloody marvellous!! On a ryvita... Or a digestive "
When I was in high school you used to be able to buy little packs with mini digestives, philadelphia cheese and raspberry coulis! Yummy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!
Oh the orange groves of Dundee, I remember them well "
The story goes that marmalade was invented in 1700, when a storm-damaged Spanish ship, carrying Seville oranges, sought refuge in Dundee harbour. The cargo was sold off cheaply to James Keiller, a down-on-his-luck local merchant, whose wife turned it into a preserve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!"
I think it was invented in Spain centuries ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!
I think it was invented in Spain centuries ago."
See the post above yours!  |
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ "
On reflection, I concur |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought I preferred jam, but then I was fed alcohol infused marmalade while on a stay in Cornwall (vodka and gin marmalades) and I honestly think there's no going back now!! |
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ
On reflection, I concur "
Did you give it a test run? |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! "
Honey is great on toast. I have it in my tea too, instead of sugar.
However, tea bag, hot water, honey, stir, milk.
That's the only acceptable order.
Don't get me started on jam and cream on scones though. |
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"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out
I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...
I beg to differ
On reflection, I concur
Did you give it a test run? "
It sticks not runs.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!
I think it was invented in Spain centuries ago.
See the post above yours! "
Yes we posted at the same time. |
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"I think it has to be jam...
....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy ..... 
The research has been done, you in fact can
I thought that was an ass? "
Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I think it has to be jam...
....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....
The research has been done, you in fact can
I thought that was an ass?
Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar? "
Pussies prefer cream |
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"I think it has to be jam...
....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....
The research has been done, you in fact can
I thought that was an ass?
Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?
Pussies prefer cream"
This may require a whole other thread. I'll go get some single, double and whipping cream and we'll work through the night to conclude which is best |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I think it has to be jam...
....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....
The research has been done, you in fact can
I thought that was an ass?
Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?
Pussies prefer cream
This may require a whole other thread. I'll go get some single, double and whipping cream and we'll work through the night to conclude which is best "
That's one way to fill an evening! |
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"I think it has to be jam...
....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....
The research has been done, you in fact can
I thought that was an ass?
Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?
Pussies prefer cream
This may require a whole other thread. I'll go get some single, double and whipping cream and we'll work through the night to conclude which is best
That's one way to fill an evening! "
It sure is.
Well at least you're not objecting to being covered in cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Love it all! But right now, tangy marmalade with bits on toast, followed by a strong cuppa with one sugar, d*unk just as it's cool enough not to burn but still gives your tongue a tingle. Bliss |
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"This has long been a contentious and controversial subject on fab that many times has resulted in a vicious battle with seeds, pulp and rind thrown in all directions. Many quite understandably wish not to disclose their preserve preferences as a result. Is anyone brave enough to publicly choose a side!? The results may be sticky... "
I'm sure I used to have silver shredless marmalade. It was the lemon /lime marmalade without bits. It was lovely but can't find it anymore |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"This has long been a contentious and controversial subject on fab that many times has resulted in a vicious battle with seeds, pulp and rind thrown in all directions. Many quite understandably wish not to disclose their preserve preferences as a result. Is anyone brave enough to publicly choose a side!? The results may be sticky...
I'm sure I used to have silver shredless marmalade. It was the lemon /lime marmalade without bits. It was lovely but can't find it anymore "
I'm sure that was Roses? |
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"I think it has to be jam...
....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....
The research has been done, you in fact can
I thought that was an ass? "
It should be - I was being polite...LOL |
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Jam for the win
