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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I work alone at home during the wee hours. I enjoy wandering through the Forum during these tranquil hours, reading threads I have missed whilst logged out.
Often, I come across sage advice dispensed, hurt souls consoled and humour that breaks the silence with my own laughter.
Each a nugget, wasted in their passing by barely noticed.
Therefore, I propose the Fab Quote Award to honour those who gave us that momentary pause. When you see a nugget, please share it with us here in the in the following format, if possible:
Thread name or link
Name of poster
Quote
Ladies and gentlemen, please a give a round of applause to the winners. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1150413
By Nicecouple561
Gentlemen, gentlemen! The way to an old womans heart or should I say into her expensive silk lingerie is not by referring to her as a "girl" or "the one I had". A little finesse if you please   |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
This isnt a single award, it's a group one.
For all the fabsters who had the courage to speak out on the are you ok thread.
Reading the posts really made me realise I wasnt the only one who wasn't ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some gems in the following thread but here are a sample:
You know you’re getting old when.......
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By Nicecouple561
When you read 1984 before 1984
By CaptainHorn
Tremendous!"
By Nicecouple561
I think I read it in about 1970 and it seemed very far off then.
By CaptainHorn
I read it on 2005, aged 20
By Nicecouple561
2005 aged 20! :sob:"
By Nicecouple561
Sob as in crying by the way, not son of a ...
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By MrandMrsArrowFind
You know you are old when your kids tell you that your "vintage" music isn't bad. Blur can't be vintage ...
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By cookiekitten
Knees stop being referred to as left and right and instead are called good and bad
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By stephanj
I was about to type in here but can't remember now what it was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a good shopping day and I got few thing, including some haribos. I got the golden haribo bag with the gummy bears mmmmm"
By Shag. He has said this every weekend for years as well as
"I had a good walk"
Most odd! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know you’re getting old when.......
By Miss_tress
Your kids hold YOUR hand when crossing the road and ask you if you've been to the toilet before going out with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isnt a single award, it's a group one.
For all the fabsters who had the courage to speak out on the are you ok thread.
Reading the posts really made me realise I wasnt the only one who wasn't ok"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Joke time!!
By nicola2202
Throw in the best joke you’ve heard or have
My favourite is: Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops?
They don’t do fuck all for your knob but they make you look hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isnt a single award, it's a group one.
For all the fabsters who had the courage to speak out on the are you ok thread.
Reading the posts really made me realise I wasnt the only one who wasn't ok"
 Px |
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I don't know who said it but there was one last week on a thread which had some confusion around the junk mail analogy of why people don't reply to every message, which threw up the immortal line:
"You are the pizza leaflet sender"
It cracked me up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM
By PinkGenie
Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.
Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.
I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs
By Tuberose
Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?
By PinkGenie
No one at all!!
I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.
I'm a total nightmare! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know who said it but there was one last week on a thread which had some confusion around the junk mail analogy of why people don't reply to every message, which threw up the immortal line:
"You are the pizza leaflet sender"
It cracked me up "
I saw that! That’s why I started this thread. It’s a shame to miss these little nuggets. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready. "
And I thought that got missed.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready.
And I thought that got missed. "
I’m watching you, super dad bod!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fab party
By Noochie72
……….what food,drink and dance song you bringing?
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By Wonko the Sane
sod all and my sunny disposition
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By PlayfullyDark
The darkness!!!
And rum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready.
And I thought that got missed. "
Haha I had missed this! Get that snorkel on good sir, and don't come up for air til I say you can  |
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"I don't know who said it but there was one last week on a thread which had some confusion around the junk mail analogy of why people don't reply to every message, which threw up the immortal line:
"You are the pizza leaflet sender"
It cracked me up
I saw that! That’s why I started this thread. It’s a shame to miss these little nuggets."
The bizarre and unexpected joys of fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM
By PinkGenie
Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.
Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.
I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs
By Tuberose
Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?
By PinkGenie
No one at all!!
I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.
I'm a total nightmare! "
I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex.... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready.
And I thought that got missed.
Haha I had missed this! Get that snorkel on good sir, and don't come up for air til I say you can "
Thank god i've got good lungs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM
By PinkGenie
Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.
Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.
I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs
By Tuberose
Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?
By PinkGenie
No one at all!!
I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.
I'm a total nightmare! I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex.... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies, have YOU ever been DICKMATISED?
By Sharedow
This really is a thing then.
What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?
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By Nora the explorer
Mingeatised
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By Lacey_Red
Mingematised |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM
By PinkGenie
Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.
Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.
I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs
By Tuberose
Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?
By PinkGenie
No one at all!!
I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.
I'm a total nightmare! I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex.... "
I think you're safe! I've never had a relationship with someone ten years younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready.
And I thought that got missed. "
I actually had a mental image of you with a mask and snorkel when I read that |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Whats your favourite position
By ---kitty likes to play---
Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot
Downsides... We both get very wet.
By Chunky Gent
Snorkel at the ready.
And I thought that got missed.
I actually had a mental image of you with a mask and snorkel when I read that "
I just hope you don't need therapy after that image. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM
By PinkGenie
Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.
Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.
I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs
By Tuberose
Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?
By PinkGenie
No one at all!!
I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.
I'm a total nightmare! I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....
I think you're safe! I've never had a relationship with someone ten years younger "
I just noticed we made it here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM
By PinkGenie
Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.
Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.
I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs
By Tuberose
Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?
By PinkGenie
No one at all!!
I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.
I'm a total nightmare! I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....
I think you're safe! I've never had a relationship with someone ten years younger
I just noticed we made it here "
Yep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Name two Forum users who would make a great couple
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By Crazykittykat
Sparkles and nyc as they already bicker like an old married couple
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By Sparkle1974
Omg no...I've only just divorced him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I've been quoted . Made my day that has.
I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious
You have now "
I actually pictured Tea stamping his foot saying that, hands on hips |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
" I've been quoted . Made my day that has.
I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious
You have now
I actually pictured Tea stamping his foot saying that, hands on hips "
Pfft I *never* do that!!
*stamps feet* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I've been quoted . Made my day that has.
I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious
You have now
I actually pictured Tea stamping his foot saying that, hands on hips
Pfft I *never* do that!!
*stamps feet* "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Name two Forum users who would make a great couple
By Lornajo83
Leo blooms and Devil Angel!
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By LeoBlooms
If she's an angel then she's far too good for me and if she's a devil then I'm sure her sins weren't bad enough to deserve such punishment !
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By Devil-Angel
That's the nicest rejection I've ever had I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Weird things you find attractive
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By Wonko the Sane
A woman in a wetsuit 
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By Jools and the brain
A wetsuit or a wet suit?
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By Meli
I'm going for decent sized noses. Big noses to be less polite.
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By bemorefrida
I kid you not Meli, I was reading an actual proper science article on how the size of a man's nose is correlated to his cock size. So you may be on to something there
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By ---kitty likes to play---
Men who are injured/in pain. Don't judge me! I think it makes me want to look after them lol |
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