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over a year ago
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1. Stare at them all night then chicken out.
2. Follow them around and wait til I am d*unk and fall on them.
3. Clumsily try to join in without any encouragement or permission.
4. Treat them as human beings and smile and say hi!
Which one do you reckon OP?  |
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How to approach:
Smile
Smell nice and clean.
Introduce yourself
May ask "do you come here often?" Or similar.
If you get "cold shoulder" reply, move on to someone else, don't crowd them or follow them wherever they go.
How NOT to approach (yes, all those happened in real life):
-Ask "Are you playing?"
-Sit close to them and watch without saying anything or even start wanking.
-follow the people everywhere without talking to them, even stroking yourself from time to time
-try touching without asking.
Basically- however you behave in a pub, behave in a swingers club when approaching people. As you wouldn't come to a woman in a pub and start feeling her up straight away, would you? |
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"1. Stare at them all night then chicken out.
2. Follow them around and wait til I am d*unk and fall on them.
3. Clumsily try to join in without any encouragement or permission.
4. Treat them as human beings and smile and say hi!
Which one do you reckon OP? "
Number 4 is best. Thanks guys x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Stare at them all night then chicken out.
2. Follow them around and wait til I am d*unk and fall on them.
3. Clumsily try to join in without any encouragement or permission.
4. Treat them as human beings and smile and say hi!
Which one do you reckon OP? "
1
definitely 1  |
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"How do you approach people in a swingers club?
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You have to do a little two step dance as you approach, both hands making a chopping motion whilst singing like a songbird.
Otherwise you’ll get barred.  |
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"1. Stare at them all night then chicken out.
2. Follow them around and wait til I am d*unk and fall on them.
3. Clumsily try to join in without any encouragement or permission.
4. Treat them as human beings and smile and say hi!
Which one do you reckon OP? "
I’m number 1 haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Stare at them all night then chicken out.
2. Follow them around and wait til I am d*unk and fall on them.
3. Clumsily try to join in without any encouragement or permission.
4. Treat them as human beings and smile and say hi!
Which one do you reckon OP? "
Definitely no 2 |
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