Pet names

By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

Was rewatching a comedian dvd and he used the world VELP to describe his partner that had me in hysterics. Vaginally Endowed Life Partner

It got me thinking. What’s the funniest thing you’ve allied your partner and got away with it?

By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Skanky shagpiece

By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My ex's nickname was mrs moo, because she once said she could be a right cow at times

By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Bitch face, in my defence her pet name for me was Shithead