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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

the Starship Enterprise?

Then you are probably boldly off somewhere where no man or woman etc has gone before!

Neither wants to?

I will leave the rest of the thread to the in-joke trekkies....but remember some of you were not around for the first James T Kirk or friends...those originals!

So tread carefully as outer space can be full of surprises!!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Quite a few of us have been explored more than once

They re-run the old series on Sky so no one misses out

or in the words of Spock himself “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” or summat like that ... beam me up Scotty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quite a few of us have been explored more than once

They re-run the old series on Sky so no one misses out

or in the words of Spock himself “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” or summat like that ... beam me up Scotty

"
"The ship has been hit Captain and the beam is not working"

"What are we to do"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did someone mention the starship enterprise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did someone mention the starship enterprise?

Px "
Capital letters please for such important transport!

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm one of the guys in the red shirts, who always dies at the hand of whatever alien threat is attacking and you get McCoy saying "he's dead Jim"

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"did someone mention the starship enterprise?

Px Capital letters please for such important transport!"
oh you mean NCC1701A

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm one of the guys in the red shirts, who always dies at the hand of whatever alien threat is attacking and you get McCoy saying "he's dead Jim""

just like that "he's dead Jim" no returning from that amount of decisiveness!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Quite a few of us have been explored more than once

They re-run the old series on Sky so no one misses out

or in the words of Spock himself “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” or summat like that ... beam me up Scotty

"The ship has been hit Captain and the beam is not working"

"What are we to do"?"
please tell me I'm not the only one that read that and heard it in Scottys voice ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did someone mention the starship enterprise?

Px Capital letters please for such important transport! oh you mean NCC1701A"
Thumbs up!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Fortunately I'm not one of the guys in a red Jersey. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fortunately I'm not one of the guys in a red Jersey. Luke "
I have no idea who the red Jersey guys are either! I watched mine in black and white!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

"
For descriptive purposes please translate into english!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I think my impulse drive is broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my impulse drive is broken "
"The impulse drive is down my laddie, we can fix it yet"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my impulse drive is broken "The impulse drive is down my laddie, we can fix it yet""
Or turn a quarter to starboard that may help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

For descriptive purposes please translate into english!"

For translation it would have to be written in another language. But as your brain is slow on Sunday morning, I would make an effort...

Oddly enough, the transporter sent Hoshi Sato and landed her with her mouth wide opened onto my lap.. is that better for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

For descriptive purposes please translate into english!

For translation it would have to be written in another language. But as your brain is slow on Sunday morning, I would make an effort...

Oddly enough, the transporter sent Hoshi Sato and landed her with her mouth wide opened onto my lap.. is that better for you "
Who the hell is Hoshi Sato!? You think I'm some expert or something!! Transporter does make sense though!

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

[Removed by poster at 02/05/21 09:37:16]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

For descriptive purposes please translate into english!

For translation it would have to be written in another language. But as your brain is slow on Sunday morning, I would make an effort...

Oddly enough, the transporter sent Hoshi Sato and landed her with her mouth wide opened onto my lap.. is that better for you Who the hell is Hoshi Sato!? You think I'm some expert or something!! Transporter does make sense though!

"
Question: Does she suck cock on command?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

For descriptive purposes please translate into english!

For translation it would have to be written in another language. But as your brain is slow on Sunday morning, I would make an effort...

One of the characters in Star Trek. she’s Korean actress check her out Linda Park...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's life Jim, but not as we know it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oddly the transporter land Hoshi Sato open mouth right on my lap

For descriptive purposes please translate into english!

For translation it would have to be written in another language. But as your brain is slow on Sunday morning, I would make an effort...

One of the characters in Star Trek. she’s Korean actress check her out Linda Park... "
Did so and thanks for your humourous input!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it ..."
...Did he really say that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/21 09:37:16]"
This person mentioned the O'Briens as swingers so I am going to out her for doing so...then escaping so rapidly!

Do the O'Briens exist as characters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/21 09:37:16] This person mentioned the O'Briens as swingers so I am going to out her for doing so...then escaping so rapidly!

Do the O'Briens exist as characters?"
Are Irish people foolish enough to go on space travel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/05/21 09:37:16] This person mentioned the O'Briens as swingers so I am going to out her for doing so...then escaping so rapidly!

Do the O'Briens exist as characters? Are Irish people foolish enough to go on space travel?"
Though I do understand they may be US Irish!

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I just hope I don't catch a case of the tribbles.

I've heard they can be troublesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just hope I don't catch a case of the tribbles.

I've heard they can be troublesome. "
Tribbles or dribbles as in leaking fluids?

Take your pick!

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