Biscuit in the tea. The splash, the biscuit bobbing a couple of the times before descending to the bottom of the mug, all the while you're left recounting all the things that went wrong in your life... |
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"I don't dunk biscuits so the latter would be worse for me.
What's worse - paper cut between fingers or proper stubbing your big toe."
Oooh at least stubbing the toes will go quicker. Those paper cuts hang around |
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"I don't dunk biscuits so the latter would be worse for me.
What's worse - paper cut between fingers or proper stubbing your big toe."
I used to get a lot of paper cuts working in an engineering office trying to put A0 or A1 light sensitive paper through an amonia printer. Now that stung - didn't smell so brilliant either 
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"I don't dunk biscuits so the latter would be worse for me.
What's worse - paper cut between fingers or proper stubbing your big toe.
Oooh at least stubbing the toes will go quicker. Those paper cuts hang around"
I broke my big toe in a pool once, d*unk and playing a game with work colleagues  |
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Definitely dropping a biscuit in my coffee.
It devastates me and gives me a momentary feeling of panic... do I save the biscuit and risk burning my fingers? Do I have time to get a spoon? Or let it sink like Jack in Titanic but try to remember not to drink all my coffee and not risk biscuit mush get past my lips.
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"Definitely dropping a biscuit in my coffee.
It devastates me and gives me a momentary feeling of panic... do I save the biscuit and risk burning my fingers? Do I have time to get a spoon? Or let it sink like Jack in Titanic but try to remember not to drink all my coffee and not risk biscuit mush get past my lips.
NBVN x "
If you’re quick enough,get another biscuit and scoop the other one out before it’s too late.  |
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"Definitely dropping a biscuit in my coffee.
It devastates me and gives me a momentary feeling of panic... do I save the biscuit and risk burning my fingers? Do I have time to get a spoon? Or let it sink like Jack in Titanic but try to remember not to drink all my coffee and not risk biscuit mush get past my lips.
NBVN x "
Give the mug a swirl when you get near the bottom and the mush isn't so bad  |
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"Definitely dropping a biscuit in my coffee.
It devastates me and gives me a momentary feeling of panic... do I save the biscuit and risk burning my fingers? Do I have time to get a spoon? Or let it sink like Jack in Titanic but try to remember not to drink all my coffee and not risk biscuit mush get past my lips.
NBVN x
Give the mug a swirl when you get near the bottom and the mush isn't so bad "
Oh eww I had a sick burp just reading that...nope
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"Definitely dropping a biscuit in my coffee.
It devastates me and gives me a momentary feeling of panic... do I save the biscuit and risk burning my fingers? Do I have time to get a spoon? Or let it sink like Jack in Titanic but try to remember not to drink all my coffee and not risk biscuit mush get past my lips.
NBVN x
If you’re quick enough,get another biscuit and scoop the other one out before it’s too late. "
Ooh good thinking, will try to remember that tactic. If I lose 2 biscuits then I will hunt you down Mr
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"Definitely dropping a biscuit in my coffee.
It devastates me and gives me a momentary feeling of panic... do I save the biscuit and risk burning my fingers? Do I have time to get a spoon? Or let it sink like Jack in Titanic but try to remember not to drink all my coffee and not risk biscuit mush get past my lips.
NBVN x
If you’re quick enough,get another biscuit and scoop the other one out before it’s too late.
Ooh good thinking, will try to remember that tactic. If I lose 2 biscuits then I will hunt you down Mr
NBVN x "
You have to be quick tho! (But I’ll hide just in case!) |
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"I don't dunk biscuits so the latter would be worse for me.
What's worse - paper cut between fingers or proper stubbing your big toe."
Both bad but standing on a plug or Lego tops both of these I think
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"When your biscuit drops in your tea or your Dorito snaps off in the dip? "
Biscuit in drink is actually THE WORST! Chips'n'dips you just use another chip to scoop it out. Biscuit in drink is terminal  |
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