It’s amazing how many fellas on here describe themselves as being a professional massage therapist. Has anyone on here actually had a proper massage from a Fab member? We could be interested so long as they do a good job.
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Not a professional in the slightest but I do like giving a massage. Stems from the human anatomy and muscle structure. Realigning and in knotting muscles for the body to relax, unwind. You know the feeling you get after a massage, everything feels like it’s flowing properly. Knowing I’ve helped and given that release is enjoyable. The benefit of having a woman’s body in my hands is an added bonus 
And before I’m ask no! There’s no one on here who can recommend me for it lol. |
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha "
What’s a good way to help release a sciatic nerve? |
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I'm sometimes tempted as my back is a constant mess of knots and tension, but I'm not entirely sold on the qualifications of some of these professionals! |
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha "
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!! 
Many years ago I used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring |
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I had a sports massage, but it wasn't one of these so-called qualified masseurs that randomly message...I had an ouchy back and put a status on to see if anyone local could recommend anyone as the guy I used to go to had moved away. Several people recommended him, a meet was never even hinted at, I went to the gym that he works at and paid him for a professional service...and we had a pleasant chat about the oddities of Fab while he did it  |
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!
Many years ago I
used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring "
Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ... 
PS there isn't actually  |
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!
Many years ago I
used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring
Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ...
PS there isn't actually "
I've been to people like you and I hate you in the moment and thank you later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!
Many years ago I
used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring
Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ...
PS there isn't actually "
Tap out!!! 
My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!
His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!
Many years ago I
used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring
Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ...
PS there isn't actually
Tap out!!!
My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!
His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that "
Erm.... do you have his number?
Asking for a friend.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!
Many years ago I
used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring
Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ...
PS there isn't actually
Tap out!!!
My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!
His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that
Erm.... do you have his number?
Asking for a friend.... "
I ceremoniously burnt his phone number.... Sorry |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha
Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!
Many years ago I
used to visit a sports physio.
Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment
I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop
Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring
Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ...
PS there isn't actually
Tap out!!!
My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!
His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that
Erm.... do you have his number?
Asking for a friend....
I ceremoniously burnt his phone number.... Sorry "
My friend will be sad. |
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