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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just got reminded on another post of a well known Life of Brian phrase "The people's popular front of Judea"
Which ones are your favourites from any of the Monty Python films or tv shows?
My personal favourite (because I'm a language nerd!) is :
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: "..annus"?
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "..anni" ?
Centurion: "Romani"[Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: Er, "Go"
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go" ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder. |
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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago
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From now on I want to be called loretta.
Where’s the foetus going to gestate? Going to keep it in a box?
It’s symbolic of our struggle against the Romans. No it’s symbolic of his struggle against reality!
That whole scene ...... makes me hurt laughing every time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Might as well do...
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
Aaaaaand
Always look on the bright side of life |
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By *arah_TGTV/TS
over a year ago
amesbury |
Dead Parrot Sketch
It’s not pining, It’s passed on!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!
It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
It’s metabolic processes are now history!
It has kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! |
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"Dead Parrot Sketch
It’s not pining, It’s passed on!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!
It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
It’s metabolic processes are now history!
It has kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
Awwww you got there before me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As you're a language nerd OP, this one, from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, is one of my favourites:
Maitre D': Ah, good afternoon, sir! And how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE: Better.
Maitre D': Better?
MR. CREOSOTE: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
Now for the language nerd bit ... this translates perfectly into French including the play on words. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you the Judean Peoples Front?...
Nah, fuck off....we're the Peoples Front of Judea!! ....Judeans Peoples Front, wankers!"
Where's the popular front?
He's over there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Or
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberies, no go away before I taunt you a second time"
yes! also ...
tis but a scratch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
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By *hedireCouple
over a year ago
wigan |
My hovercraft is full of eels.
That one has made it's way into the error messages library of the computer operating system i specialise in. The rest of the sketch is also very good. Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I can't believe nobody mentioned Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken; To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away; And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
“Bally Jerry, pranged his kite, right in the how’s yer fathers. Hairy blighter, dickie birdied, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy....and flipped over on his Betty Harper’s”
Cue much confusion from his fellow WW1 pilots, who don’t get his banter. |
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