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What are the rules of dogging?
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.
Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.
In reality I have no idea ... sorry  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.
Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.
In reality I have no idea ... sorry
Fight club fan? "
Maybe  |
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"Rule 1: You don’t need a dog
Rule 2: You probably need a car
Rule 3: awwww fuck it, this was never gonna be a particularly funny post anyway.... bollocks "
Laughed more at that than I thought I would!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.
Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.
In reality I have no idea ... sorry
Dammit that’s what I came here to say "
Hahahahahahahaha whoops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have to what the different sequence of light flashes mean.. Also interior lighting and widows/doors opened /closed mean different things i think too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to what the different sequence of light flashes mean.. Also interior lighting and widows/doors opened /closed mean different things i think too "
Yes I believe that’s the main gist
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? "
I’ve often wondered this.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ?
I’ve often wondered this.... "
Dont think the dogger types are that bothered each to there own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sorry OP, ive not been dogging in years so i haven't got a clue on what the 'rules' are anymore.
however i came here for the LOL comments and i was not disappointed Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? "
Think there are a few 24 hours spots based on the number of empty cars parked up just of the motorway near Nottingham. Suppose the pitch black problem is resolved.
Each to their own I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Top tip a small dog is easier to carry when they get tired. Next tip is you will need a blindfold this is for you to put on your self because from looking at the profiles I see that advertise dogging meets there as rough as.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nevee been but its on our list of things to try, Guess its the same as in a club, watch, play with yourself and wait to be asked to join in?! X"
take a ball with you see of the other diggers want to fetch it as well.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recall the documentary some years back on Dogging.
Seemed that it's clearly something not everybody is comfortable their partner getting involved with for obvious reasons.
Great masks though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to what the different sequence of light flashes mean.. Also interior lighting and widows/doors opened /closed mean different things i think too
Yes I believe that’s the main gist
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if it’s blue run like hell |
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"Nevee been but its on our list of things to try, Guess its the same as in a club, watch, play with yourself and wait to be asked to join in?! X take a ball with you see of the other diggers want to fetch it as well."
Well I like to think I have good ball skills but definitely not into running around! Can think of much more fun ways to burn some calories;)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you see a car rocking like mad approach slowly. If it barks don’t peep through the window, the dog don’t like it!
If you can see a smiling face drawing appearing then that’s ok.. but don’t get your fly out until the window open. If you are lucky an open mouth would show up, take it as an offer but it might have a beard or moustache or lipsticks it’s up to you.
The jackpot is when the door open and you get a voice inviting you inside. But don’t get excited yet, they might just want a game of cards or monopoly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ignore her. She knows nothing.
Wait behind a bush until a car pulls up.
If it's yellow, blue and very noisy..... run  "
lol would it be Rodney or Del turning up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So i’ve been a few times but never actually got involved how does it work? What do you just show up to the car or wait for a signal ? Any one here to help  "
I think it’s
Meet up
Have bareback sex
Catch a disease
Spread the disease around a bit
Go to the doctors
Take tablets
Repeat |
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Take a thermo flask , crossword , except to talk to other men about 7 across beginning with aT 10 letters , then football , then other no action sites ,,, get excited when a car arrives only to find another single man ,, talk about lack of couples , go home |
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Visit and observe, without doing anything. It's how we learn. You'll notice local habits too.
Be respectful to everyone always. Don't persistently park, drive off and repeat, as it's disruptive and impacts on others.
Single guys should expect to get out of their vehicle. Get some exercise. Don't overload others, like a swarm of locusts, unless you are actively invited over. Do everything by consent. It's fine to be cautious at first, whilst learning and getting a sense of things.
Take safer sex supplies.
Be sensitive to silent and other indications from people. Don't continue, until they have to shout to get you to leave them alone.
Above all, at the moment, respect the covid-19 laws, which only permit socially distanced outdoors groups of upto 6 people, for social meets pnly. Late June is the likely earliest point that you could have a physical meet with others |
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"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? "
Carrots and Supermoons are your friends |
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