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I want to break freeeeee.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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C'mon one, c'mon all....
You know deep down that no matter how strong your fab flirting game is, there will be people you chat with, banter with in the forums or admire from afar that have pushed you inadvertently (or intentionally) into
*echo effect on*
THE FRIENDZONE...Zone...zone....
*echo effect off*
Now is your chance to break free of the shackles of "just good friends" and declare publically, or in private, that you want to dance the funky chicken with someone in their budoir.
Play nicely and remember folks, it's all a bit of fun! |
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I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging  .
I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging .
I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else "
He's a hard one to crack even if you do try solving his maths profile. |
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"I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging .
I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else
He's a hard one to crack even if you do try solving his maths profile. "
He is! I shall continue to stalk and pester though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.
And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock."
You had me at hello
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"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at. 
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are 
PS who laughed??  . I’ll fuckin sort em!  "
Unless it was Princess Peach. She scares the shit outta me! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em! "
I know - I'm just bloody adorable.
It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.
They're not laughing at me now. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em!
Unless it was Princess Peach. She scares the shit outta me! "
I don't think she's ever spoken to me. |
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"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em!
I know - I'm just bloody adorable.
It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.
They're not laughing at me now. "
I got called a fat ugly diva this morning  . |
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"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em!
I know - I'm just bloody adorable.
It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.
They're not laughing at me now. "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em!
I know - I'm just bloody adorable.
It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.
They're not laughing at me now.
I got called a fat ugly diva this morning . "
Oi. You're not a diva.  |
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"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em!
I know - I'm just bloody adorable.
It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.
They're not laughing at me now.
I got called a fat ugly diva this morning .
Oi. You're not a diva. "
. I’m actually not but I can see why people may think it.
And cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging .
I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else "
Shit. I found out about the clitoris. Read and studied it via womens' magazines. Then I had to do the same after the G-Spot came out. Learnt more about them over t'internet.
Now, at my age, I find out about the pickle. When did I miss that one?
Still, now that I know, I will study hard. That's what made so good with a clitoris and a G-Spot. Are you ready for a pickle tickling that will rock your world? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em! "
Take a breath Nora, put the gun down...slooooowly now. That’s it. Now come and have a cup of tea and some lovely cream cakes |
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"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.
Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.
But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are
PS who laughed?? . I’ll fuckin sort em!
Take a breath Nora, put the gun down...slooooowly now. That’s it. Now come and have a cup of tea and some lovely cream cakes"
. I’d love too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.
And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock."
In defence of guys like that (me included) we're not great at picking up subtle hints  |
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"I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging .
I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else
Shit. I found out about the clitoris. Read and studied it via womens' magazines. Then I had to do the same after the G-Spot came out. Learnt more about them over t'internet.
Now, at my age, I find out about the pickle. When did I miss that one?
Still, now that I know, I will study hard. That's what made so good with a clitoris and a G-Spot. Are you ready for a pickle tickling that will rock your world?"
Whilst you’re looking for my pickle can you see if you can find my g spot too and let me know where it is. Thankyou muchly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally I don't care about being friendzoned.
It's irrelevant.
I'm not going to be upset because I can't fuck someone who I find attractive.
And if they don't feel about me the way I feel about them guess what... I will live. I won't be crying on my death bed because I didn't get to lay every woman I fancied.
And conversely I won't be laying on my death bed thinking about all the women I did lay. That's not how life works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging .
I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else
Shit. I found out about the clitoris. Read and studied it via womens' magazines. Then I had to do the same after the G-Spot came out. Learnt more about them over t'internet.
Now, at my age, I find out about the pickle. When did I miss that one?
Still, now that I know, I will study hard. That's what made so good with a clitoris and a G-Spot. Are you ready for a pickle tickling that will rock your world?
Whilst you’re looking for my pickle can you see if you can find my g spot too and let me know where it is. Thankyou muchly "
No problem. It's differs for each lady but we always discover it. We just both will have to be an explorer.
Back to the thread. I only have a few connections on here but I think I have just been "friended". |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.
And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock.
In defence of guys like that (me included) we're not great at picking up subtle hints "
I'm approximately as subtle as a brick through a window.
A brick attached to a wrecking ball |
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