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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Breaking news....
I have just heard that Lorna has a dead Bush...
It has happily sat around her house for 13 years but due to neglect it has died
Can we take a moment to mourn the loss of Lornas bush......
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"Breaking news....
I have just heard that Lorna has a dead Bush...
It has happily sat around her house for 13 years but due to neglect it has died
Can we take a moment to mourn the loss of Lornas bush......
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Was it the smell of her socks that pushed it over the edge.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breaking news....
I have just heard that Lorna has a dead Bush...
It has happily sat around her house for 13 years but due to neglect it has died
Can we take a moment to mourn the loss of Lornas bush......
Was it the smell of her socks that pushed it over the edge. "
Oi!!! My socks and the feet inside them smell of roses! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I shall wear black and close my curtains
RIP Lorna’s bush 
Thank you.
It severed me well but is no more!
Did you have no help in caring for it? "
I did try to give it a trim a few times but it didnt seem to help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just held a two minute silence. 
Its appreciated. Its a sad day!
I’m lighting a Yankee candle now  "
My bush appreciates your efforts of remembrance. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I feel your pain LornaJo.
I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x
Mine had huge holes in!  "
It did...people walking past would often stop and peer in! |
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"I feel your pain LornaJo.
I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x
Mine had huge holes in!
It did...people walking past would often stop and peer in!"
Ah, one of THOSE bushes...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask how did bush die , I mean neglect , accidental or just good old age ? Feel free to talk /confess ,,,, maybe lessons could be learnt "
Well I just sort of left it alone and gave it a trim every month in the spring/summer and just left it alone the rest of the time but apparently it had fungus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sad time for you..its nesting time too.. cant cut my bush.."
It's OK even the birds wouldn't nest in it was so manky so they nest in the eaves of my house instead. |
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Maybe the council could pop over and assess what’s left where bush was ? Lots of options , maybe insert something you like and call regularly to treat it and keep you happy , we do pay council tax and I would love to see your new bush grow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear that but please tell me you decided to cremate it because you know...
Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall. "
To be fair, a wall's not gonna die on you, now. Solid choice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ding Dong, the bush is dead
Which bush dead?
The lorna bush
Ding Dong, the bush is dead!
Happy day!
Wake up you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of that bed
Wake up, the bush is dead
Its gone where the goblins go below, below, below
Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out
Sing the news out
Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the bushy MCbush is dead!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear that but please tell me you decided to cremate it because you know...
Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall.
To be fair, a wall's not gonna die on you, now. Solid choice "
This is very true.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Lorna. Words cannot convey the sadness I've felt at the loss of your bush. It is only not I've been able to articulate myself.
Please accept my condolences. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Ding Dong, the bush is dead
Which bush dead?
The lorna bush
Ding Dong, the bush is dead!
Happy day!
Wake up you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of that bed
Wake up, the bush is dead
Its gone where the goblins go below, below, below
Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out
Sing the news out
Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the bushy MCbush is dead!
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I’ve sang that out loud ..... I may need to record this and send to Lorna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ding Dong, the bush is dead
Which bush dead?
The lorna bush
Ding Dong, the bush is dead!
Happy day!
Wake up you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of that bed
Wake up, the bush is dead
Its gone where the goblins go below, below, below
Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out
Sing the news out
Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the bushy MCbush is dead!
I’ve sang that out loud ..... I may need to record this and send to Lorna "
Oh my goodness I love this.
And cookie I look forward to listening to your rendition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall. "
Reading this thread defaulting to innuendos, this is my favourite quote"
Its going to be a big wall as it was a very big bush! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Hope you've given it a proper send off! 
Ohh hello lovely, its been a while.
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Helllooooo! I was away in the States and caught covid so wasn't around as really wasn't well
Back til late summer I think though now
Hope you n yours are good (meaning Ash, not your bush!)  |
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