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Sorry for starting it again but i couldnt resist
You know the rules so be gentle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Master of the single entendre... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invented the egg whisk and can't say the word 'cheese'. |
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loves to dance the gay gordon to house music |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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keeps telling blatant lies about folk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry for starting it again but i couldnt resist
You know the rules so be gentle "
Not again grrrrrrr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dyes her pubic thatch purple and is allergic to the colour blue. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Dyes her pubic thatch purple and is allergic to the colour blue. "
has an extra long sausage....roll  |
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"Sorry for starting it again but i couldnt resist
You know the rules so be gentle
Not again grrrrrrr "
lmao sorry  |
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was a nun untill 3 months ago and used to sneak out of the convent to get to her swinging meets |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"was a nun untill 3 months ago and used to sneak out of the convent to get to her swinging meets"
i still have the habit
is really the pope |
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"was a nun untill 3 months ago and used to sneak out of the convent to get to her swinging meetsi still have the habit
is really the pope "
sshhhhhhhh you promised not to tell, bless you my child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is secretly the love child of Bungle and Freddie from Rainbow. |
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cant wait to dust her halloween broom off x |
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Doesn't play, doesn't meet, doesn't munch, doesn't leave the house, loves pot noodles |
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The inventor of sherbet dib dabs and elbow patches on cardigans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has a regular market stall selling part worn sex toys and cabbage. |
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Supplier to discerning market stalls
Wipes bum with cabbage leaves |
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Owes me for six bags of cabbage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wrote 'cruciferous vegetables of Britain: A spotters guide', and hates anything Norwegian. |
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"Wrote 'cruciferous vegetables of Britain: A spotters guide', and hates anything Norwegian. "
Oi, I love Blue Parrots
Works as a temp at Costa Coffee |
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Thinks a new avatar will get him more meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a lasagne that is called Elvis  |
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The new av is a disguise,
Bathes in lasagne under a new moon in any month with an r in it
Also snorts Parmesan like its coca cola |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is secretly Elvis the lasagne |
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Is a naked Italian elvis impersonator
With a tiny minestrone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Covers themselves in butter and rolls around on a freshly cut lawn shouting lick me! lick me! |
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Is actually Don Warrington's love child
Wears Hawian shirts everyday |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Is actually Don Warrington's love child
Wears Hawian shirts everyday "
sniffs frogspawn |
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Swaddled herself in old men's combinations |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Swaddled herself in old men's combinations"
Drove one of the balckcabs for the spice girls...then copped a feel when he helped said spicegirl out of cab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wipe cats bums at the station |
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It was ginger, she was gagging for it and she is a real ginger too
Thinks the moody wearing shades look is cool
Not when yer wiping a cats bum with a cabbage leaf it aint |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Has a nickname for his co*k,
now hes taaking matters into his own hands.. |
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I cal it Percy and I have it tattooed on the side, naughty girls know its real name is Percival
Masturbates from side to side, because of the lack of length |
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I saw the Earl of Lucan at a swinger's party last month.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its a weave |
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is the man in the malteaser advert |
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Have zimmer frame races along the prom |
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wears mirrored glasses so he can see his reflection in windows |
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Wear matching kinky kagouls with dainty finger holes |
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wears licorice allsorts wellies when buying his pants in primarni x |
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Plays hunt the sausage with Bertie Bassett |
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"Plays hunt the sausage with Bertie Bassett "
pmsl or hunt the donut with muffin the mule lol
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Scottish couple who eat haggis all day at weekends
Only interested in repeats of Jeremy Kyle during the week |
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digs for potatoes on his allotment and sells them to onestop |
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Has a potato kink
Slicing them and stuffing up arse like a moneybox |
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works in maccy dees as a bun spreader x |
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You wanna go large?
Lost their happy starburger franchise When the colonel came licking his fingers |
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super size me lol xx you nutter |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
keeps ferrets in his pants,and for a bit of fun sends in a rabbit |
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has a fetish for hiding in the wardrobe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has no interest in group sex |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
hides her fetish gear in the wardrobe and pretends to be straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has sex sporadically with nuns and vicars |
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has a pair of clackerstied to his sporan |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
hides his frilly pink nylon knickers in his sporran |
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has a stand in job for the local cheerleaders |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers to wear big off whit grannie pants |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
and your point is
wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails |
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Not bad legs for a bloke, used to hang around the coal miners showers selling second hand soapy bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and your point is
wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails"
was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it |
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works in local car wash as a bug scraper x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"works in local car wash as a bug scraper x"
is a bug in a local car wash |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"and your point is
wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails
was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it "
wears laderhosen,but only on bank holidays |
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lady bug here lol
is the model for lurpak light as an after sun lotion |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
normally wears her stockings on here legs - and then performs handstands
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and your point is
wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails
was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it wears laderhosen,but only on bank holidays"
strums her guitar to pics of fat men in lederhosen - and not only on bank holidays ! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
has crispy skin,cos doesnt use sun lotion x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lady bug here lol
is the model for lurpak light as an after sun lotion"
oh that's made me chuckle |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"and your point is
wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails
was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it wears laderhosen,but only on bank holidays
strums her guitar to pics of fat men in lederhosen - and not only on bank holidays !"
damn you sussed me out
is the fat man she strums her guitar to |
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Makes toasted sandwiches from prawn cocktail crisps and excema |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers being blocked to making up replies in the forum |
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borrows his sisters sox when he cant his own |
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saves his stiff soxs n sells em on the net x |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
he buys your old smelly socks to sniff |
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i dont wear soxs  im going to start now lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
has a secret goat herd in the back of there yonder |
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Tried getting a guy to wank into a stocking, upset when it dribbled out like a tea bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Je suis un rockstar  |
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Pornstar name is Steve Spunkswallower
Wears used spandex underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nicked Bruce Willis's vest |
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Once went to Outer Mongolia & found their inner selves 
Both wear latex on Sundays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stole BamBam's latex for his own use today
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Stole BamBam's latex for his own use today
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never learnt to "walk the dinosaur" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was actually running from the dinosaurs |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Was actually running from the dinosaurs "
has rude names for the older women of the forums |
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Her tits are actually 1 gooseberry and quite astonishingly 1/2 an apricot
has never finished a sudoku puzzle |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Is the head of Mensa with an IQ of 210 - but still cant wipe his own bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spends all his time perving the local bus drivers |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
in their spare time go up to London and hang a round outside MI5 pretending to work there |
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Watches fabsters playing I spy outside MI6 headquarters while queuing to get into the royal vauxhall tavern. One day he will be up there, on stage in the drag revue |
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for one night and one night only lilly go lightly will perform a burlesque to the highland fling |
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Barred from their local Darby and Joan club for dancing a fan dance to Ravels bolero on the bar during the Sunday night bingo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Barred from their local Darby and Joan club for dancing a fan dance to Ravels bolero on the bar during the Sunday night bingo"
has never worn shades, but has huge eyes |
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Love melons too
Too posh to wear a bra, employs a flunky to hold her unfeasably shaped bosums up
It's ok until the flunky trips on a kerb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves me loads "
is infact a darlick , and no stairs cant save you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will end this post....... |
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Works down a coalmine
Has garlic bread with every meal |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Hates Black Sabbath, AC/DC and Pink Floyd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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real name tale fafemme ................ |
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fell into the gorilla enclosure! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
is susan boyles number one fan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pulled her in |
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took out pablos eye when using her thong as a sling shot! |
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Sells her used thongs to innocent boy scouts as catapults |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moonlights as Tom Cruses body double. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paints animal faces on her norks and hides in racks of cuddly toys to frighten the kids. |
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Can't find a bra to fit her
Is really a bus driver from Milton Keynes |
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Still laughing at the scarey norks
PorUing milk on his shreddies has nothing to do with breakfast |
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Only socializes after 6 cans of Red Bull
Took his cat for a walk & got arrested for dogging under the trades description act |
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ena sharples is still waiting for him to paint her fence |
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gave a police man a blow job so as not to get a speeding ticket |
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man from atlantis couldnt find the off mode for his night goggles |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Has several things in common with post spice .... Bunion, boob job , and married to a guy called David, ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Head...wall...head....wall it goes on! |
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knits vests out of spagetti for him lol |
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Covers vests in tomato sauce and boils them for dinner |
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with fish fingers and peas mmmm |
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Sprinkles Parmesan cheese on his cock before he has a wank
Plays hoop-la with spaghetti hoops on his cock, regrettably they all fit |
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Still takes a pack up lunch to work as can't work out how to open a Pot Noodle
Has a treasured collection of long deceased wasps on his windowsill |
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plants the cabbages in gardners world |
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over a year ago
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Eats baked beans out of a cowboy hat every lunch time while reading a 1994 copy of Fiesta readers wives |
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Only person to be the victim in a sheep worrying trial |
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Sleeptalks in Swahili
Sleepwalks in Susan's stockings suspenders & stilettos |
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Taking Swahili lessons in the hope he sleepwalks |
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Attends doctors surgery early on a Monday morning to goose all the old ladies
Has dreadlocks in his pubes |
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His birthday is on April the 1st |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
has vagazzled his cock and shaved an arrow, pointing down into his chest hair.. |
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"has vagazzled his cock and shaved an arrow, pointing down into his chest hair.."
You know me so well
Only cooks Sunday dinners on a Saturday |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
watching corri on catch up so he can crack on out over dedrie.... |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wanted to cook roast beef with chestnuts - but did not want to be castrated |
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Eats Oxtail soup while it's still attached to the Ox
Walks with a dodgy limp when claiming benefit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He is a Derbyshire cowboy |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
is selling dodgy fake copies of 50 shades of orange to dale winton and his friends. |
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Steals charity tins from cornershop counters
Blows raspberries at little kids |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Got sacked as a morris dancer, as his bells n stick werent big enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Monty Im here!
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
is secretly addicted to collecting used porn mags to smell them. |
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Was rejected as a reader's wife as she was not married & can't read
Bakes Fairy Cakes several times a day to feed her two cats Tle Dum & Tle Dee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once failed as a stunt double for dave from chas and dave and now makes a living as a fluffer for ron jeremy |
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Actually owns a Tonka Truck
Goes to bingo every Saturday night with his auntie Doris who drinks him under the table |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually owns a Tonka Truck
Goes to bingo every Saturday night with his auntie Doris who drinks him under the table "
apart from the fact I don't have an auntie doris that isn't far from the truth lol |
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Dreams about Ron Jeremy on a peculiarly regular basis
Always wanted to be in a boy band |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dreams about Ron Jeremy on a peculiarly regular basis
Always wanted to be in a boy band "
Wishes he was Ron Jeremy... But is more like Ron Weasley... |
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Keeps one weasel and one ferret down his trousers
Only sings in falsetto now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeps one weasel and one ferret down his trousers
Only sings in falsetto now "
Coming from Victoria Beckhams singing coach, I'll take that as a compliment... |
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Is a translator for Golden Balls
Can't do the Yankee accent though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a translator for Golden Balls
Can't do the Yankee accent though"
Official Golden Balls Polisher...
With infinite experience of yanking... |
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Wears white suits with lime green shoes
Dreams of being Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aspires to my dress sense and sporting prowess... |
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Isn't bad for a one legged arse kicking Gold Medallist
Secretly a sperm donor for the blind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't bad for a one legged arse kicking Gold Medallist
Secretly a sperm donor for the blind "
A one legged arse who likes to be kicked...
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
rides a one legged horse,then wonders why he only goes round in circles |
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Wears mauve bri nylon underwear
Converses in fluent Italian to Japanese tourists |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Wears mauve bri nylon underwear
Converses in fluent Italian to Japanese tourists "
your so random lol
puts the fortunes in fortune cookies on nightshift in a factory in deepest oldham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laceytop was the queens stunt double who jumped with bond at the olympics opening ceremony |
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Has a coffee sprinkled with sawdust every morning
Has a pet woodlouse called Eric |
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Upset Ron Jeremy when Ron found out he keeps pet wood lice in his mouth to keep them warm while he is fluffing porn stars |
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