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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I look any different after my three gym sessions! Surely that counterbalances a year of being a sloth..

Rip off!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Scamming bastards

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

I know its shocking!! A couple of gym sessions and I should be ripped lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ate a tomato yesterday and today I haven't lost any weight! Back on the chocolate today.

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

Eat a lettuce leaf, I hear that's the key!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know its shocking!! A couple of gym sessions and I should be ripped lol"

I feel ripped! Or more accurately torn to bits

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Your gym is clearly broken. Maybe ask for a refund.

I had a salad the other day and I’m not a svelte size 8 yet so I’m assuming that was also broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your gym is clearly broken. Maybe ask for a refund.

I had a salad the other day and I’m not a svelte size 8 yet so I’m assuming that was also broken "

I think you’re right, I may ask them to check the equipment.

I had lettuce in my burger too and it did nothing! Someone’s playing funny buggers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your gym is clearly broken. Maybe ask for a refund.

I had a salad the other day and I’m not a svelte size 8 yet so I’m assuming that was also broken

I think you’re right, I may ask them to check the equipment.

I had lettuce in my burger too and it did nothing! Someone’s playing funny buggers "

I think you have to eat the burger - with lettuce on the treadmill - otherwise it doesn't work

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"I know its shocking!! A couple of gym sessions and I should be ripped lol

I feel ripped! Or more accurately torn to bits "

My arms won't work and I'm walking like John Wayne (not for fun reasons!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did the induction, thats it- isnt that how it works?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I bought some new trainers and tried them on. Why can't I run a marathon yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I bought some new trainers and tried them on. Why can't I run a marathon yet?"

You need matching running Lycra then your legs just start moving I think! But you will need extra tight top or you are getting black eyes

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve been thinking about going to the gym for the last hour, how come my guns aren’t any bigger yet?

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I haven't been in a gym for 12 years, the last time I was in one I had a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve been thinking about going to the gym for the last hour, how come my guns aren’t any bigger yet? "

You mustn’t be thinking hard enough!

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire

I had a salad on Sunday and I still weight the same

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By *ostonJoeMan  over a year ago

Boston

This month I have not put any weight on.

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I bought some new trainers and tried them on. Why can't I run a marathon yet?"
I broke out in a sweat just reading that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I drink 17 cans of diet Pepsi every day and all I've lost is a few rotten teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought I saw an ab in the mirror the other day - it was just a shadow

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