Powertools of the Pussy "cordless or mains, petrol or diesel we have got all your needs covered" and not to mention it's sister shop Sex Weapons (bit more S&M focused)

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By *erby DomCouple over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Our Customers Cum First

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By *he BWCMan over a year ago

Stafford

Plastic for perverts

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

Cum, Sodomy and the Lash

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By *ony1980Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

“Cum by far my lord”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Top Shelf

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

Open Lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toys R Us. Or has that one been taken already?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perverts Palace

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By *2and3quartersWoman over a year ago

Bumbletown

That’s the Spot

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By *ostonJoeMan over a year ago

Boston

""Bonkers""

I would shop there ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“1 in the stink”

And the entrance would be behind the building!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Stuff the chuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not just any sex shop, it's S&M sex shop "

As my mum would say, 'I'll have to pop in and see if the pants are down'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cumporiam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont know about a name but there used to be one in Southampton which had a blackbord out the front with 'Dicreet rear entrance' and and arrow pointing to the rear car park. Always made me smirk when I drove past

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Home Improvement

(Materials and power tools for DIY, renovations, extensions, electricals and plumbing)

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dave

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Innocents

Bless me father (for I will sin)

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Ooo eeerr missus

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Squirts and Spurts

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Screwfix or Toolstation maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

URanus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night nurse... may get sued though

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

One Stop Fuck Shop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Schindler's Fist

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By *undayTarkaMan over a year ago

South west

No splash on cash, No gash!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum in ta fuck

Maybe that would work better in Ireland...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squirts Direct

Cocksda

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Kettering

"Good good good, good vibrations "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inserts n exits

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Flick & Dick’s Sex Shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not just any sex shop, it's S&M sex shop "

careful they are on a suing the competition streak just now lol

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By *nkforthekinkMan over a year ago

london/fareham

Nutbusters! £3.99 for 7nights rental

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Bashing the Bishop.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The erogeonous zone.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Pain in the arse

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By *trkenitMan over a year ago

Clovis

The snail trail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The gapping hole

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The Slap and Tickle.

Should be a pub name.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

DildosRus

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Inspired by community I'd call it,

Dildopolis.

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By *urydiceRisingWoman over a year ago

Dublin

If I wouldn't get sued

Alice in Chains

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Batteries not included.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Creamy dreams

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By *ncubus XMan over a year ago

midlands - glasgow - islands

SPAM

Sex

Porn

And

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By *ssexfootman OP Man over a year ago

Essex

Hahaha some of these are classics

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Toys R Us (legal team on standby)

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By *ssexfootman OP Man over a year ago

Essex

Maybe a slight change to Toys R In Us

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Maybe a slight change to Toys R In Us

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I would just have a massive glowing neon sign saying THE SEX SHOP.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

I would have the door play a fanfare every time a customer exited.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Bonkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ex marks the Gspot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If we'd opened during lockdown I guess it would have been a diy shop ?

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By *umalotagainMan over a year ago

a town called malice

"Bonkers"

There used to be a great bar in Glasgow called Bonkers

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By *avinatvwirralTV/TS over a year ago

wirral

Fullcock and balls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open All Hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you do that again?

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Fruit and Vag

Apple store...

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What about a vampire themed sex shop could be called.

Count suckular.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Screw-It-And-Leg-It!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Souk Sensual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tremors

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

el playouse del diablo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

el playouse del diablo

You opening yours in Spain ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There used to be a sex cinema in Praed Street, Paddington called The Office, with obvious benefits.

I like C&A or Cs&As if you didn’t get it.

Get it and Cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m going with the ‘boom boom room!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Genital Persuasion

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Fingers and thumbs

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Toys "arse" us...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Vibes"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In N Out, may cause some legal ramifications haha XD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nicking the name from a jeweller's shop it would have to be

Kin kade

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By *he Knight is YoungMan over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Bed knobs and room tricks

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By *renzMan over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

Bow locks and Percy.

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d more like to control the supply train with my warehouse and distribution business Holes Incorporated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The not so adult store entrance at the rear

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

The pleasure dome

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

Phallics and Foo-Foos

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Screwfix

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Boggoff BJ's

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Entrance round the back

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By *ipplebarnyMan over a year ago

milton keynes

Open all hours

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By *akedduo66Couple over a year ago

Near Bordon

Sexopolis..

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

el playouse del diablo

You opening yours in Spain ?"

No but I just like their language I think it sounds sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slip and Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bed knobs and room tricks

Hahahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tie Rack

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By *he Cum PumpMan over a year ago

Hatfield

Cum Inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Panties and hoes

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

I actually had one.. it was called passion24/7

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By *andD TogetherWeCanCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Buzz n woody

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By *utual InterestsMan over a year ago

Kent

The Last Gasp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cumin soon

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

ORGASM in big fuck off flashing neon letters you can see from space.

So kids can ask their parents what's that when they see it from a distance on the high street.

It causes the planning permition department a headache.

And it gets a TV advert with actors pulling funny faces showing what it's like when you ORGASM.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

CUM @ 69

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The Rabbit hutch

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Could just put up a large green and yellow sign that says BP and then in small print next to the P put LUGS.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Could just put up a large green and yellow sign that says BP and then in small print next to the P put LUGS."

Are you taking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lou Bricate's Workshop

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Lou Bricate's Workshop "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

La petite mort

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By *melia DominaTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

RedCherry... I owned a small online sexshop in the early 2000s.

Would have loved a bricks and mortar shop. Capital was always the issue back then.

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By *ssexfootman OP Man over a year ago

Essex

Some great names, just going through them all. Hard to pick a winner

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