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"you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
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Was that S Club 7 ??"
Almost. Bunch of wronguns. They Covered the song at a show in 96 and were promptly covered in cum aftershow . FILTH |
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over a year ago
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'Hey, I know what to do
I'm gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!
Fuck You!
Yeah, I know what to do
I'm going to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!
Fuck You!
I'm gonna
Gonna' |
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"Almost anything by Steel Panther  "
I was just about to post one of theirs
"Baby, suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll
Suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll
Don't have to be a fireman to ride the pole
No amount of respect is gonna save your soul
When many moons pass, your tits grow long
But your pussy don't ever stop craving the dong
Now a bunch of old folks gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought,
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I like you, I like you
I like you, I like you
And like can lead to like-like
And like-like can lead to love
Sure as the stars above I’d really like to
Kiss you (hold you)
Squeeze you (kiss you)
Kiss you (jack you)
Rip you (kiss you)
Kiss you (rim you)
R8pe you (kiss you)
Kiss you (kill you)
Fist you (kiss you)
Fuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for"
Cigaro, System Of A Down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that’s on your knees
I like the way you still say please whilst your looking up at me
You’re like my favourite damn disease.... |
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"Ok
I got love on my fingers
Lust on my tongue..."
Heard Royal Blood for the first time while flipping through radio stations on the way home from gym one night. Looked them up as soon as I got in, had jjlyst caught their first play on Radio 1 and it blew my mind! |
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For persistently writing about sleazy, filthy sex, Arab Strap always took the biscuit for me...
"It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen
But you've no idea where that cock has been
You said you were careful, you never were with me
I heard you did it four times but Jonnies come in packs of three"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6cwkuO4ak |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Not so much filthy but love this , Venus in furs by velvet underground
Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Cracks me up every time-
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind? |
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"“I dream of naked ladies leaping over me ,peeping through holes in public lavatories, domineering women in thigh high boots tying me up whipping me”?"
Anti nowhere league learned a few swear words from their first album lol |
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This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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"This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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It's the mighty D \m/ |
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Not explicit but I've always enjoyed the subtlety of this....
Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pants
We had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At city club were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young |
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Honestly, somehow it always seems
That I'm dreamin' of somethin' I can never be
It doesn't matter to me
'Cause I will always be that pimp that I see in all of my fantasies
I don't know your fuckin' name
So what? Let's...
Screamin' to be the only way
That I can truly be free from my fucked up reality
So I dream and stroke it harder
'Cause it's so fun to see my face starin' back at me
I don't know your fuckin' name
So what? Let's fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
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Easy. NIN. Good call, classic song x"
It can't be a classic. I remember buying the 12 inch. This makes me sad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like a DC10 guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving
It won't cost you any money
Then she grabbed by the ears and said
KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS FUNNY!  |
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By *weedeldumbCouple (MM)
over a year ago
Leeds & Harrogate |
Easy! It's US hardcore punk shock-rockers Dwarves
Check out 'Let's Fuck' from their seminal classic 'Blood, Guts & Pussy' album...
Eyeballs for breakfast
Jack off for lunch
I'd like you better if you had a fuckin cunt
Let's fuck- let's fuck
I'm made of rubber
You're made of glue
I wanna stick my fucking cock inside of you
Let's Fuck
I am the best fuckin fuck in the whole USA
I can fuck you to death, I can fuck you to stay
I am the best fucking fuck in the whole fuckin world
Dog eat dog, boy eat girl
I'm the duke of fuckin earl
Let's fuck
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
Old enough to pee then she's old enough for me
Let's fuck
They ain't getting a guest slot on The One Show or Songs of Praise anytime soon!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cardi B : yeah he fuckin with this wet ass pussy
City Girls (JT) : I like to be fucked like a sluuuuut come here daddy come and eat it upppp
look in his eyes and swallow that nuuuuut
The list goes on rap is where it’s at
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Lil Kim - How many licks
I've been a lot of places
Seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fucked with different races
A white dude his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the morning
And called his girl up and told her we was boning
Puerto Rican papi, he used to be Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
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And I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what?
And I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?
Well who cares, who cares what you do?
Well I've d*unk that
And I've d*unk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what?
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish) |
Nothing too obscene but it had me laughing when I first heard it:
"I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass,
or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,
or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood." |
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over a year ago
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"And I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what?
And I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?
Well who cares, who cares what you do?
Well I've d*unk that
And I've d*unk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what?
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I'm going to kick myself, I haven't heard this for years and I can't think of the band! |
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"And I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what?
And I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?
Well who cares, who cares what you do?
Well I've d*unk that
And I've d*unk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what?
I'm going to kick myself, I haven't heard this for years and I can't think of the band! "
Metallica covered it but can't remember who wrote it tbh |
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over a year ago
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"And I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what?
And I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?
Well who cares, who cares what you do?
Well I've d*unk that
And I've d*unk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what?
I'm going to kick myself, I haven't heard this for years and I can't think of the band!
Metallica covered it but can't remember who wrote it tbh"
Garage Inc. Album! Was it The Misfits? |
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The Macc lads should rate highly in this forum.
You have Rammstein - pussy
Just a little bit, just a little bitch
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany? |
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When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Keep your back against the wall
When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Do not bend at all
Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
It's bad for you
Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
Someone will be waiting there for you |
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"'Hey, I know what to do
I'm gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!
Fuck You!
Yeah, I know what to do
I'm going to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!
Fuck You!
I'm gonna
Gonna'"
I'm not sure who did the original but was cover by Duff from Guns n roses |
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Ali McGraw got mad at you for giving head to Steve McQueen
And
I asked a young policeman if he’d lock me up for the night/well I’ve had pigs in the farmyard/some of them, some of them are alright/well he fucked me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight
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An old song but a great song... Its more of a lockdown song than others mentioned X
I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can't throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I'll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that’s on your knees
I like the way you still say please whilst your looking up at me
You’re like my favourite damn disease...."
Figured you out by Nickleback |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don’t know that I know
You watch me every night
And I just can’t resist the urge
To stand here in the light
Your greedy eyes upon me
And then I come undone
And I could close the curtains
But this is too much fun |
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I love myself
I want you to love me
When I feel down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Not particularly dirty but definitely suggestive and now everyone who has read the above is singing the chorus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dripping willows on satin pillows
Love is being checked, from aher
Dead presidents still getting their fuck on
I'm so happy because ain't nothing like a lollipop
that gets sucked, ALL day long
A tangy, little candy drop
I love it when she brings me the pay
Dedicated like everyday... to the sunshine
Yeah my lady brings me mine
For like she says she does
And I believed her when I accept it
Yeah I got pimp bones in my body
and I rock them, like la-di-da-di
I rock them, mighty hardy, like la-di-da-di
I got pimp bones in my body. |
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over a year ago
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"I love myself
I want you to love me
When I feel down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Not particularly dirty but definitely suggestive and now everyone who has read the above is singing the chorus"
I touch myself - divinyls |
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"I love myself
I want you to love me
When I feel down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Not particularly dirty but definitely suggestive and now everyone who has read the above is singing the chorus
I touch myself - divinyls"
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.....yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay. I'm done, I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men |
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over a year ago
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Nobody’s mentioned the bloodhound gangs poptastic main stream hit, ‘The Bad Touch’
A very cleverly written piece of filth, I’ve quoted my favourite verse here...
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics
Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five
You sunk my battle ship please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
You'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style
So we can both watch X-Files
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"Nobody’s mentioned the bloodhound gangs poptastic main stream hit, ‘The Bad Touch’
A very cleverly written piece of filth, I’ve quoted my favourite verse here...
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics
Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five
You sunk my battle ship please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
You'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style
So we can both watch X-Files
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Used to love this song  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
"
Love tenacious d |
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"This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
Love tenacious d"
Same |
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Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she's starting to flirt
Oh, with Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, "Oh God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Stagger Lee
"But there's something I have to say before you begin
You have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in
Mr. Stagger Lee"
"I'll stay here 'til Billy Dilly comes in, 'til time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"
Said Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in, he says, "You must be
The mad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
I'm Stagger Lee
"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
Then suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Said Stagger Lee
Well Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah
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A song about murder and fucking from Australia's finest |
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over a year ago
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Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
Went to Georgia, met this fine-ass white girl
Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs
The kinda girl that would knock out most guys
She got wild in the backstage bathroom
Sucked my dick like a motherfucking vacuum
Said I love you, but my daddy don't play
He's the fucking Grand Wizard of the KKK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buckcherry : Crazy Bitch
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on |
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