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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Have done my garden plus its a bit late for that lol"
have a wank whilst trying to the dig the garden, or better still, take your cam out and film yourself having a wank whilst digging the garden  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all living in the town centre im skint but want to do something
Idea's anyone"
I once went to Rotherham and its a bit shit. Muchos sympathies Paul Daniels  |
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Since you live in the centre you can play bingo:
Fat bird in hotpants
D*unk woman holding her mates hair off her face as she pukes in the gutter
Short scrawny bloke trying to pick a fight with the biggest bloke around
Pissed students who spent their taxi fare on another round flirting with coppers for a lift home
Random pissed woman crying
Couple having a blazing row in middle of street - and she's the one throwing the punches
Stag do pissing en masse in an alley
Hen do trying to get into club for free by showing bouncers their tits
Big macho bloke getting carried/dragged home by his mates as he tells them loudly that he really really loves them
When you've got the full set reward yourself by offering those pissed students a lift home or a place to crash!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since you live in the centre you can play bingo:
Fat bird in hotpants
D*unk woman holding her mates hair off her face as she pukes in the gutter
Short scrawny bloke trying to pick a fight with the biggest bloke around
Pissed students who spent their taxi fare on another round flirting with coppers for a lift home
Random pissed woman crying
Couple having a blazing row in middle of street - and she's the one throwing the punches
Stag do pissing en masse in an alley
Hen do trying to get into club for free by showing bouncers their tits
Big macho bloke getting carried/dragged home by his mates as he tells them loudly that he really really loves them
When you've got the full set reward yourself by offering those pissed students a lift home or a place to crash! "
memories are made of this! 
usually the big bloke going round telling his mates he really really loves them was in the chippy at 3am, just before the kebab fight broke out
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not that bad just has its moments
I've been out in Rotherham on a Friday night and it certainly has it's moments!
Although not as many as Donny! 
(shudders at the memory!)"
Papwer woses  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since you live in the centre you can play bingo:
Fat bird in hotpants
D*unk woman holding her mates hair off her face as she pukes in the gutter
Short scrawny bloke trying to pick a fight with the biggest bloke around
Pissed students who spent their taxi fare on another round flirting with coppers for a lift home
Random pissed woman crying
Couple having a blazing row in middle of street - and she's the one throwing the punches
Stag do pissing en masse in an alley
Hen do trying to get into club for free by showing bouncers their tits
Big macho bloke getting carried/dragged home by his mates as he tells them loudly that he really really loves them
When you've got the full set reward yourself by offering those pissed students a lift home or a place to crash!
memories are made of this!
usually the big bloke going round telling his mates he really really loves them was in the chippy at 3am, just before the kebab fight broke out
This still happens
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There were always some bloke in a fishmongers getup go round our local nightclub on a sunday night flogging shrimps, cockles and whelks in little trays... fooking s'gustin. Used to call him Captain Japseye
along with the other twunts flogging them paper roses!
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since you live in the centre you can play bingo:
Fat bird in hotpants
D*unk woman holding her mates hair off her face as she pukes in the gutter
Short scrawny bloke trying to pick a fight with the biggest bloke around
Pissed students who spent their taxi fare on another round flirting with coppers for a lift home
Random pissed woman crying
Couple having a blazing row in middle of street - and she's the one throwing the punches
Stag do pissing en masse in an alley
Hen do trying to get into club for free by showing bouncers their tits
Big macho bloke getting carried/dragged home by his mates as he tells them loudly that he really really loves them
When you've got the full set reward yourself by offering those pissed students a lift home or a place to crash! "
Sounds like every town centre on a wknd..... |
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