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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb? 
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission "
Crap. Sorry n all.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know. "
I don't know, you know? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb? oops numb, must check before hitting send next time"
A numb bum bomb sounds dangerous. |
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"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?"
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know"
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know? |
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"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?"
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken? |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?"
I could inform you but the data stick has to be fully inserted for the tranfer |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken? "
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Also,they'll whip it off you when you're under. Then you'll be nekkid. nooooooooo
I'm going home, not having anyone looking at me nekked"
Get back on that bed and suck it up buttercup.
(Someone once said that to me  ) |
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"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?"
Terrorists? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I remember a nurse giving me five minutes notice that I had to take my knickers off before the surgeon sent for me 
(Ooh kinky)"
I always refuse to take my socks off until the last second and make them put them back on me when it's over  |
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"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?"
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me)) |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Always wondered why they don't give you a cotton poncho that you throw over you head with and tie with velcro fastenings
I can never tie the back of a gown properly anyway which makes it worse |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me)) "
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know) |
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"I remember a nurse giving me five minutes notice that I had to take my knickers off before the surgeon sent for me
(Ooh kinky)
Surely that's doable in 5 minutes though??
Would take me 5 seconds "
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"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)"
Lancashire Bomb |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb "
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole."
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember"
with the coffee? |
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"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember"
Cheese smuggling is an offence under Covid Regulation Agent Coulson you are disavowed |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember
with the coffee?"
granny never turned up with it  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember
with the coffee? granny never turned up with it "
Awwww.
I have coffee. Again. Sorry. |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember
with the coffee? granny never turned up with it
Awwww.
I have coffee. Again. Sorry."
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.
My arse is bomb and cold
Why is your arse a bomb?
Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission
Crap. Sorry n all....
If you know, you know.
I don't know, you know?
That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know
But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?
If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?
But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?
You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.
((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))
What kind of cheese?
(I definitely do need to know y'know)
Lancashire Bomb
Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember
with the coffee? granny never turned up with it
Awwww.
I have coffee. Again. Sorry. you do realise, I am going to come down there and spank your bottom "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not in and not under, not for the lack of trying
Says every man on fab.... I meant in surgery and under anaesthetic, what ever were you thinking young lady"
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