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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve heard a few people mention about having an upturned Pineapple in your shopping basket is a sign of a swinger (or just someone that likes pineapples!). Anyone else heard this, and is it true...? |
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"I’ve heard a few people mention about having an upturned Pineapple in your shopping basket is a sign of a swinger (or just someone that likes pineapples!). Anyone else heard this, and is it true...?"
never heard of it lol what if they just throw it in that could be a awkward conversation
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"I’ve heard a few people mention about having an upturned Pineapple in your shopping basket is a sign of a swinger (or just someone that likes pineapples!). Anyone else heard this, and is it true...?"
Proof that you shouldn’t believe anything your read on the internet! |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
This is totaly true !
Also if you wear a black ring, have an ankle braclet and grow strange flowers in your front garden then your a swinger that's fab bi that likes it up the chuff and only shags on a Thursday! !
I know this is true because I read it on the VW emissions web site xx |
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"Oh dear 
When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple 
I’m now scared to buy a pineapple 
Just do it  "
I’ll be all paranoid in case it tips the other way round! I’ll end up having a panic attack in Tesco’s. I’ll wedge it up against the milk and wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess my approach may have any that thought that true confused. I usually tend to snap the non edible part and put it back. A little similar to removing some unnecessary packaging and giving it to the cashier. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"Oh dear
When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple
I’m now scared to buy a pineapple
Just do it
I’ll be all paranoid in case it tips the other way round! I’ll end up having a panic attack in Tesco’s. I’ll wedge it up against the milk and wine "
Make sure you don't put it near the lube and condoms |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Might explain the looks I was getting the other day while food shopping "
Nope, that was because you had three upside down pineapples in your trolly, other shoppers must have been shocked that you was panic buying pineapple!! X |
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"Oh dear
When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple
I’m now scared to buy a pineapple
Just do it
I’ll be all paranoid in case it tips the other way round! I’ll end up having a panic attack in Tesco’s. I’ll wedge it up against the milk and wine
Make sure you don't put it near the lube and condoms "
Lube?! I don’t need that stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's an urban myth started in florida.
Pineapples in your garden was a sign that you were a swinger.
But pineapple trees are common in florida. It was meant as a funny comment. The British equivalent would be you can tell swingers because they have roses in their gardens. |
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"What if it’s on a pizza and the pizza ends up upside down in the trolley?
Pizza on pineapple? How kinky is that? "
Now pineapple can belong on a pizza, but only in certain circumstances.......I have patented the Hawaiian hot ( ham and pineapple with jalapeños)  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"You do realise how you have spoilt the OPs day??
He was planning spending the day in Tesco wandering round with a pineapple in a basket expecting to get a shag "
Waitrose gets you a better class of pampas grass  |
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