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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’ve heard a few people mention about having an upturned Pineapple in your shopping basket is a sign of a swinger (or just someone that likes pineapples!). Anyone else heard this, and is it true...?

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By *icola2202Couple  over a year ago

Chatham


"I’ve heard a few people mention about having an upturned Pineapple in your shopping basket is a sign of a swinger (or just someone that likes pineapples!). Anyone else heard this, and is it true...?"
never heard of it lol what if they just throw it in that could be a awkward conversation

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By *exycouplesswingCouple  over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"I’ve heard a few people mention about having an upturned Pineapple in your shopping basket is a sign of a swinger (or just someone that likes pineapples!). Anyone else heard this, and is it true...?"

Proof that you shouldn’t believe anything your read on the internet!

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By *iscoman7771000Man  over a year ago

birmingham

I have heard of black rings on third finger as a sign of swinging

Wedding ring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never heard of it and I buy pineapple nearly every week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would the pineapple be standing on its leaves? A bit precarious for a hand held basket.

Out of season would a swede be a good substitute?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Oh dear

When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich

This is totaly true !

Also if you wear a black ring, have an ankle braclet and grow strange flowers in your front garden then your a swinger that's fab bi that likes it up the chuff and only shags on a Thursday! !

I know this is true because I read it on the VW emissions web site xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh dear

When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple "

I’m now scared to buy a pineapple

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh dear

When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple

I’m now scared to buy a pineapple "

Just do it

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What do chunks signify?

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"What do chunks signify?"

That you have shat yourself ! X

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh dear

When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple

I’m now scared to buy a pineapple

Just do it "

I’ll be all paranoid in case it tips the other way round! I’ll end up having a panic attack in Tesco’s. I’ll wedge it up against the milk and wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess my approach may have any that thought that true confused. I usually tend to snap the non edible part and put it back. A little similar to removing some unnecessary packaging and giving it to the cashier.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Might explain the looks I was getting the other day while food shopping

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh dear

When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple

I’m now scared to buy a pineapple

Just do it

I’ll be all paranoid in case it tips the other way round! I’ll end up having a panic attack in Tesco’s. I’ll wedge it up against the milk and wine "

Make sure you don't put it near the lube and condoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never heard of this at all

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"Might explain the looks I was getting the other day while food shopping "

Nope, that was because you had three upside down pineapples in your trolly, other shoppers must have been shocked that you was panic buying pineapple!! X

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Try it and see if you get off with the man on the meat counter.

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington

What if it’s on a pizza and the pizza ends up upside down in the trolley?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh dear

When I buy a pineapple I’m just buying a pineapple

I’m now scared to buy a pineapple

Just do it

I’ll be all paranoid in case it tips the other way round! I’ll end up having a panic attack in Tesco’s. I’ll wedge it up against the milk and wine

Make sure you don't put it near the lube and condoms "

Lube?! I don’t need that stuff

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never heard of it and I buy pineapple nearly every week. "

..and you're a swinger, so the theory must be true!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They rioting.

Getting ready to throw it

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By *iger-NWMan  over a year ago

Preston

It gets worse...

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"What if it’s on a pizza and the pizza ends up upside down in the trolley? "

Pizza on pineapple? How kinky is that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who mentioned pineapples

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

What if you need more shopping than a basket holds and have to use a trolley??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's an urban myth started in florida.

Pineapples in your garden was a sign that you were a swinger.

But pineapple trees are common in florida. It was meant as a funny comment. The British equivalent would be you can tell swingers because they have roses in their gardens.

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"What if it’s on a pizza and the pizza ends up upside down in the trolley?

Pizza on pineapple? How kinky is that? "

Now pineapple can belong on a pizza, but only in certain circumstances.......I have patented the Hawaiian hot ( ham and pineapple with jalapeños)

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s definitely a sign that the person wants to buy a pineapple

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

You do realise how you have spoilt the OPs day??

He was planning spending the day in Tesco wandering round with a pineapple in a basket expecting to get a shag

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"You do realise how you have spoilt the OPs day??

He was planning spending the day in Tesco wandering round with a pineapple in a basket expecting to get a shag "

Waitrose gets you a better class of pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea I heard about this two weeks ago in the swingers chat forum. Most seemed oblivious like myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's me thinking it was just the people in Tesco's buying cucumbers, clingfilm and large bottles of baby oil!

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