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 .... I'm d*unk I can't stop smiling
 .... I can feel my stiffy shrinking every time her piles wobble
 .... of course that web cam isn't switched on
 .... is it in, why can't I feel anything?
 .... of course I am smiling, I have photos of someone I actually fancy on the inside of these lenses.
 .... I'm 18 and surprised I'm actually getting laid
 .... I can still taste jizz on my tongue
 .... I wish I could stop farting with every thrust.
 ... look at the cobwebs on that light fitting.
 ... I'm really d*unk and I am going to be sick any moment.
 .... In nominee de nostre Satanas Lucifere excelsis, I take this body.
 .... now I remember who you are!
 .... I am picturing you on our wedding day.
 .... have they just farted?
 .... play innocent, you'll scare the shit out of them if you get the knives out too early.
 .... I'm touching my toes and you are looking at my arse.
 .... after that much botox this is the only face I've got!
 .... finished! See ya! |
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" ...I wish I hadn't followed through with that last fart!
...Oh well it's not my bed so I won't have to do the laundry
... Did she just take a dump on my sheets?"
...I'm going to have to throw away my new sheets |
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over a year ago
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.... have just stepped in dogshit
.... cant think of anything witty to respond with.
..God is with us.
....If I said what I really think I would get banned.
....Fisting is fun. |
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over a year ago
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Late response...been to watch Ted
.... I got 7 winks today and a friend request!
.... Why can I never get a meet. Think I might make a forum thread.
;-) .... you missed and got my eye!
.... another message saying 'Hey how are you?'
.... I wear shades and have 'Danger zone' stuck in my head.
.... You want me to put it where?
.... Tongue is tired and needs to recover.
.... Blood rushing to head.
... do I really have to do this? Go on then.
... This is my fake happy smile.
.... I'm a horny devil right now
.... Mouth open and ready for action
.... come to bed eyes
.... your finger just went where?
.... this isn't a halo. It's a gold medal for shagging.
.... This is my idea face.
.... really?
.... I approve! |
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... no I don't want to suck it
... no not even a quick suck
... no not a lick either
... you can sulk all you like it's not happening
... YOU FUCKING WON!
...how about I give that lovely cock of yours a proper sucking |
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