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By *partharmony OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ruislip

We were just watching Parks & Recreation. April was asked to help Tom move house and she said she would rather watch her grandparents in a porn movie.

A friend of mine would say "I'd rather suck my granny's shit through a sock".

So when there's something you don't want to do, what would you say you'd rather do? The more inventive the better.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Rather watch some porn and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always go for the classic.. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap!

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By *partharmony OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I always go for the classic.. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap!"

Good one!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan  over a year ago

chester

Thank fuck I don’t pay a TV licience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank fuck I don’t pay a TV licience "

You’re cool then ain’t ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather wank with a cheesegrater.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Gnaw my own arm off...

Lay in a pool of my own piss..

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By *partharmony OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'd rather wank with a cheesegrater."

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I’d rather boil my bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm still using "I'd rather stick pins in my eyes"

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'd rather watch a turd turn white

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By *ed_AliceWoman  over a year ago

Belfast

I'd rather eat glass

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Years ago a colleague told me she'd rather shit in her hat and punch it

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By *partharmony OP   Couple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm going to be using some of these.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

How about:-

".... I'm that excited I don't know whether to have a shit or a wank!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about:-

".... I'm that excited I don't know whether to have a shit or a wank!" "

That’s not excitement

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By *histlerMan  over a year ago

Guildford

I’d rather use my arsehole as a monocle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather trap my nuts in my car's door and release the handbrake

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By *pellboundCouple  over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

I like

I’d rather boil my own head

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