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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oi Oi Oi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amazeballs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim and all! I've done a whole weekend of decorating and DIY, I'm pooped!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hi, Nell. You're tonight's ¹st poster, yeah! ¹stface

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hi, Nell. You're tonight's ¹st poster, yeah! ¹stface"

Evening Jimeroo, I'll claim my free coffee after my vaccination. I think you owe me about 5 now so cam i swap them for a Chinese takeaway instead?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and good nocturnal folks. Today I took a diversion off the M62, dropped my Dad off to be babysat by Mr KC and did a vaccine clinic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi Oi Oi

Oggy oggy oggy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amazeballs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all! I've done a whole weekend of decorating and DIY, I'm pooped!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I saw you on your ladders.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all. Weekend nearly over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hi, Nell. You're tonight's ¹st poster, yeah! ¹stface

Evening Jimeroo, I'll claim my free coffee after my vaccination. I think you owe me about 5 now so cam i swap them for a Chinese takeaway instead?"

I do like Chinese food.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I read the OP's post in a smooooooth jazz presenter's voice, nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo amigo...everything is OK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and good nocturnal folks. Today I took a diversion off the M62, dropped my Dad off to be babysat by Mr KC and did a vaccine clinic

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Thank you for your jabbing.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Darlings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all! I've done a whole weekend of decorating and DIY, I'm pooped!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I saw you on your ladders."

Yeah but did you see the freshly painted wall behind me? It's a thing of beauty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Merry Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all! I've done a whole weekend of decorating and DIY, I'm pooped!"

I’m just pooped hi Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hi, Nell. You're tonight's ¹st poster, yeah! ¹stface

Evening Jimeroo, I'll claim my free coffee after my vaccination. I think you owe me about 5 now so cam i swap them for a Chinese takeaway instead?

I do like Chinese food."

It's for me, not you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me."

That's very generous of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Weekend nearly over.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. There's ¹ and a ½ hours of weekend left.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me."

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

— Sipping homemade Rhubarb wine and watching the world of Fab pass by..

- John

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

You need to ask Jim. I'm not sure if he's comfortable dealing in flapjack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read the OP's post in a smooooooth jazz presenter's voice, nice "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ob. I'm a smooth guy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Ob.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"— Sipping homemade Rhubarb wine and watching the world of Fab pass by..

- John"

That sounds so delicious. I had a rhubarb scone today which was also delicious. Rhubarb is the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo amigo...everything is OK?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo yo yo, it's another nocturnal show. I'm not a lumberjack and everything is okay. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oi Oi Oi

Oggy oggy oggy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. "

Alreeeeet Jim, ma new avatar is a picture of one of ma Leak Sandwich speakers, which I took earlier for Moon Grey Cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Ob."

Hi Ob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How was your weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all! I've done a whole weekend of decorating and DIY, I'm pooped!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I saw you on your ladders.

Yeah but did you see the freshly painted wall behind me? It's a thing of beauty

Erm, yeah I noticed the painted wall. Excellent work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yo amigo...everything is OK?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo yo yo, it's another nocturnal show. I'm not a lumberjack and everything is okay. Smileyface"

I'm glad. Just prepared some dalmatian food and enjoying...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all! I've done a whole weekend of decorating and DIY, I'm pooped!

I’m just pooped hi Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Essexman. What you been up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hi, Nell. You're tonight's ¹st poster, yeah! ¹stface

Evening Jimeroo, I'll claim my free coffee after my vaccination. I think you owe me about 5 now so cam i swap them for a Chinese takeaway instead?

I do like Chinese food.

It's for me, not you."

Oh.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. Weekend nearly over.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. There's ¹ and a ½ hours of weekend left."

Yes but the good thing for me is being retired. Everyday is a weekend

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I read the OP's post in a smooooooth jazz presenter's voice, nice

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ob. I'm a smooth guy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface"

Thanks Jim, glad to be here. It seems like a crackin thread, great.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Everyone say hello to Ob.

Hi Ob"

Ola senorita

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

You need to ask Jim. I'm not sure if he's comfortable dealing in flapjack."

He brought me some to a social in Brum a few years back, then I took some cheesecake up to one in Manc a couple of years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

I've got plenty of flapjacks in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"— Sipping homemade Rhubarb wine and watching the world of Fab pass by..

- John"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, John. You sound like a man that's good with his hands.

Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to John.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

You need to ask Jim. I'm not sure if he's comfortable dealing in flapjack."

I'm cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi Oi Oi

Oggy oggy oggy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace.

Alreeeeet Jim, ma new avatar is a picture of one of ma Leak Sandwich speakers, which I took earlier for Moon Grey Cat

I'm going for a closer look.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Hello Ob and John!

And Mr KC too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ace, I'm the ¹st fabber.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo amigo...everything is OK?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo yo yo, it's another nocturnal show. I'm not a lumberjack and everything is okay. Smileyface

I'm glad. Just prepared some dalmatian food and enjoying...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. Weekend nearly over.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. There's ¹ and a ½ hours of weekend left.

Yes but the good thing for me is being retired. Everyday is a weekend

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

You need to ask Jim. I'm not sure if he's comfortable dealing in flapjack."

I believe Jim is comfortable dealing in any confectionery or hot drink formats

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Amazeballs

No it's not, thought I might have stood a chance of being first tonight, but I got gazumped again.

Where's Wonko when ya need him

You can have one of my 5 coffees that Jim owes me.

Sounds like a plan, but I don't really do coffee, can I swap it for a flapjack instead?

You need to ask Jim. I'm not sure if he's comfortable dealing in flapjack.

I believe Jim is comfortable dealing in any confectionery or hot drink formats

He's a flexible dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read the OP's post in a smooooooth jazz presenter's voice, nice

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ob. I'm a smooth guy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Thanks Jim, glad to be here. It seems like a crackin thread, great. "

No worries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Ob and John!

And Mr KC too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?"

I did indeed! Looks much better now

I also baked some bread, which frankly tastes delicious.

There's no start to my talent, I tell thee.

Mr KC

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How was your weekend?"

Can I have a Chinese too please? I love a Chinese it’s my favourite.

My weekend was amazing! I have pulled muscles from laughing so much. My best buddies were all able to get together for lunch for the first time since last august

we were for a roast then for a walk along the seafront. I am a happy bean.

How was your weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?

I did indeed! Looks much better now

I also baked some bread, which frankly tastes delicious.

There's no start to my talent, I tell thee.

Mr KC"

Nice work, Mr KC.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goodnight Nocturnal People, I'm up at 6 and bed is calling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening everyone

I was in Shrewsbury this weekend Jim

Beautiful town xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How was your weekend?

Can I have a Chinese too please? I love a Chinese it’s my favourite.

My weekend was amazing! I have pulled muscles from laughing so much. My best buddies were all able to get together for lunch for the first time since last august

we were for a roast then for a walk along the seafront. I am a happy bean.

How was your weekend? "

You'll have to come to Shrewsbury.

Oh, that's good. Happiness in Hampshire.

It was alright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodnight Nocturnal People, I'm up at 6 and bed is calling

Na night, Nell. x

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How was your weekend?

Can I have a Chinese too please? I love a Chinese it’s my favourite.

My weekend was amazing! I have pulled muscles from laughing so much. My best buddies were all able to get together for lunch for the first time since last august

we were for a roast then for a walk along the seafront. I am a happy bean.

How was your weekend?

You'll have to come to Shrewsbury.

Oh, that's good. Happiness in Hampshire.

It was alright."

Is there a good Chinese place in Shrewsville?

Happiness in Hampshire. It’s been a hoot.

I have freckly cheeks from the sun. The sun makes everything better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone

I was in Shrewsbury this weekend Jim

Beautiful town xx "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Genie. Shrewsbury is a hidden gem. I love the place. What were you doing in the Shrewsbury? x

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Scaramouche! Jimberlina.

I'm incognito ce soir, as I'm hiding away from the rest of the world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Evening everyone

I was in Shrewsbury this weekend Jim

Beautiful town xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Genie. Shrewsbury is a hidden gem. I love the place. What were you doing in the Shrewsbury? x"

Burying shrews

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening chums. What a glorious weekend that was. Ready for the week ahead now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How was your weekend?

Can I have a Chinese too please? I love a Chinese it’s my favourite.

My weekend was amazing! I have pulled muscles from laughing so much. My best buddies were all able to get together for lunch for the first time since last august

we were for a roast then for a walk along the seafront. I am a happy bean.

How was your weekend?

You'll have to come to Shrewsbury.

Oh, that's good. Happiness in Hampshire.

It was alright.

Is there a good Chinese place in Shrewsville?

Happiness in Hampshire. It’s been a hoot.

I have freckly cheeks from the sun. The sun makes everything better"

There is. They deliver and everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scaramouche! Jimberlina.

I'm incognito ce soir, as I'm hiding away from the rest of the world.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JoJo. Why are you hiding in France?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

Everything in Shrewsbury is like ten bazillion years old. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooft to bed all early start

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?

I did indeed! Looks much better now

I also baked some bread, which frankly tastes delicious.

There's no start to my talent, I tell thee.

Mr KC"

I haven't tasted the latest batch. I shall pass judgement in the morning

I have, however, just had my father yell at me because I don't want the central heating on and because he can't go to Tesco in the morning for his paper. The fact I can and will go is irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone

I was in Shrewsbury this weekend Jim

Beautiful town xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Genie. Shrewsbury is a hidden gem. I love the place. What were you doing in the Shrewsbury? x

Burying shrews

Poor shrews.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening chums. What a glorious weekend that was. Ready for the week ahead now.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shadow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooft to bed all early start

Na night.

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By *amie366Man over a year ago

doncaster

I’m sure that’s something we would all enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening all and you Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Me too!"

I didn't find any Shrewsbury biscuits though and I love those!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?

I did indeed! Looks much better now

I also baked some bread, which frankly tastes delicious.

There's no start to my talent, I tell thee.

Mr KC

I haven't tasted the latest batch. I shall pass judgement in the morning

I have, however, just had my father yell at me because I don't want the central heating on and because he can't go to Tesco in the morning for his paper. The fact I can and will go is irrelevant

Tell him to put a jumper on.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Scaramouche! Jimberlina.

I'm incognito ce soir, as I'm hiding away from the rest of the world.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JoJo. Why are you hiding in France?"

Parce que,I heard French men like watermelons and I grew two on my chest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Me too!

I didn't find any Shrewsbury biscuits though and I love those!! "

Next time you're here, you'll get some from the shop in the museum. They come in a nice little tin.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?

I did indeed! Looks much better now

I also baked some bread, which frankly tastes delicious.

There's no start to my talent, I tell thee.

Mr KC

I haven't tasted the latest batch. I shall pass judgement in the morning

I have, however, just had my father yell at me because I don't want the central heating on and because he can't go to Tesco in the morning for his paper. The fact I can and will go is irrelevant

Tell him to put a jumper on. "

The central heating is still on!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Whadda ya mean you don't want to have sex avec moi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Feel free to tell me to get stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

You can be friendly with me. I seduce my mind with your intellect. No touching, I promise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

You’re all wrong. It’s Shrows-bree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sure that’s something we would all enjoy "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sy. Everybody always enjoys the The late late nocturnal thread ©™. It was a pleasure taking your forum cherry. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Sy. His name is like my postcode.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim and crew.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Would you like to go for a picnic instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scaramouche! Jimberlina.

I'm incognito ce soir, as I'm hiding away from the rest of the world.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JoJo. Why are you hiding in France?

Parce que,I heard French men like watermelons and I grew two on my chest. "

Ooh la la, the fallen JoJo with the big watermelons.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Sy. His name is like my postcode."

Hello Jim's postcode

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all.

Back to cause confusion! Got a bunch of gardening done today so all good.

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. Did you trim your bush?

I did indeed! Looks much better now

I also baked some bread, which frankly tastes delicious.

There's no start to my talent, I tell thee.

Mr KC

I haven't tasted the latest batch. I shall pass judgement in the morning

I have, however, just had my father yell at me because I don't want the central heating on and because he can't go to Tesco in the morning for his paper. The fact I can and will go is irrelevant

Tell him to put a jumper on.

The central heating is still on!

Flippin' heck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Me too!

I didn't find any Shrewsbury biscuits though and I love those!!

Next time you're here, you'll get some from the shop in the museum. They come in a nice little tin."

They don't have any shops that sell them? Just the museum?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Whadda ya mean you don't want to have sex avec moi?

Oh if Lib is the sexy jumbo sausage to our big baps, of course I'd want to have sex with you. Ignore what I typed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

You’re all wrong. It’s Shrows-bree.

Mmmm, cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim and crew.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

You can be friendly with me. I seduce my mind with your intellect. No touching, I promise.

You're going to seduce your mind with my intellect? That doesn't sound like I have to do much.

In.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim and crew.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose.

Mwah ! I really wanted flowers today! Mind reader

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Me too!

I didn't find any Shrewsbury biscuits though and I love those!!

Next time you're here, you'll get some from the shop in the museum. They come in a nice little tin.

They don't have any shops that sell them? Just the museum? "

You can go into the shop without having to pay for the museum. There's a nice cafe in there too, good cake.. You might get some Shrewsbury biscuits from Christmas Perks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim and crew.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose.

Mwah ! I really wanted flowers today! Mind reader

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all and you Jim x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yon. I almost missed you. But then I didn't miss you. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Would you like to go for a picnic instead?

Would I?

Would I ever!

I'll even bring my extra special hamper with very cute picnic tableware.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Feel free to tell me to get stuffed."

I could never ever ever say that to you Jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Would you like to go for a picnic instead?

Would I?

Would I ever!

I'll even bring my extra special hamper with very cute picnic tableware."

Now there's a plan! I'll send for some Shrewsbury biscuits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Feel free to tell me to get stuffed.

I could never ever ever say that to you Jim

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Shrowsbury, there are no Shrews in my gaff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Shrowsbury, there are no Shrews in my gaff!

Have you got a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim xxx and everyone xx

... I’m stuck with the lumberjack song now

- even though you said you’re not one anyway lol

... “ he cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra, I wish he’d been a girlie just like my dear mama ... ahhh such beautiful lyrics

... surprised myself how much I remembered

Hi Ob, John and Sy *wave x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim xxx and everyone xx

... I’m stuck with the lumberjack song now

- even though you said you’re not one anyway lol

... “ he cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra, I wish he’d been a girlie just like my dear mama ... ahhh such beautiful lyrics

... surprised myself how much I remembered

Hi Ob, John and Sy *wave x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

How was your Sunday day? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

it’s a swingers site ... is it?!? ... omg I thought I was still in netmums

* thinks about all those people I’ve been friendly to today ... omg

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Shrowsbury, there are no Shrews in my gaff!

Have you got a

Nah, I'm more of a

man, even though I used to

sit for ma mate when he went away animalface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pop head in to say good evening Jim and everyone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Visiting a friend, had a trip there. I didn't realise it was so pretty! Lots of medieval buildings and all the houses are just so lovely xx

What did you friend call it. Shrew-bry or Shrows-bry?

Shrews-berry

Shrowsbury, there are no Shrews in my gaff!

Your gaff is not in Shrewsbury (irrespective of pronunciation)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone else.... ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim xxx and everyone xx

... I’m stuck with the lumberjack song now

- even though you said you’re not one anyway lol

... “ he cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra, I wish he’d been a girlie just like my dear mama ... ahhh such beautiful lyrics

... surprised myself how much I remembered

Hi Ob, John and Sy *wave x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

How was your Sunday day? x"

It has been excellent thankyou ... nothing huge happened just chillin in the sun mostly ... there may have been beer

Hope you had a good one too x ... do you ever sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pop head in to say good evening Jim and everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone else.... ??????"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Duke. Who's your favourite Luke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Duke.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Duke."

*Waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim xxx and everyone xx

... I’m stuck with the lumberjack song now

- even though you said you’re not one anyway lol

... “ he cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra, I wish he’d been a girlie just like my dear mama ... ahhh such beautiful lyrics

... surprised myself how much I remembered

Hi Ob, John and Sy *wave x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate.

How was your Sunday day? x

It has been excellent thankyou ... nothing huge happened just chillin in the sun mostly ... there may have been beer

Hope you had a good one too x ... do you ever sleep? "

You've got nice cans.

Sometimes. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop head in to say good evening Jim and everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Smileyface"

Thanks Jim hope you had a good Sunday

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight?

I'm better than I was last night. A doctor called me eventually at 10am today, 22 hours after 111 said one would call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pop head in to say good evening Jim and everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Smileyface

Thanks Jim hope you had a good Sunday "

It wasn't too bad. How was your Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight?

I'm better than I was last night. A doctor called me eventually at 10am today, 22 hours after 111 said one would call. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thank you.

You're feeling better, that's the main thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop head in to say good evening Jim and everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Smileyface

Thanks Jim hope you had a good Sunday

It wasn't too bad. How was your Sunday?"

Not to bad bit lazy to day thinking off doing some work now but can’t be bothered may just have some fun to night still to be determined lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pop head in to say good evening Jim and everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Smileyface

Thanks Jim hope you had a good Sunday

It wasn't too bad. How was your Sunday?

Not to bad bit lazy to day thinking off doing some work now but can’t be bothered may just have some fun to night still to be determined lol "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons."

Are they watermelons?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons.

Are they watermelons?"

I've nicked all of F&B's watermelons

I think Jim is due a sit down wee though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons.

Are they watermelons?"

They can be any melons you want them to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons.

Are they watermelons?

I've nicked all of F&B's watermelons

I think Jim is due a sit down wee though

I've just been.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight?

I'm better than I was last night. A doctor called me eventually at 10am today, 22 hours after 111 said one would call.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good, thank you.

You're feeling better, that's the main thing."

The irony was the Doc who called couldn't help me, only to get my GP to contact me tomorrow!!! I've had an easier day though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

My melons are rather poor specimens. I'd say gala melons but rather than round, these gala melons have been pulverised with a cricket bat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Congrats Nell on first facing and hello other nocturnal owls.

I'm not sure I should be so friendly to you all because I don't want to have sex with you and it is a swinging site.

You can be friendly with me. I seduce my mind with your intellect. No touching, I promise.

You're going to seduce your mind with my intellect? That doesn't sound like I have to do much.

In."

Blasted fat fingers!!! Where did “I” come from??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Nighty night everyone

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Nighty night everyone

Goodnight Mrs KC x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Bond and a bit of late night browsing for me. Great way to end a weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nighty night everyone

Sweet dreams. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening LK

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"James Bond and a bit of late night browsing for me. Great way to end a weekend "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jack. Who's your favourite James Bond?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening LK

Hey hey. How all you lot tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LK. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening LK

Hey hey. How all you lot tonight "

Well I'm listening to some R_a_inbo_w - L_o_ng L_ive R_o_ck N R_oll on YouTube and contemplating making some Chinese noodles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening LK

Hey hey. How all you lot tonight

Well I'm listening to some R_a_inbo_w - L_o_ng L_ive R_o_ck N R_oll on YouTube and contemplating making some Chinese noodles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Made you look.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You did."

Hey, PP. Did you have to pee?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You did.

Hey, PP. Did you have to pee?"

No fell asleep at around 8ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You did.

Hey, PP. Did you have to pee?

No fell asleep at around 8ish "

Early night for an early bird.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You did.

Hey, PP. Did you have to pee?

No fell asleep at around 8ish

Early night for an early bird.

I ain't no bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!"

He doesn't want to be accused of being a cat burglar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You did.

Hey, PP. Did you have to pee?

No fell asleep at around 8ish

Early night for an early bird.

I ain't no bird

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

Nice to see I'm not the only one with a iffy internal clock hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!"

Hey, Tess. Flippin' cats.

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By *in82Man over a year ago

Nottingham

"Nice to see I'm not the only one with a iffy internal clock hahah

Oh you're not alone. I think my internal clock came from a del boy on the market x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice to see I'm not the only one with a iffy internal clock hahah

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jadeite. You're not the only one. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

He doesn't want to be accused of being a cat burglar

Ffs!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

He doesn't want to be accused of being a cat burglar

Ffs!

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

Hey, Tess. Flippin' cats.

Hi Jim, how are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

Hey, Tess. Flippin' cats.

Hi Jim, how are you? xx"

I'm not too bad, bobbing along.

How are you doing? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

Hey, Tess. Flippin' cats.

Hi Jim, how are you? xx

I'm not too bad, bobbing along.

How are you doing? x"

Good too thanks, feeling revitalised after some time at the beach this weekend x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I need a pee now!

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By *in82Man over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hey awake again at Stupid o clock, bloody cat crying to come in the door, cos he's too dumb or lazy to use the window!

Hey, Tess. Flippin' cats.

Hi Jim, how are you? xx

I'm not too bad, bobbing along.

How are you doing? x

Good too thanks, feeling revitalised after some time at the beach this weekend x"

I went to the beach once.... Although it was that long ago I could be wrong. I've defo been in my house a lot, I know that much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a pee now!"

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