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Do men find it sexy when a woman farts in bed
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over a year ago
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"It depends what we’ve had for dinner  "
Ok, I’ll give you the scenario.
Macaroni cheese with a slice of strong garlic bread followed by a walls funny foot for dessert. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I demand an enthusiastic and heart-felt fist bump in recognition of my wind passing abilities. If I don't get one there's no repeat meet."
Enthusiasm is one of the only positive personality traits I still possess.
That and enjoying the aroma made by ladies bottoms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I demand an enthusiastic and heart-felt fist bump in recognition of my wind passing abilities. If I don't get one there's no repeat meet.
Enthusiasm is one of the only positive personality traits I still possess.
That and enjoying the aroma made by ladies bottoms."
Both those qualities should go on your CV and, eventually, your obituary. |
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"It depends what we’ve had for dinner
Ok, I’ll give you the scenario.
Macaroni cheese with a slice of strong garlic bread followed by a walls funny foot for dessert."
As the man in this couple, I can confirm that I do not find it sexy. Her farts tend to smell like they’re formed from Sulfur supplied by the devil himself.
Funny story; one time Mrs actually dropped her guts and our one year old (at the time) started heaving and was going to throw up. She had to be taken out of the room.
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This might explain why our inbox is constantly empty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My comment normally was good arse, I miss that "
I sense the pain in your response there forum brother.
Keep the faith, there’s more smelly bottomed ladies of your dreams out there somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck no, no absofuckinglutely not
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It’s a sensitive question to ask so I’ll understand perfectly if you don’t want to answer but...
Have you ever experienced a Dutch lady oven? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do it all the time..men seem to like it so much that when I pull the covers back agsin they usually fallen into a deep sleep..must be relaxing  "
You sound like a keeper!!!
Could you possibly pop one in a test tube and stopper it then post it to me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it "
When I did a Michael Moseley healthy eating thing a couple of years ago I stopped farting completely. No farts for 12 weeks! I almost didn't feel like me anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Both those qualities should go on your CV and, eventually, your obituary."
Sam Tender
Unemployed bottom sniffer.
Passed away peacefully in his sleep.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Both those qualities should go on your CV and, eventually, your obituary.
Sam Tender
Unemployed bottom sniffer.
Passed away peacefully in his sleep.
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I've got a tear in my eye *sniff* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It depends what we’ve had for dinner
Ok, I’ll give you the scenario.
Macaroni cheese with a slice of strong garlic bread followed by a walls funny foot for dessert.
As the man in this couple, I can confirm that I do not find it sexy. Her farts tend to smell like they’re formed from Sulfur supplied by the devil himself.
Funny story; one time Mrs actually dropped her guts and our one year old (at the time) started heaving and was going to throw up. She had to be taken out of the room.
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This might explain why our inbox is constantly empty "
I just hope her sense of humour is as strong as your child’s sense of smell was!!
I’m sure your inbox is perfectly healthy, your wife is deliciously photogenic and unless they invent a scratch n’ sniff phone you can keep the trumps a secret until it’s too late for any meet to get away.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it "
Meh.
And your bottom looks to have so much potential!
What if I fed you a litre of chocolate ice cream and two bowls of Allbran a couple of hours before? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it
Meh.
And your bottom looks to have so much potential!
What if I fed you a litre of chocolate ice cream and two bowls of Allbran a couple of hours before?"
Well, you might want to stand back  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and then holds your head under the covers?
Shit happens 
Not necessarily in bed or even from a woman, but my always thought and sometimes given response is "One day that won't be wind"!"
I like to think that was the inspiration for Patrick Swayze’s hit record from the motion picture ‘Dirty dancing’
Great film btw. |
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