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By *rHornyGent OP Man
over a year ago
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So I was with a fab friend yesterday and we decided to see how many whole grapes you could fit into your mouth without choking or breaking any.
She managed 13 and I called a halt at 30.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I was with a fab friend yesterday and we decided to see how many whole grapes you could fit into your mouth without choking or breaking any.
She managed 13 and I called a halt at 30.
Post your efforts below "
Now try it with marshmallows, not the small ones that's cheating! But do not swallow or chew and say fluffy bunnies after each one.
Then try it with malteasers.
I'd be interested to see how many you can manage on those!
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I can't read this thread without having a little panic.
I cut up my 30 something year old son's lunch grapes, in case he asphyxiates on them.(Can't type the actual word I wanted to).
I know.
You don't need to tell me.
Please don't cram loads of grapes in your mouth. You might breathe one in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "
This is beginning to sound more like a maths problem: Mr Mystique has £2 in 2p pieces. If he stuffs 67 down his foreskin, how much change will be have left?
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By *rHornyGent OP Man
over a year ago
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"So I was with a fab friend yesterday and we decided to see how many whole grapes you could fit into your mouth without choking or breaking any.
She managed 13 and I called a halt at 30.
Post your efforts below
Now try it with marshmallows, not the small ones that's cheating! But do not swallow or chew and say fluffy bunnies after each one.
Then try it with malteasers.
I'd be interested to see how many you can manage on those!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not going to attempt this.
As I wouldn't beat the current Forum grape challenge record holder.
I have a small mouth & even standard sized gags are too big.
I had to buy ones with smaller balls and rings.
I tried the marshmallow version of this years ago at a party.
You had to stuff as many standard sized marshmallows into your mouth as you could while still being able to say "chubby bunnies" & for those playing the game to be able to hear you clear enough!
Not only did I fail miserably as was expected, all of that sugar melting & sticking to my teeth made my teeth sensitive for a while afterwards! Not worth it.
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"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "
If that's true it's a mighty big foreskin!
2ps are about 2mm thick so in total that's a 134mm stretch  |
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